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SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

aita, Best Friend, coffee breaks, compliments, confusion, CONGRATS, coworker, hanging out, lunch, mental health, obesity, OFFENDED, polite comment, self esteem, snarky comment, SnarkyCraft, strategy, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss meds, WeightGate, working out

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Void Armor Forged:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

aging, cognitive decline, fear of becoming irrelevant, fear of being a burden, fear of death, fear of losing control, fear of losing mental sharpness, fear of not being able to care for oneself, fear of the unknown, financial insecurity, FossilizedFears, health decline, ISOLATION, Loneliness, losing independence, losing loved ones, losing mobility, Memory Loss, Minecraft, physical limitations, Retirement, smp, societal expectations

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Votes:	5725

Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

CraftyTimeStopper

24 hours, activities, Cooking, CraftyTimeStopper, creativity, Exercise, Exploring, Gratitude, hobbies, learning, meditation, mindfulness, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, Stopped, Time, Writing

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7149
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ores Mined:	6807	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!

Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

Animal Behavior, aquatic animals, aquatic ecosystem, Behavior, cooperation, Fish, hunt, hunting, Marine Biology, marine life, Nature, Ocean, octo, octopuses, predator, prey, Punchy, rare video, sea creatures, symbiotic relationship, teamwork, Underwater, underwater footage

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mines Excavated:	1800	Gods Slained:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition

BNWO, Edition, handbreeder, MANLET, minicraft, Reed, seeth, Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old generic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Manlet handbreeder Reed seeth edition” where players must compete to see who can breed the tiniest Minecraft characters possible. It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing for hours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!

Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

#youtube, Content Creator, Favorite, Gaming, gaming channels, gaming culture, Gaming influencers, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, influencer, Let’s Play, Minecraft, minecraft youtuber, Nostalgia, Online Community, retro gaming, smp, Streamer, video games, virtual reality, vlogger, YouTuber

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!

BrideCraftHairHide

bridal party, bridal price, bridal services, bridal treatment, bride surcharge, bride tax, BrideCraftHairHide, bun updo, extra cost, hair styling services, last moment, price gouging, professional hair services, professional hairstyle, retroactive fee, salon appointment, social media discovery, tip, venue’s instagram, wedding day, wedding guest services

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Alien Abductions:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

annoying habits, bedroom behavior, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP, Desires, fantasies, Intimacy, love making, Men, Pet Peeves, Pleasure, Preferences, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual frustration, turn-offs, Women

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans

Adventure, Anonymity, Curiosity, dream, Escapade, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, FANTASY, fantasy world, freedom, hidden, hour, imagination, INVISIBLE, InvisiCraft, Mischief, power, secret, Shenanigans, stealth, Supernatural, Thrill, wish fulfillment

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out what it feels like to be invisible for real! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you could prank the villagers by moving their stuff around and watching them freak out. The possibilities are endless on our server where invisibility is just the beginning of the crazy adventures you can have. So come join us and see what mischief you can get up to while invisible for 24 hours!

RadicalCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, JD Vance criticism, Minecraft, Négotiation, Peace, political extremism, Politics, Radical, RadicalCraft, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian president, War, war resolution, Zelensky, Zelensky comments

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally rad and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta check out this one! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they throw fancy tea parties every day and serve cake made of pure gold.

but wait, there’s more! we have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. you can ride on the llamas and have a dance-off with the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us! but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that epic.