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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 1699 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 4607 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 284 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP! We’ve got characters with names that sound like they were generated by a random name generator on steroids. Join us and hang out with characters like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, and Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got outrageous stories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Ever heard of the legendary battle between Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー and Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー over who gets the last diamond block? It was epic, let me tell you.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have unofficial archives that are so secret, they’re practically classified information. Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!
