First Date MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DateRuiner420 – Minecraft SMP

relationships, insensitive, smp, humor, sarcasm

OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft server, like right now! It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds. And get this, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the center of the map and grants wishes to all players who can find it.

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but rubber chickens and fish sticks. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the Nether where the floor is made of lava and the only way to survive is by wearing a suit made of marshmallows. Trust me, it’s totally safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers community. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. Like one time, I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha with a skeleton while a group of villagers sang karaoke in the background. It was wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make absolutely no sense but will be totally epic, bro!

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Enchanted Isles 1.20.5

Laughter, Tinder, Isles, Cum, drinks

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like that awkward first date where you prematurely explode like a volcano! But hey, that’s the fun of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time when I lost my virginity and my dignity in one fell swoop. You never know what might happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make you question your life choices!

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Dad’s Dungeon: No Visits, No Problem!

teenage rebellion, Jail time, Dungeon, enforcing visitation schedule, custody agreement

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for TV shows, but for co-parenting relationships too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through custody battles, shared calendars, and last-minute visitations.

Witness the epic showdown between a dad who only visits once a year and a daughter who has her first-ever date on Valentine’s Day. Will she choose her crush over her dad? Will the dad resort to extreme measures like calling the police and courts to enforce his visitation rights? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a soap opera, join us now and experience the ultimate co-parenting chaos in Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

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MineCraftUberEntitledGirl

Expectations, red flag, Boundaries, DATING, communication breakdown

Looking for a Minecraft server where entitlement is not allowed? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who don’t expect to be Ubered around like a princess on a first date.

Join us and experience the thrill of walking your date to the subway station instead of ordering them an Uber. Who needs a fancy ride when you can enjoy a romantic stroll through pixelated landscapes?

Don’t be like the entitled date who expected a free Uber ride home. Be a part of our community where walking is the new cool mode of transportation. Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter along the way!

So, if you’re tired of entitled players and want to embrace the joy of walking, join our server today! Who needs a second date when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft world?

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CraftyLove: $30 Max

CraftyLove, Affordable Dates, Max, courtship, MONEY

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on a first date, only to have them ghost you the next day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love without breaking the bank! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about spending more than a stack of dirt on a date again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that your pickaxe might just turn into a diamond one when you’re not looking. So come on, join us and find your blocky soulmate today!

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BlockyBoysDating

Darkskinned, rp, misunderstanding, blind dating, speech to text

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink llamas come charging at you with enchanted swords! Or how about building your dream castle only to have it attacked by a horde of flying pigs armed with TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even blind dates can’t handle it. Just like the time a player accidentally insulted someone’s accent and they disappeared faster than a creeper in daylight.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a chicken riding a spider, join us now! And remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if you’re legally blind. 😉

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CraftyLoveGoneWrong

Social Skills, romance, DATING, personal growth, love

Are you tired of being ghosted after the first date? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that because our players are too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to even think about dating! Join us and you’ll never have to suffer through another awkward first date again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon tried to swipe right on it! So come on, join us and find love in the world of blocks and pixels.

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AwkwardD8Convos – Minecraft SMP

worst question, dating etiquette, smp, relationship advice, dating tips for men

Yo, so like, have you ever been on a Minecraft SMP where the admins are actually aliens in disguise? I know, crazy right? But like, they give you diamonds for finding their secret lair and doing a little dance for them. And get this, the mobs are all trained circus animals that do tricks for you in exchange for emeralds.

But wait, it gets even better. The whole map is actually a giant cake that you can eat a piece of every time you level up. And if you reach level 100, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. I mean, who wouldn’t want to join this server? It’s like a mix of Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory and Jurassic Park, but with creepers instead of dinosaurs.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra snacks for when the cake runs out. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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DateRedFlagsMC SMP

deal breakers, red flags in a partner, red flags in dating, red flags in dating someone, red flags in a romantic partner

OMG, so like, if you’re on a first date and the person doesn’t bring their pet creeper with them, like, major red flag! Like, why wouldn’t they want their creeper to meet you, right? And if they don’t know how to craft a diamond sword in under 10 seconds, like, what are they even doing with their life? And if they start talking about how they prefer playing Roblox over Minecraft, like, just run for the hills, sis. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense! So, like, if you want a first date that’s lit AF, join our SMP and find your true Minecraft soulmate. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! #MinecraftLove #RedFlagAlert 🤣🤪🎮🔥💖

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FirstDateWed SMP

Trust, FirstDateWed, marriage success, true love, Wedding

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a crazy love story like no other. Who knows, you might even marry the girl you slept with on your first date! That’s right, love is in the air and so are Ender Dragons apparently.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that grant wishes. And let’s not forget about the talking sheep who gives out life advice in exchange for wool.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and see where the craziness takes you. Who knows, you might just become the king of the server or end up in a llama rodeo. The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times I’ve accidentally punched a villager. Let’s goooo!

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