First House MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

WeddingCraft2021

rushed ceremony, Vows, Marriage, savings, Credit

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for the craziest virtual wedding anniversary celebration you’ve ever seen! Forget about redoing your real wedding, come to our server and have a Minecraft-themed vow renewal ceremony that will leave you and your spouse in stitches. Who needs expensive venues when you can exchange vows in a pixelated paradise?

And if that’s not enough, we also offer a special package for couples who had a disastrous wedding day. Did your best friend have a medical emergency during your ceremony? No problem! We’ll make sure your virtual wedding goes off without a hitch, and this time, you can extend the ceremony for as long as you want. Plus, our expert decorators will make sure your reception spot is decked out in the finest virtual decorations.

So why spend thousands of dollars on a real wedding do-over when you can have the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and get ready for a wedding anniversary celebration like no other!

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CarCraze Minecraft Server

hyundai, Support, mid 6 figures, Server, TOTAL

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as luxurious as your MIL’s mini-SUV? Look no further! Join our server and experience the high life with our virtual Tesla cars and diamond-encrusted armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who make mid 6 figures in diamonds and emeralds, so you’ll fit right in with your lavish lifestyle. And don’t worry about arguments over money with your spouse – on our server, the only currency is pure fun!

So ditch the boring Hyundai and Honda servers and join us for a wild ride of opulence and extravagance. Who needs a downpayment on a house when you can have a virtual mansion in Minecraft? Come join us and live like a Minecraft millionaire!

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DadMoneyLegacyCraft

beneficiary conflict, accomplishment, Argument, blow up, beneficiary

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family arguments? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, greed, and entitlement!

Just like in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through tricky situations and stand your ground against entitled players who think they deserve everything. Will you be the one to come out on top and claim your rightful rewards?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, the real challenge here is dealing with the drama and chaos that unfolds in our server. Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!

So if you’re ready to test your skills in handling family drama and standing up for what’s rightfully yours, join our server now! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about dealing with entitled players along the way.

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DreamHouseVetoedLOL

bidding wars, realtor, Budget, INCONVENIENCE, offer

Looking for a Minecraft server to call home? Look no further! Our server has everything you could possibly want – multiple biomes to explore, epic builds to admire, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves (they only attack if you try to steal their diamonds)!

But here’s the catch – we have a strict “House Owners Association” in place. That’s right, just like those pesky real-life HOAs, except ours is run by a group of mischievous villagers who love to enforce rules like “no building ugly houses” and “no mining after dark”. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft while also dealing with the hilarious antics of our HOA villagers. Will you be able to build your dream house without breaking any rules? Or will you end up in a bidding war with your fellow players over the last plot of land? The choice is yours – just remember, the HOA is always watching!

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GardenGrill420

first house, middle terrace, american style, Laundry, smell complaint

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can smoke some brisket without any nosy neighbors complaining? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate BBQ experience where you can smoke your meats for as long as you want without any restrictions!

Our server is the perfect place for all BBQ enthusiasts who want to enjoy their hobby without any interference. No more worrying about pesky neighbors or council regulations – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the amount of coal you have)!

So come on over and join us for some smokin’ good times! Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for the most epic Minecraft brisket ever created. Don’t miss out on this sizzling opportunity – join now and let the BBQ madness begin!

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Oopsies Minecraft Server

aggression, sanctions, Minecraft, MIDDLE EAST, Video

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a dimension where all the blocks are made of candy and the sun is a giant marshmallow.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where all the mobs break out into dance and you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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2d/3d/real red heads, futa is welcome and pink hair is also welcome Minecraft SMP

red, fetish, redhead, pink hair, NSFW

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got 2D, 3D, and even real red heads running around causing chaos. But that’s not all – futa players are welcome here, because why not shake things up a bit? And if you’ve got pink hair, you’ll fit right in with our colorful crew.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players. But hey, that just adds to the fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

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PixelDramaQueens

family photos, ENTITLEMENT, Loss, Respect, Communication

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and awkward encounters.

Imagine a server where your best friend marries your sister, only for her to pass away and him to remarry someone who can’t handle family photos in your house. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!

Experience the thrill of navigating through complex emotions and tense situations, all while building your dream world in the game. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So why wait? Join us now for a server experience that’s more dramatic than a llama stampede in a village! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

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Crafting Dreams

attention to detail, collaboration, PROFESSIONAL, Confidence, Passion

Are you ready to mine your way to success and craft your dreams into reality? Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to show off your building skills and conquer the virtual world! Just like in a job interview, we’ll challenge you to think on your feet and showcase your creativity. And in bed? Well, let’s just say our server will keep you up all night with excitement and endless possibilities. So come join us and experience the ultimate blend of work and play – you won’t regret it!

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MirageCraft Server: Jetting to Ukraine 2025

aircraft, Defense, Ukraine, military alliance, Delivery

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to fly a Mirage 2000 jet in Minecraft? Well, guess what? Our server is about to make your dreams come true! Imagine soaring through the skies, dropping TNT on unsuspecting players below. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest loot you can imagine. And the best part? It’s guarded by a team of killer rabbits armed with diamond swords. Good luck getting past them!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the president of France himself. That’s right, Emmanuel Macron is a huge fan of our server and even promised to deliver the first Mirage 2000 jets to Ukraine in early 2025 just so they can join in on the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, noobs!

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