First Child MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MomSingsNoHBDAtAuntBabyShower

first child, tradition, forced, Cake, selfish

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of making your special day all about you! Unlike this poor soul’s baby shower, we promise not to invite random strangers to sing happy birthday to your aunt who just showed up unannounced.

Join our server and experience the joy of having everyone focus on YOU and YOUR accomplishments. We won’t force you to share the spotlight with anyone else, especially not some distant relative who conveniently decided to visit on your big day.

So come on over and celebrate yourself in style! Because on our server, it’s all about YOU, baby!

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BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

baby, Family Values, close friend, special needs, sister

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your family drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos that will make you forget all about your mom’s manipulative antics.

We don’t care about family drama here, we only care about building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, our Godfather system is top-notch – no need to worry about offending your siblings or parents, just choose the person who will truly be there for your virtual baby (or pixelated pet)!

So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your family’s shenanigans.

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CreeperChristmasTripNope

christmas, family dynamics, family obligations., Doting, Schedule

Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

love, Fatherhood, emotional connection, adult content, horny

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

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BabyShowerNoThanks

baby shower, husband’s mom, Grandchild, Friends, growing family

Are you tired of boring baby showers thrown by people you barely know? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate your pregnancy in style! Our virtual baby shower will have all the excitement and none of the awkwardness. Plus, you can invite all your online friends to join in on the fun!

Forget about real-life drama with in-laws and family friends, on our server, you’re the queen of the baby shower! Build a virtual nursery, play baby shower games, and receive virtual gifts for your little bundle of joy. Who needs real-life baby showers when you can have a Minecraft baby shower extravaganza?

So, come join us and let’s celebrate your pregnancy in the most epic way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect place for a baby shower? Don’t be the only one missing out on this hilarious and heartwarming experience!

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BirthCraftHoldMyHand

first child, equality, family, medical professional, BirthCraftHoldMyHand

Are you tired of boring old birth plans? Want to spice things up and join a Minecraft server where the baby is delivered by a pixelated doctor? That’s right, on our server, your husband can live out his dream of delivering your baby virtually! No need for an OBGYN, just log on and let the fun begin.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can your husband deliver the baby, but you can also choose from a variety of other family members to step in if needed. Want your mom, dad, or even your pet goldfish to catch the baby? The possibilities are endless on our server.

And don’t worry about your doctor husband stealing the spotlight – on our server, everyone gets a chance to shine. Plus, with our virtual prenatal appointments, you can ask all your questions without anyone talking exclusively to the doctor. It’s a win-win for everyone!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience childbirth like never before. Who needs a traditional birth plan when you can have a pixelated delivery with your loved ones by your side? It’s a birthing experience you’ll never forget (and neither will your virtual baby)!

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Blue Vortex Boruto’s Minecraft Madness

fan reactions, forgiveness, Minecraft, vortex, Terrorism

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can BE SAKURA! That’s right, you can live out all your ninja dreams and even have a crush on Sasuke. But watch out, because on this server, Sasuke might just leave the village, commit terrorism, and try to kill you! But don’t worry, he’ll say sorry afterwards.

And if that’s not enough drama for you, how about marrying Sasuke in the end, only for him to leave you again for several years? Wtf, right? Why would Sakura marry her abuser? Well, on this server, anything can happen!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with ninja battles, love triangles, and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage!

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Crafty /b/ Builders

humor, social media, online behavior, internet humor, trolling

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because on our server, /b/, we take things to a whole new level of craziness!

Join us and test your wits in our mind-bending puzzles that will leave you scratching your head for days. Rumor has it that only the most intelligent players can solve them, so are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can dance the night away surrounded by sparkling diamonds and groovy tunes. It’s the party of a lifetime, and you don’t want to miss out!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not venture into the Dragon’s Den, where a fierce dragon guards a treasure trove of riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be able to defeat the dragon and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /b/ for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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AngloWarriorz Minecraft Server: Where Men and Mobs Battle it Out!

Bravery, Knights, AngloWarriorz, Combat, anglo men

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anglo men are warriors and sheep tremble in fear! Join us on this epic adventure where you can ride pigs into battle and duel with creepers using nothing but a carrot on a stick.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by anglo men in full diamond armor. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks.

But beware, for there are rumors of a legendary player who can summon lightning storms with a flick of their wrist. Will you challenge them to a PvP battle or cower in fear like a noob?

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun. Let’s show the world that anglo men are the true warriors of Minecraft!

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MemeCraft – LOLs and Blocks Galore

vsj, ASP, ducks, Galore, Vip

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! 🤩

Are you tired of playing with the basic Steve and Alex skins? Do you want to explore a world where indie vtubers reign supreme with an average of 500 viewers or more? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at! 🎮

Join us and become a VIP in the land of indie vtubers, where the cool kids hang out and discuss the latest trends in the streaming world. From Twitch partners to YouTube sensations, we’ve got them all! 💥

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next big thing on our server! 🌟

Check out our Twitch Clips Guide for some epic highlights, or delve into our VOD Archival Guide for a trip down memory lane. And don’t forget to explore our /lig/ VOD Archive for all the best indie vtuber content in one place! 📹

Need a break from all the streaming madness? Dive into our Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun, or create your own tier list with our Tiermaker tool. The possibilities are endless on this server! 💃

And mark your calendars, because we’ve got a whole list of upcoming birthdays to celebrate with our Chuuba Birthday Calendar. From Yoclesh to Zuma, we’ve got all the best indie vtuber birthdays covered! 🎂

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become part of the indie vtuber revolution! Ducks are welcome too, because why not? 🦆

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Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin! 🚀

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