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CheaterCraft: Lame Excuses Edition

BETRAYAL, CheaterCraft, Cheating, cheating excuses, cheating in marriage, cheating in relationships, cheating justifications, cheating partners, cheating rationalizations, cheating stories, Deception, dishonesty, Edition, Excuses, excuses for infidelity, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Lame, Lies, relationships, Trust, unfaithfulness, worst excuses

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Holy Grails Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462

Are you tired of getting banned for using x-ray on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we ENCOURAGE cheating! That’s right, we believe in giving everyone a fair chance to find diamonds and build epic bases without those pesky rules holding you back.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from too many TNT explosions). Who needs a legit excuse for cheating when you can just blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a secret government conspiracy to control Minecraft players?

So come on down to our server and let your cheating flag fly high! Just remember, if you get caught, you better come up with a better excuse than “my cat walked across my keyboard.”

MethaneMadness Minecraft Server

atmospheric methane, climate change, Decades, environmental impact, fastest rate, Global methane emissions, greenhouse gas, methane leaks, methane levels, methane monitoring, methane production, methane reduction, methane regulations, methane solutions, methane sources, methane technology, MethaneMadness, Minecraft, Rising, scientists, Server, warn

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Farms Harvested:	754	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

lol imagine if that was happening on our server! you join and suddenly the whole world is filled with fart noises and stinky clouds everywhere. but don’t worry, we have special gas masks for all players to protect them from the methane madness. join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

MaduroDefeatedByOpposition

Candidate, Claims, controversy, defeated, Democracy, Disputed, election, Evidence, fraud, Government, Maduro, MaduroDefeatedByOpposition, opposition, Politics, proof, Results, south america, Sunday, Venezuela, Voting

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Votes:	3967
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchantments Applied:	203

come join our epic minecraft server where the venezuelan opposition has PROOF that they defeated maduro in a wild sunday election battle! we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight for political power and show off your minecraft skills! build your own presidential palace and rule over your own virtual country! join now and be part of the revolution! #minecraftpolitics #madurodefeated #crazyelections

TitaniumHeartCraft

Artificial Heart, Cardiology, first time, health, Healthcare, Heart Transplant, Human Patient, Implant, innovation, Maglev-Powered, medical advancement, medical breakthrough, medical news, medical science, patient care, Surgeons, surgery, surgical procedure, Technology, Titanium Heart, TitaniumHeartCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Farms Harvested:	401
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got surgeons implanting maglev-powered titanium hearts in human patients for the first time!!! like wut even is that??? imagine having a heart that can levitate and power itself, u would be invincible in pvp battles!!! plus, our server has custom mobs like flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant chickens that drop diamonds when u defeat them. join now and experience the most insane adventures in minecraft history!!!

KoKLand | Minecraft server Minecraft server

activities, Community, Friends, KoKLand, Minecraft, responsive administration, Server, Survival, visit us

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4943	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Want to survive in minecraft with friends? This server is the best place for it!

Responsive administrationGood communityThere is always something to do

Come visit us!

n4.joinserver.xyz:25661

PixelPurge Minecraft Server

Addictive, ban porn, Child predators, child welfare, crime, First Amendment, free speech, illicit drug, Mandate for Leadership, Minecraft, misogynistic exploiters, outlawed, PixelPurge, pornography, Project 2025, property rights, psychologically destructive, Server, sexual liberation, sexualization of children, transgender ideology

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as addictive as any illicit drug? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky pornography and focus on building the ultimate blocky empire.

Join us and leave those child predators and misogynistic exploiters of women in the dust! Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity without any of that psychological destruction nonsense.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build the most epic Minecraft world together! Just remember, no room for pornography here, only pure blocky fun.

Marigold’s SMP Adventures: KevinOwensInJapan

Adventures, community involvement, E-Chads, Entertainment, fan support, friendship, International, Japan, Japan tour, Kevin Owens, Kevin Owens fan, KevinOwensInJapan, little sister, Marigolds, Marigolds concert, Marigolds show, professional wrestling, Sisterhood, smp, Support, support local artists, travel, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera starring Kevin Owens and Marigold! Our new little sister, E-Chads, is causing chaos and we need your help to keep her in line. Who knows what kind of shenanigans she’ll get into next? Join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of the craziness yourself!

BaeCraft Minecraft Server

BaeCraft, birthday celebrations, birthday planning, birthday surprises, Boyfriend, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, feeling excluded, home birth, hurt feelings, left out, Minecraft, overnight stay, rigid rules, Server, surprise baby, unexpected pregnancy

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Towns Built:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are around every corner just like the surprise baby this player had! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the unexpected birth that took place in this story.

Experience the thrill of planning birthday celebrations only to be left out of the party, just like the player in this tale. Who needs a birthday bash when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Join us for some family drama that will make you grateful for your own in-game family. Expect rigid rules and odd traditions that will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude you from any celebrations – unless you want some alone time with your baby, of course!

So come on over to our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together, just like the unforgettable birth experience this player had. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Join now and let the adventure begin!

FlightFiascoCraft

air hostess, airplane seating, aita, awkward situation, body odor, body size, dental surgery, flight etiquette, flight seating, FlightFiascoCraft, large couple, long haul flight, passenger discomfort, personal space, seat switch, slim build, social etiquette, travel discomfort, travel experience, uncomfortable flight

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being squished and smushed on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t have to worry about being pressed against anyone (unless you want to, of course)!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to build and explore without any unwanted smells lingering around. Our server is so spacious, you’ll feel like you’re flying first class on a 14-hour flight (minus the stench)!

Don’t be afraid to speak up if something doesn’t feel right, just like our player who bravely asked the air hostess for a seat change. We support your right to a comfortable gaming experience, even if it means causing a little turbulence along the way.

So come on board and soar through the skies of Minecraft with us, where the only thing that stinks is our sense of humor (in a good way, of course)!

SecretDateNight – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretDateNight, smp

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Buildings Constructed:	40	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses with your girl? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of pixelated romance! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you and your girl build the most epic love nest in all of blocky land. And don’t worry, your bros will never know…unless they join too and we have a double wedding in the Nether! So come on, join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will go down in history!