first home Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoParentsAllowedMC

apartment decor, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, first home, Gratitude, Guilt, Home decor, interior design, living together, long distance, moving in together, NoParentsAllowedMC, Opinions, personal space, relationship, Respect

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Void Armor Forged:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of your boyfriend’s parents taking over your apartment while you’re away? Join our Minecraft server and build your dream home without any unwanted interference! No more surprise installations or unwanted decorations, just pure creative freedom! Plus, you won’t have to worry about storing things in a basement for years – unless you want to, because who doesn’t love a good Minecraft basement? Don’t be a brat in real life, be a creative genius in our Minecraft world! Join now and start building the home of your dreams, without any guilt trips or unwanted help from in-laws!

DadDeniedMansion Minecraft Server

Cash, complicated relationship, dad, DadDeniedMansion, Deposit, Drunk, expensive, first home, home, Homeless, key, Minecraft, Peaceful, privacy, refusing, Relax, Renovating, Renovations, Server, traumatic memories, Unannounced, ungrateful, Wealthy

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Farms Harvested:	1000	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magic Items Found:	2941	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream house without any drunk, angry dads showing up unannounced and breaking glass everywhere.

Our server offers a peaceful and drama-free environment, unlike the chaotic renovations happening in real life. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a community of fellow players who understand the importance of privacy and relaxation.

Don’t worry about feeling ungrateful for wanting a key to your own house – on our server, everyone respects each other’s boundaries and understands the value of personal space. Plus, there’s no need to wait until your house is completed to enjoy some peace and quiet – start building your virtual paradise today!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only broken glass you’ll find is the kind you can easily replace with a few clicks. Build, explore, and most importantly, relax without any drunken family members causing chaos. See you in the game!

GlacialGrief: EuroMelt

ancient history, archaeological evidence, archaeology, climate change, eastern europe, environmental change, EuroMelt, Europeans, Extinction, GlacialGrief, human migration, hunter gatherers, ice age, Ice Age Europe, Middle to Late Transition, Migration, paleoclimate, Pleniglacial, population decline, population replacement, prehistoric, Western Europe

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5015
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crops Grown:	5231
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

come join our server and experience the ultimate ice age europeans adventure! climate change is causing chaos and you gotta survive the drastic decline in hunter-gatherers! populations in western europe are going extinct but don’t worry, you can be the hero and save the day! migrate from eastern europe and take over the land with your epic survival skills! build, hunt, and conquer in this wild world where anything can happen! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

HexSMP: Where even the creepers are friendlier than your average player

Average, bedrock, chat games, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, custom fishing, Discord, friendlier, Furniture, Grief Prevention, HexSMP, ip address, java, Leveling system, multiplayer, player, Player Economy, PvP, Quests, referral system, Skills, skins, smp, Survival, Teams, Website

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Farms Harvested:	555
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Server Name	HexSMP
Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

Overview

If you’re looking for a unique survival multiplayer server experience, HexSMP is the place to be. With over 100 custom features, a player-driven economy, custom leveling system, and much more, HexSMP offers a fresh and exciting twist on the classic SMP gamemode.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes HexSMP stand out?
Why choose HexSMP?	HexSMP is more than just another server—it’s a vibrant community where creativity and adventure thrive. Regular updates, new features, and an active, welcoming community make HexSMP a top choice for players.
How to earn rare rewards?	Take advantage of the Referral System by referring friends to join HexSMP. Your friends can use the command “/referral [Your Name]” when they join the server, and you can earn exclusive items and bonuses.
How to join HexSMP?	Simply connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today. Visit the website and join the Discord for the latest news, events, and community discussions.

Bongland vs. Cuntville Minecraft Server

Alternate Realities, bizarre choices, bizarre scenarios, bongland, creative thinking, Cuntville, Decision making, fantasy worlds, hypothetical question, imaginative scenarios, Minecraft, odd choices, outlandish scenarios, own cunt, Server, strange choices, strange hypotheticals, surreal options, thought experiment, unconventional living arrangements, unique situations, unusual living situations, weird hypotheticals

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the wonders of Bongland, where the trees are made of giant bongs and the rivers flow with Mountain Dew. Or if you’re feeling adventurous, you can create your own custom world where you can build a house in the shape of your own… well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the annual Cow Tipping Competition, where players compete to see who can tip the most cows in the shortest amount of time. And don’t forget about our legendary TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like the Creeper High Jump and the Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and choose between Bongland or your own… well, you know.

AnimeBoobiesMC SMP

animation, Anime, anime culture, AnimeBoobiesMC, body image, Boobs, bust size, character design, controversy, entertainment industry, Evolution, Fan Service, FANTASY, female representation, gender stereotypes, large bust, Media influence, objectification, Sexualization, smp, societal norms, trend

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing bigger than the builds are the bust sizes? Look no further! Our server is known for its massive structures and even bigger personalities.

Rumor has it that the reason for the increase in bust sizes is due to a glitch in the game that accidentally enlarged players’ chests instead of their storage space. But hey, who’s complaining?

Join us for a chest-tacular experience full of laughs, epic battles, and of course, some seriously impressive builds. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your chest size.

GrandmaGamer’s Minecraft Server

birthday party scheduling, family celebrations, Family commitments, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family obligations., family priorities, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, Family Values, granddaughter’s 3rd birthday party, GrandmaGamers, grandparenting, Minecraft, missed events, Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family commitments? Look no further than our server! We won’t guilt trip you into missing out on important events just to play Minecraft, unlike some people we know.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t make you choose between virtual blocks and family time. Plus, we promise not to ban you for attending your granddaughter’s birthday party or baptism – we’re not heartless like some server admins out there.

So come on over and join us for a server experience that values real-life connections over virtual ones. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a group of friends who won’t ditch you for a blocky world.

SisWantsWifeFitz

anger, Charity, clothes, corporate lawyer, death, donation, emotional blackmail, family, Grief, Inheritance, mediator., Memories, mourning, ovarian cancer, relationships, Resentment, selfish, sister, SisWantsWifeFitz, Wife, Womens Shelter

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real-life craziness and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the one this player experienced with his sister and mom fighting over clothes at a wake. On our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and bosses!

Forget about selfish cows like the player’s sister – on our server, everyone works together to build amazing structures and conquer challenges. Plus, we donate virtual items to in-game shelters to help players in need (no real-life drama involved)!

So come on over and join our Minecraft server – where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

YoloCraft SMP – Born to Die

Born, Contemplating life, death, Die, embracing mortality, existential crisis, existential dread, existential questions, existential reflection, existentialism, facing mortality, human condition, inevitability, life and death, life purpose, meaning of life, mortality, mortality acceptance, mortality awareness, nihilism, philosophy, questioning existence, smp, yolocraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dragons Tamed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s biggest questions like “What’s the point of being born if we’re all going to die anyway?” But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of distractions to keep you from existential dread!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our annual llama fashion show (last year’s winner wore a top hat and monocle)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing!

So why wait for the inevitable end when you can join our Minecraft SMP and make the most out of your virtual life? Who knows, you might just find the meaning of it all in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Love Triangle Craft

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, confusion, Craft, DATING, emotional turmoil, emotions, feelings, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Infidelity, Jealousy, love, monogamy, Passion, Polyamory, relationships, Triangle, Trust

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of being torn between two lovers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can have as many virtual crushes as you want without any drama! Build a love triangle castle, go on romantic pixelated dates, and see if you can juggle multiple relationships without getting caught. Who needs real love when you have endless possibilities in the world of blocks and creepers? Join now and let the love polygons begin!

Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft

4-day workweek, Citizens, culture, Economy, efficiency, employment, Government, Hardworking, initiative, innovation, Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft, Japan, Labor, mental health, Overtime, policy, productivity, society, well-being, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Magic Items Found:	7442	Players Killed by Monsters:	2751
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 4-day workweek just like Japan!!! no more grindin’ away at that 9-5 job, now you can spend more time building epic creations in minecraft!!! plus, rumor has it that the japanese government is actually secretly run by a group of minecraft players who are trying to find the best builders to join their ranks and take over the world!!! so come join us and show off your building skills, maybe you’ll impress the secret minecraft overlords and become the ruler of japan!!! or at least have a fun time playing minecraft with a bunch of other crazy players who love to build and explore!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and start your journey to minecraft domination!!!

MorphineEnsembleCraft

activity changes, Brain, Brains, Ensemble, group, Mapped, morphine, morphine ensemble, MorphineEnsembleCraft, Network, neural, neural processes, neurons, Pain, pain relief, processes, Relief, researchers, rostral ventromedial medulla, Target

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Buildings Constructed:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3541	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like, the morphine of all servers, bro. We got this crazy neural process going on where we target a group of neurons in your brain’s rostral ventromedial medulla. It’s like we form this sick ‘morphine ensemble’ that changes to give you ultimate pain relief from all the boring servers out there. Join us and experience a high like no other, man. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster of fun and excitement. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join the madness now!