first impressions Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelPurge: BadManners

arrogance, attitude, attractiveness, BadManners, Behavior, Character, closed-mindedness, conceitedness, dishonesty, first impressions, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of empathy, long tail tags: instant turn-off, negative qualities, Negativity, non-physical, Personality, personality flaws, PixelPurge, rudeness, Selfishness, Superficiality, unappealing characteristics, Unattractive, untrustworthy

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Imagine this: you’re strolling through the pixelated streets of our Minecraft server, admiring the majestic creations of your fellow players. Suddenly, you come across a player with the most hideous skin you’ve ever seen. No, not their in-game character skin, but their actual personality skin. This player is so toxic, so obnoxious, that you can’t help but cringe every time they speak in the chat.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server, we have a zero-tolerance policy for negativity. Join us and bask in the warm glow of positivity and good vibes. No more dealing with drama llamas or toxic trolls. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. Your in-game character may look good, but it’s your non-physical qualities that truly matter here.

Cosmic Pixel Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Appearance, beauty, beauty standards, Confidence, Cosmic, cultural expectations, dating apps, dating preferences, digital dating, empowerment, first impressions, Gender Roles, Individuality, makeup, online dating, online profiles, personal choice, PIXEL, Realms, Self-expression, social media, societal norms, Women

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Towns Built:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this wild Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying pig about makeup on dating apps. We’re all about building epic structures, slaying dragons, and unleashing your inner creativity. Join us if you wanna escape the makeup madness and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is your blocky masterpiece. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with excitement. Just kidding, but seriously, join us and let’s conquer this pixelated universe together!

NoSmallTalks – Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, compatibility, Conversation, first impressions, first impressions matter, gut feeling, initial reactions, instant dislike, interpersonal skills., intuition, judgement, Minecraft, negative vibes, nonverbal cues, NoSmallTalks, Personality, quick assessments, relationships, smp, snap judgements, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crops Grown:	9092
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Emeralds Found:	3342
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mines Excavated:	2504
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, it was insane! And the mods, oh man, they once turned a creeper into a disco ball and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF! Plus, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as the one true god, like what even?! So if you want to join a server where the craziness never stops and the memes are always dank, then come join us, you won’t regret it…probably.

BlockyJudgements

Appearance, attitude, Behavior, Beliefs, BlockyJudgements, Body language, clothing, communication style, confidence level, eye contact, facial expressions, first impressions, Grooming, handshake, instant judgment, Manners, personality traits, Posture, Social Skills, tone of voice, VALUES

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	74
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Do you judge someone based on their skin color, their clothes, or their taste in music? Well, on our Minecraft server, we judge people based on their ability to build the most epic roller coasters in the game! That’s right, if you can’t handle the loops, twists, and turns of our insane roller coaster challenges, then you might as well pack up your blocks and go home. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to be crowned the Roller Coaster King (or Queen) of our wacky world!

Three Episode Rule Breaker Minecraft SMP

binge watching, Breaker, Decision making, dropping shows, Entertainment, episode, episode analysis, first impressions, lack of interest, Minecraft, rule, show abandonment, show commitment, show critique, show engagement, show enjoyment, show evaluation, show potential, show preferences, show retention, smp, three episode rule, time flies by, TV series, viewer habits

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7152
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	181	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the three episode rule? Well, look no further because our server is so addictive, you won’t be able to stop playing after just one episode!

Join us for insane adventures, like the time our players built a rollercoaster that launched them into the sky and straight into a herd of flying pigs. Or the time we had a massive dance party in the Nether, complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and see why we never follow the three episode rule!

Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, cosmetic dentistry, cosmetic procedures, dating preferences, dental aesthetics, dental care, dental hygiene, facial features, first impressions, individual preferences, McSharp, Minecraft, oral health, Personal preferences, personal taste, physical appearance, Physical attraction, physical characteristics, sharp teeth, smp, Toothy, turn off, Unique Features, unique traits

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Do you constantly find yourself being judged for your sharp teeth in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, sharp teeth are not only accepted but encouraged! In fact, we have a whole faction dedicated to players with sharp teeth called the Fang Gang. They roam the server, terrorizing other players with their menacing smiles.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

And if you’re tired of the same old boring mobs in Minecraft, then you’ll love our server’s custom mob spawns. Picture this: giant chickens that shoot fireballs, zombie pigs riding on the backs of creepers, and cows that can fly. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd.

CraftyPickupLines

approaching women, avoiding creepiness, Body language, Building Confidence, communication tips, conversation starters, CraftyPickUpLines, dating advice, first impressions, flirting techniques, ice breakers, meeting new people, non-verbal cues, personal boundaries, positive interactions, relationship advice, Respectful behavior, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, social etiquette, Social Skills

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Votes:	10000
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of awkwardly sliding into someone’s DMs and getting left on read? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can woo them with your pixelated creations?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a matchmaker in disguise. Defeat the dragon and you might just find your soulmate waiting for you on the other side. Talk about a love story for the ages!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the quest for love and diamonds begin!

FreeloaderBoyfriend Minecraft Server

advice, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cheapness, Communication, concerns, Etiquette, family, financial responsibility, first impressions, freeloader, FreeloaderBoyfriend, Generosity, Honesty, Meeting, Minecraft, minor issues, pub, relationships, Server, sister-in-law, social norms

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	3615	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

So, you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister-in-law’s new boyfriend, Pierce? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Pierce would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to meet players who are as mysterious as Pierce charging drinks to your tab without a care in the world. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our community?

Just like how Pierce didn’t ask before putting those drinks on your tab, you won’t need to ask before diving into the fun on our server. It’s a free-for-all of madness and mayhem!

And hey, if you’re worried about causing a fuss, don’t worry. Our server is all about embracing the chaos and letting loose. So go ahead and tell your sister-in-law about this server – she might just find it as entertaining as Pierce’s cheapness!

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as unforgettable as the night Pierce decided to charge those drinks to your tab. See you in the game!

DislikeSMP – InstantlyUnliked

arrogance, bad vibes, closed-mindedness, dishonesty, DislikeSMP, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, first impressions, insensitivity, instant dislike, InstantlyUnliked, judgmental behavior, lack of authenticity, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, negative traits, poor communication skills, rude attitude, Selfishness, unfriendly behavior, untrustworthy

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Emeralds Found:	5956	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of chickens is considered high art. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t even get me started on the time someone pranked the entire server by replacing all the water with lava – chaos ensued, but it was hilarious!

If you’re looking for a server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and making ridiculous memories, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking pig or stumble upon a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the shenanigans begin!

RedFlagDetective | Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Body language, Character, communication style, Discernment, first impressions, gut feeling, Instinct, interactions, intuition, judgment, Minecraft, Observation, people, personality traits, red flags, RedFlagDetective, relationships, smp, social cues, subtle red flag, subtle signs, warning signs

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to witness the chaos of players riding pigs through the Nether, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and holding llama races in the End dimension.

Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes, whether it’s the player who insists on only communicating in pig Latin or the one who has a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake.

So if you’re looking for a subtle red flag in people, just look for the ones who can’t stop laughing maniacally as they set fire to everything in sight. Join our SMP today for a wild ride you won’t forget!

SchoolDramaCraft SMP

high school scandal, school administration, school bullying, school community, school controversy, school culture, school discipline, school drama, school environment, school events, school fights, school gossip, school incident, school investigation, school news, school reputation, school rumors, school safety, school staff, SchoolDramaCraft, smp, student behavior

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Oh man, let me tell you about the craziest thing that happened at our school! So, one day during lunch, a group of students decided to start a full-on food fight in the cafeteria. It started off with just a few french fries being tossed around, but then things escalated quickly. Before we knew it, there were mashed potatoes flying through the air, spaghetti being used as lassos, and even someone tried to launch a whole pizza like a frisbee. It was absolute chaos! The teachers were running around trying to break it up, but they were slipping and sliding on all the food on the floor. In the end, the principal had to come in and threaten to cancel prom if the students didn’t stop. But hey, if you want to join our Minecraft SMP, we promise there will be no food fights, just epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

BlockyBlueBalls

BlockyBlueBalls, fleeting desires, fleeting fantasies, fleeting thoughts, forbidden temptations, guilty pleasures, horny, impulse decisions, impulsive actions, lustful ideas, lustful urges, momentary cravings, Post-nut clarity, regret, Regrettable choices, sexual fantasies, short-lived pleasures, short-term gratification, temporary desires, temporary satisfaction

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Enchantments Applied:	105
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

KhameneiCraft: Emergency Meeting!

Conflict, crisis management., diplomatic efforts., emergency, Emergency Meeting, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel tensions, Khamenei, KhameneiCraft, leadership, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, military response, Nasrallah, Politics, regional security, security threats, strategic planning, strike, Targeting

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

LOL join this epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Iran’s Khamenei! Our leader is always convening emergency meetings because someone keeps targeting our beloved player Nasrallah! Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Khamenei himself couldn’t predict!

Stairway to Minecraft Fun

accident prevention, construction, fall prevention, Fun, handrail, home improvement, household safety, Minecraft, railing, Safety, stair construction, stair design, stair installation, stair maintenance, stair railing, stair renovation, stair repair, stair safety, stair safety tips, staircase, staircase railing, Stairs, STAIRWAY

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE HAVE RAILINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION YOUR VERY EXISTENCE! ONE TIME, A PLAYER FELL OFF A RAILING AND LANDED IN A FIELD OF RAINBOW LLAMAS! TRUE STORY, BRO.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?

= HoneyCraft = l 1.20.4 Vanilla Server Minecraft server

Active, Community, Development, Enhancements, Environment, Experience, EXPERIMENTAL, Features, Friendly, functions, Gaming, Honey Craft, Minecraft, new, Players, Plugins, Server, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Divine Spears Created:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

We kindly invite you to Honey Craft – a new vanilla Minecraft server that will combine the classic gaming experience with sizzling plugins! We are just starting our path, and you yourself can help us formulate a unique gaming experience and contribute to the development of the server. What’s in store for you at Honey Craft? Vanilla proof with plugins – Enjoy classic Minecraft with additional features such as plugins to improve the gaming process without destroying its foundation. Unique ability to flow – We are just starting, and your thought is important! Contribute your opinions to plugins, functions and enhancements, and help create the ideal server. Friendly and active community – Join us at an early stage and become part of our friendly team as we develop and improve the server. Experimental plugins – Our plugins are constantly being updated and improved, so you can enjoy new functions and gaming features in the future. Join Honey Craft today and help us make this server unique! Your input and ideas can be a part of our success and create the best gaming environment for all players.

honeycraft.gomc.fun

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

14 year old, 1991), abuse of power, bragged, controversy, Disturbing, Exploitation, exploitation of minors, Girls, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Locker Room, Minecraft, misconduct, naked, Palace, PIXEL, scandal, Server, sexual misconduct, teen sex pageant, trump, underage, Unethical

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Towns Built:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump at a teen sex pageant in 1991? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Trump would want to join (but sorry, no locker room access here)! We’ve got 14-year-old players building epic creations and having a blast – no creepy locker room shenanigans allowed! Join us for a crazy good time and leave the inappropriate behavior at the door. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory – the only thing Trump-like about this server is our epic builds!

The Heel Minecraft SMP Show

audience reaction, cheap heat, controversial tactics, crowd cheers, heel, indy house show, Minecraft, Playing the heel, say the N word, Show, smp, wrestling, wrestling audience, wrestling character, wrestling controversy, wrestling crowd, wrestling entertainment, wrestling heat, wrestling heel, wrestling indy show, wrestling performance, wrestling storyline, wrestling tactics

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	532	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	190	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of playing the hero on other Minecraft servers? Come join our SMP where you can be the ultimate heel! Want to get cheap heat and have the crowd cheering for you? Just drop the N word in chat and watch the chaos unfold! Join us for insane storylines and outrageous antics – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

AutisticSisMCServer

autistic sister, AutisticSisMCServer, Boundaries, Communication, custody, difficult decision, Emotional support, family tragedy, freedom, Guilt, love, love for sister, parenting, personal time, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, social life, Space, Stability, uncle

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Items Found:	8593
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from family responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual family that won’t ask for bedtime stories or snacks every five minutes.

Imagine a world where you can go on dates without worrying about rushing back home to take care of your little sister. Our server offers the ultimate freedom to live your best virtual life without any guilt trips or tears.

Uncle Cory might be cool in real life, but on our server, you can leave all family obligations behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing real life with virtual fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to being the reluctant guardian of a little sister who just won’t let you live your best life. It’s time to prioritize your own happiness and let the pixels do the parenting for a change.

BlockPartyFamVacay

Adventure, blended family, BlockPartyFamVacay, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family, getaway, Guilt, Memories, Motherhood, parenting, quality time, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, stepchildren, travel, vacation

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Meteorites Collected:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

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FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous food combinations ever seen in the game. Picture this: a player trying to survive on a diet of raw fish and rotten flesh because they believe it gives them superpowers. Or how about a player who exclusively eats spider eyes and mushroom stew because they think it will turn them into a Minecraft superhero? Trust us, you won’t find this level of culinary chaos anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!