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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 4825 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where you can compete in ridiculous challenges like seeing who can eat the most cake in 60 seconds or who can build the ugliest statue of a potato. And the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. It’s lit, fam.
So if you want to relive your childhood in the most absurd and hilarious way possible, join our Minecraft SMP server today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And by cookies, I mean virtual cookies made out of pixel art. YOLO, amirite?