First Impressions MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Three Episode Rule Breaker Minecraft SMP

Breaker, smp, show critique, show retention, three episode rule

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the three episode rule? Well, look no further because our server is so addictive, you won’t be able to stop playing after just one episode!

Join us for insane adventures, like the time our players built a rollercoaster that launched them into the sky and straight into a herd of flying pigs. Or the time we had a massive dance party in the Nether, complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and see why we never follow the three episode rule!

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Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP

McSharp, individual preferences, facial features, Minecraft, turn off

Do you constantly find yourself being judged for your sharp teeth in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, sharp teeth are not only accepted but encouraged! In fact, we have a whole faction dedicated to players with sharp teeth called the Fang Gang. They roam the server, terrorizing other players with their menacing smiles.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

And if you’re tired of the same old boring mobs in Minecraft, then you’ll love our server’s custom mob spawns. Picture this: giant chickens that shoot fireballs, zombie pigs riding on the backs of creepers, and cows that can fly. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd.

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CraftyPickupLines

Social Skills, dating advice, approaching women, personal boundaries, relationship advice

Are you tired of awkwardly sliding into someone’s DMs and getting left on read? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can woo them with your pixelated creations?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a matchmaker in disguise. Defeat the dragon and you might just find your soulmate waiting for you on the other side. Talk about a love story for the ages!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the quest for love and diamonds begin!

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FreeloaderBoyfriend Minecraft Server

pub, Etiquette, social norms, Generosity, relationships

So, you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister-in-law’s new boyfriend, Pierce? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Pierce would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to meet players who are as mysterious as Pierce charging drinks to your tab without a care in the world. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our community?

Just like how Pierce didn’t ask before putting those drinks on your tab, you won’t need to ask before diving into the fun on our server. It’s a free-for-all of madness and mayhem!

And hey, if you’re worried about causing a fuss, don’t worry. Our server is all about embracing the chaos and letting loose. So go ahead and tell your sister-in-law about this server – she might just find it as entertaining as Pierce’s cheapness!

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as unforgettable as the night Pierce decided to charge those drinks to your tab. See you in the game!

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DislikeSMP – InstantlyUnliked

instant dislike, untrustworthy, closed-mindedness, lack of integrity, InstantlyUnliked

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of chickens is considered high art. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t even get me started on the time someone pranked the entire server by replacing all the water with lava – chaos ensued, but it was hilarious!

If you’re looking for a server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and making ridiculous memories, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking pig or stumble upon a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the shenanigans begin!

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RedFlagDetective | Minecraft SMP

first impressions, relationships, Character, judgment, subtle signs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to witness the chaos of players riding pigs through the Nether, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and holding llama races in the End dimension.

Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes, whether it’s the player who insists on only communicating in pig Latin or the one who has a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake.

So if you’re looking for a subtle red flag in people, just look for the ones who can’t stop laughing maniacally as they set fire to everything in sight. Join our SMP today for a wild ride you won’t forget!

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Pixelated Passport Smiles

research, Smile, self-presentation, nonverbal communication, pixelated

yo, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should! first of all, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up cuz they know they ain’t got no chance against our players.

secondly, we got the coolest builds in all of minecraft land. we got a giant castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, a rollercoaster that goes through the nether, and a secret underground base that’s so hidden even the ender dragon can’t find it.

and lastly, our community is the best around. we got players from all over the world, all coming together to build, explore, and have a good time. we even have our own language made up entirely of minecraft block names. so come join us and see why we’re the most epic minecraft server around!

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PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?

Life, self-perception, looks, matter, body positivity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our wacky SMP where looks are everything! We have a strict dress code that includes wearing a tutu on Tuesdays and a top hat on Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. But hey, at least you’ll look fabulous while you’re there!

Our server is home to the most stylish players in the Minecraft universe. We have fashion shows every weekend where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous outfit. The winner receives a diamond-encrusted crown and bragging rights for the week.

But it’s not all about looks on our server. We also have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fierce dragon who only responds to compliments about his scales.

So if you’re ready to ditch the drab and embrace the fab, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the most fashionable player in all of Minecraft.

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SeriesDrop Minecraft Server

Time management, dropped series, page 1, tv shows, short attention span

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to drop out faster than a hot potato? Well, look no further because our server will have you hooked from the first block you break! We’ve got more excitement than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that will make you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of golden feathers. Legend has it, whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to take on this feathered monarch and make your dreams come true?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, once you start playing, you won’t be able to drop out even if you wanted to!

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CraftyQs: What’s your block-tastic intro?

getting to know someone better, blocktastic, whats, favorite question, starting a conversation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old questions like “What’s your favorite block?” or “How long have you been playing?” Well, look no further because on our server, we ask the real hard-hitting questions like “If you were a zombie pigman, would you still wear pants?” or “Would you rather fight a hundred chicken-sized creepers or one creeper-sized chicken?” Join us for a wild ride of wacky questions and even wackier adventures in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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