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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8749 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 190 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 276 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3133 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is populated by a tribe of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Just ask a unicorn! – The land is filled with hidden treasure chests that contain rare items like enchanted armor, golden apples, and even a talking parrot named Steve who gives out helpful tips. – Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding on flying pigs armed with laser cannons. It’s a sight to behold! – The server owner is a wizard who can turn any block into a delicious cake with a flick of his wand. Who needs diamonds when you have cake? – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the Ender Dragon. It’s lit!
So what are you waiting for? Join Hard Dick ChudHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH DO INDIANS REAAAALLY????????????????? and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
