FirmlyMC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBedDisappointment

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise excitement but end up being a total letdown? Look no further, because our server is like that one time you tried to do a backflip in bed but just ended up hitting your head on the headboard – unexpected, disappointing, but definitely memorable!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time you accidentally set your house on fire while trying to cook a steak in Minecraft. With crazy events, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem that will leave you questioning your life choices – just like that one time you tried to impress your crush by building a giant statue of them in Minecraft, only to have it collapse and crush your pet chicken. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Tiny Brain Big Deal

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Farms Harvested:	619
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Crops Grown:	8385
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Star Shards Collected:	278	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tiny brains but BIG DREAMS! our fruit fly diagram is gonna blow ur mind and transform ur whole dang neuroscience game. u wanna level up ur brain cells? come join us and see the magic happen. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just unlock the secret to telepathically communicating with fruit flies. imagine the possibilities, man. so what u waitin for? come on over and let’s get weird together!

Starlet Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Items Found:	1320
Buildings Constructed:	33	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Zombie Dances:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start dancing around you, giving you a boost of luck that helps you find a rare enchanted sword. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky events like random unicorn sightings, giant chicken races, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive VIP lounge where you can hang out with famous Minecraft YouTubers, sip on virtual potions, and ride on flying pigs. Plus, rumor has it that Aly J herself might make a special appearance as a pixelated version of her 18-year-old self. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience Minecraft like never before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I can smell an OF coming” (whatever that means). See you in the virtual world!

Valve’s Louis Love Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Animals Bred:	168
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos of a world where Valve is actually a mischievous player who loves to stir up drama by calling Louis all sorts of ridiculous racial slurs! Will Louis ever get his revenge? Will Valve ever learn his lesson? Find out by joining our server and witnessing the epic showdowns and hilarious banter that ensue. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, because why not? Come join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity!

License2Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7844	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of boring roommates who don’t have any ambition? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the drama of real life roommates who don’t even want to get a driver’s license or have a career.

On our server, we encourage all players to strive for greatness and reach their full potential. We even offer virtual EMT classes (without the need to remove your piercings) and opportunities for career growth. Plus, our in-game economy is booming, so you won’t have to worry about asking for handouts or spending all your virtual money on ubers.

So come join us and leave your real-life roommate woes behind. Who needs a license when you can ride a virtual horse to your virtual job? Don’t be an NPC in real life, join our Minecraft server and level up your life!

IceCreamBanterCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	124038	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Crops Grown:	9138	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Are you tired of dealing with sensitive spouses who can’t take a joke? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we value humor above all else! Our server is filled with players who understand the importance of a good laugh, even if it means poking fun at each other.

Join us and experience a world where ice cream payments are taken very seriously, where preschool spots are hotly debated, and where empathy is in short supply. Our community is full of outrageous stories and insane antics that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Just be prepared to defend your credit card information with all your might – you never know when someone might try to make you pay for that late-night ice cream!

PixelJoyLand

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Items Found:	4582
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4272	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your character do the chicken dance for eternity. But beware, for the evil Ender Dragon has a sweet tooth for cake and will stop at nothing to steal all the desserts in the land.

Build your dream castle, ride a llama into battle, or challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square. The possibilities are endless on our server, where every day is a new adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe a little bit of chaos (looking at you, TNT enthusiasts).

So come on over and join us, because on this server, the only thing brighter than the sun is the smile on your face as you ride a pig into the sunset, armed with a diamond sword and a pocket full of dreams.

OilZombieCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	287	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	2978	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Yo, so like, imagine this: a zombie tanker pulls up at a port in China, but get this – it’s loaded with oil! Like, who let the zombies drive a tanker full of oil? That’s some next level chaos, bro. But hey, if you wanna experience that kind of madness on the reg, then you gotta join our Minecraft server.

We got zombies driving tankers, creepers running for president, and pigs flying on jetpacks. It’s a wild ride, man. Plus, our community is lit AF. We got players from all over the world, coming together to build insane structures and pull off epic pranks.

So if you’re down for some crazy shenanigans and non-stop laughs, then hop on board this zombie tanker of a Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those flying pigs – they’re sneaky little buggers.

Book Chat GPT Craft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magic Items Found:	8276	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. You gotta join this server, man, because the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s like a magical wonderland where the trees grow pizza slices and the water is made of soda pop.

But wait, there’s more! The villagers are all secretly ninjas who can do backflips and karate chop zombies in half. And don’t even get me started on the chickens, man. Those little cluckers have their own rock band and they put on concerts every night.

So, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most bonkers Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard that if you find the secret hidden portal, it’ll teleport you to a dimension where llamas rule the world and unicorns poop rainbows. Yeah, it’s that epic.

VeggieCraft Liver Woes

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Gods Slained:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that will make ur liver thank u? well, u found the right place, my dude! this server is like a magical land where plant-based diets will save ur liver from all the bad stuff. trust me, i saw a player eat a carrot and suddenly their liver was like, “thank u, next!” it’s like a real-life fairytale, but in minecraft form. join now and save ur liver from steatotic liver disease. plus, we have unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. what are u waiting for? come join the fun!