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OrderFailCraft

argument avoidance, Chipotle, Communication Issues, Consistency, dining habits, family dynamics, food preferences, food restrictions, Frustration, Gratitude, living with parents, meal preferences, misunderstandings, OrderFailCraft, parental relationships, picky eater, rent free living, specific diets, takeout orders, wrong order

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9975

Are you tired of your dad always getting your food order wrong? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about incorrect Chipotle orders again! Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities, including a Chipotle where you can customize your order to perfection every time. No more brown rice when you asked for white, no more fajitas when you wanted guac. Plus, our server has a special feature where you can pay for your meal in diamonds or emeralds – your choice! So come join us and leave the real world behind, where your dad’s food mix-ups are a thing of the past.

BlockHeadzCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	58	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Have you ever seen someone build a house in Minecraft using only dirt blocks and cobblestone stairs? Yeah, that’s the kind of creativity you’ll find on our server. Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous builds and meet players who are one pickaxe short of a full inventory. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs and trade emeralds for enchanted diamond swords. Don’t miss out on the wackiness – join now!

TaiwanTussleCraft

arms control, China, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, Military, military strategy, Négotiation, political tensions, SECURITY, superpower rivalry, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, talks, US, US-China relations

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos and fun you’ll think you’re in the middle of a political showdown between China and the US over Taiwan! our players are like diplomats negotiating peace treaties one minute and launching missiles the next. you never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure: it’s gonna be a wild ride. so grab your pickaxe and join us now for some crazy minecraft action!

DinoCraft: Harenadraco’s Nest

ancient history, Baruungoyot Formation, DinoCraft, dinosaur fossils, dinosaur species, evolutionary biology, Fossil discovery, Harenadraco prima, Harenadracos, Late Cretaceous, mongolia, Nemegt Basin, NEST, new genus, Palaeontologists, paleoecology, Paleontology, prehistoric creatures, scientific research, troodontid dinosaur, troodontids, vertebrate paleontology

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimension Hops:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Yo yo yo, listen up Minecraft players! We got a server so lit, even dinosaurs wanna join! We got this new dino called Harenadraco prima, straight outta Mongolia, ready to wreck havoc in the Baruungoyot Formation. Troodontids be roaming around like they own the place, causing chaos and mayhem. Join our server and witness the epic battle between players and prehistoric beasts. Can you survive in a world where dinosaurs rule? Come on in and show off your Minecraft skills, but watch out for those sneaky troodontids! Let’s see if you got what it takes to conquer the Nemegt Basin and become the ultimate dino slayer!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where mops are swords and brooms are pickaxes!

Application Process, balanced rules, brooms, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, Mops, Nations, new players, Pickaxes, player events, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, Seed reset, smp, Stories, Swords, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	15794
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9900

Janitors Closet SMP Overview

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where you create your own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, special player-made events, and more. It offers a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Janitors Closet SMP?	Janitor’s Closet SMP is a server for creating fantasy nations, engaging in diplomacy, war, and special events.
What makes Janitors Closet SMP unique?	The server offers a tightly knit community, balanced rules, and moderators for a great player experience.
What plugins are available on the server?	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more are available for quality of life and enhancing roleplay.
How can I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.

NuHeights Minecraft Server

Challenges, Competition, creativity, Evolution, Failure, Future, game development, games, Gaming, growth, Heights, Industry, innovation, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, Nữ, NuHeights, Potential, Server, Soft, soulless, success, video games

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	430544	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Zombie Dances:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	11	Buildings Constructed:	38

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the creators of Dark Souls can’t handle the intensity! They’ve become soulless just thinking about how awesome our server is.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And don’t even get us started on the diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule the land with an iron fist (or wing, in this case).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a mythical dragon who loves to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dance the dragon and claim the treasure for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

SpikeCraft Minecraft Server

#Automotive, aftermarket modifications, Aftermarket Parts, aftermarket spikes, Automotive Industry, car accessories, car community, car customization, car detailing, car enthusiasts, car maintenance, car parts, car upgrades, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, SpikeCraft, spikes, vehicle enhancements, vehicle modifications

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ores Mined:	7079
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We’ve got aftermarket spikes that will take your gaming experience to a whole new level. Trust us, once you’ve seen these spikes in action, you’ll never want to play on a normal server again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-wielding llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. Join our server and you just might find yourself caught up in a llama-led revolution unlike anything you’ve ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with spikes, llamas, and endless adventure!

DadGF Drama: Lost & Found

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, DadGF, Defending, Divorce, Drama, family, father figure, Girlfriend, grandson, Humiliation, Lies, Lost, loyalty, parenting, relationships, Respect, social media, standing up, step parent, VALUES

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee a drama-free zone! Just like how this player stood up for their mom, you can stand up for what’s right in our server too. Join us and show off your skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast in our server? Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

MoneyCraft Server

affluent communities, affluent living, dream location, exclusive neighborhoods, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant residences, high-end real estate, lavish accommodations, lavish lifestyle, luxurious living, luxury destinations, luxury living, millionaire’s paradise, MoneyCraft, opulent living, premium living, Server, top-tier living, ultimate dream home, unlimited funds, upscale living, wealthy neighborhoods

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of living in a boring old house made of bricks and mortar? Come join our Minecraft server and build your dream mansion made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds! With unlimited money (in the form of in-game currency, of course), you can live like a Minecraft king or queen!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens in epic boss fights, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy! Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

So why wait? Join our server now and start living the high life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?)

Creepin’ and Eatin’

appropriate, awkward, Communication, conversation starters, CREEPIN, dinner party, dinner table, double entendre, eatin, Etiquette, flirty, funny, humor, innuendo, Intimacy, Naughty, relationships, RISQUE, sex, social norms, taboo, Witty

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you ready to join the most wild and wacky Minecraft server out there? Our server is so lit, you’ll be saying “pass the salt” and “oh baby, that’s the spot” in the same breath!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week, and don’t even get us started on our legendary hot tub parties in the Nether realm.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve haggled with a llama for a diamond sword.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure – and maybe a side of mashed potatoes.