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Firmness

  • Apple Firmness Quest

    Apple Firmness Quest
    so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amaze-balls, you guys! we got this gene thingy called MdXTH2 that, liek, makes our apples super firm and juicy, just like in real life!

    join us and, liek, be part of this epic quest to, liek, study fruit quality regulation in the most fun and ridiculous way possible! we promise you won’t be bored, cuz we got, liek, crazy adventures and misadventures waiting for you at every corner!

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the wackiest Minecraft server ever! you won’t regret it, we swear!

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  • CraftyHub – Where Lies are Allowed!

    CraftyHub – Where Lies are Allowed!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as reheating leftover gravy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your sanity just like Alexa questioning the freshness of that gravy. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like digging through the trash for that missing gravy. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a biscuit and gravy breakfast, but in Minecraft form.

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  • BootyCraft: Aging Like Fine Wine

    BootyCraft: Aging Like Fine Wine
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about saggy butt implants again! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that keep your character’s booty looking perky and fabulous for eternity.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your perfectly sculpted derriere while battling dragons, building castles, and making friends with talking animals. Who needs real-life butt implants when you can have a flawless virtual behind that defies the laws of gravity?

    So come on, join our server and let your butt cheeks shine brighter than a diamond sword in the sunlight. Because in our world, the only thing that’s drooping is the jaws of envy from all the other players who wish they had your flawless backside.

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