Firmino Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

Alisson, Brazil, Brazils, competitive team, Coutinho, expensive, Firmino, football, international competition, Marquinhos, Minecraft, national team, neymar, Nowt, Players, Seleção, smp, Soccer, south america, SQUADS, talented squad, Tite, top players, World Cup

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

HangryCraft: NoMicrowaveZone

Autoimmune Disease, breakfast sandwich, Caregiver, cold shoulder, eating out, freshly made meals, frozen food, get over it, glass containers, HangryCraft, high protein, husband, Illness, INCONVENIENCE, low calorie, microwave, mistreatment, NoMicrowaveZone, Pool day, sensitivity, short lived, stay at home mom

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful spouses who can’t appreciate a good meal? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t have to cook for anyone but yourself! Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities, unlike the limited options in your fridge.

Sick of being treated like a caregiver instead of a partner? On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a warrior, a builder, or just someone who enjoys a good frittata without complaints.

Say goodbye to microwaving frozen food and hello to freshly made virtual meals that won’t disappoint. Our community is supportive and understanding, unlike some real-life situations we won’t mention.

So why wait? Join our server now and escape the drama of domestic life for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

SweepCraft 3000

Boss, Brainstorming, cleaning, Creative, Decision making, Equipment, funny, Industrial, Machinery, maintenance, name.., new, Roads, Street sweeper, streets, suggestion, Sweep Child O’ Mine, SweepCraft, team collaboration, Urban, workplace humor

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Animals Bred:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the streets are clean and the sweeper’s names are even cleaner! Join us and help us come up with hilarious names for our new street sweeper, like “Sweep Child O’ Mine”! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to ride it around the server and clean up all the creepers and zombies in style. Plus, rumor has it that the sweeper has magical powers that can turn dirt blocks into diamonds. So come on in and let’s sweep our way to victory together!

CraftyGeezer90

90 years old, aging gracefully, CraftyGeezer90, desire to live, determination, Elderly, Gratitude, healthy aging, Impressive.., inspiration, life goals, living life to the fullest, Longevity, milestone, motivation, never giving up, positive mindset, resilience, senior citizen, staying active, wisdom

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

yo, u ever play on a minecraft server where the players are all 90 years old? well, now u can! join our server for the ultimate granny and grandpa showdown. watch as they battle it out in epic pvp matches, using their walkers and canes as weapons.

but that’s not all, our server also has the most lit bingo nights you’ve ever seen. imagine playing bingo while dodging creepers and zombies at the same time. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention our server has a retirement home built entirely out of diamond blocks? that’s right, these old folks are living in style. join now for the most hilarious and chaotic minecraft experience of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CancerCureCraft

Breakthrough, cancer cells, cancer treatment, CancerCureCraft, Disease, eradicate, fluorescence imaging, glowing dye, innovation, Medical research, medical technology, oncology, Prevent, real-time, reduce risk, scientists, second pair of eyes, side effects, Surgeons, surgery, tumor removal

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5898
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, and suddenly you’re not just mining for diamonds, you’re mining for a cure for cancer! yeah, you heard me right, this server has a special glowing dye that sticks to cancer cells in the game, and you gotta find them and remove them to save the virtual world from this deadly disease. it’s like a second pair of eyes for the surgeons in the game, except you’re the surgeon and the hero all in one. join this server and be a part of the epic quest to permanently eradicate cancer from minecraft once and for all! who knew saving lives could be so fun and blocky?

SwanCo. & Friends: Where swans run the factory and friendships are forged in glorious PvP battles in 1.16.5!

1.16.5, action, ADMIN, Adventure, Automation, Battles, Community, creativity, Discord, Engineer, epic builds, FACTORY, Forged, Friends, FRIENDSHIPS, Glorious, Industrial, Legacy, Machinery, Machines, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, progress, PvP, Quests, RUN, Server, SwanCo, Swans

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	9270
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Minecraft Server Information

Server Address	50.20.254.134:25565
Description	Gear up for an electrifying journey into the heart of innovation on our Technically Industrial Legacy server! Version 1.16.5 has never been more thrilling with this carefully curated tech and industry-focused modpack that will take your Minecraft experience to dazzling new heights.
Community	Join our friendly community on Discord at https://discord.gg/m9MWGhXN to collaborate and engage with fellow players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on version 1.16.5.
What is the focus of this server?	This server is focused on technology and industry, featuring cutting-edge machinery and automation.
Is there a dedicated admin team for support?	Yes, there is a dedicated admin team that provides round-the-clock support.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server at IP address 50.20.254.134:25565.

Saint Seiya’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

Anime, BLOCK, Boomers, Bronze Saints, discussion, FLOPPED, Forgotten, Franchise, greek mythology, horrible death, long tail tags, Manga, Minecraft, Party, Pegasus Seiya, Saint, Saint Seiya, Seiyas, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Villages Defended:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Enchantments Applied:	247

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Forget about the sad demise of Saint Seiya, because on our server, we bring it back to life in the most hilarious way possible. Watch as the legendary knights battle it out with giant chickens, ride llamas into battle, and build the most insane structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow sheep that poop diamonds to zombie villagers that break out into dance parties, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs Saint Seiya when you have us?

GateCraft Minecraft Server

Akihabara, Alternate timelines, Anime, anime recommendations, Anime Series, dystopian future, emotional moments, favorite characters, favorite episode, GateCraft, japanese animation, Kurisu Makise, Mayuri Shiina, Minecraft, Okabe Rintarou, otaku culture, plot twists, psychological thriller, science fiction, Server, Steins;Gate, time machine, time travel

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through time and space, just like your favorite Steins;Gate episode! Our server is filled with crazy contraptions, mind-bending puzzles, and even a talking banana named Bob. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest Minecraft server this side of the Nether! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to Bob when he’s feeling chatty).

BILvsHusband Minecraft Server

abandonment issues, BILvsHusband, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, conflicting perspectives, emotional baggage, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family Support, feeling unappreciated, graduation celebrations, maternal struggles, mental health struggles, military service, Minecraft, personal growth, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mines Excavated:	3246	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2480
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family feuds that will make you question your own life choices.

Imagine a world where siblings argue over who should get the most praise for supporting the family. Who needs a soap opera when you can witness the epic showdown between Ben, Ted, Oscar, Max, and Lily? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft meets Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of family dynamics, mental health struggles, and long-lost brothers trying to justify their actions. Will you choose Team Ben or Team Ted? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious sibling rivalry and passive-aggressive comments in the chat.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the drama, the tension, and the awkward family gatherings that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

LunchLootersCraft

2.., 22, AITAH, bistro, Bullied, Chic-Fil-A, Confrontation, coworkers lunch, embarrassed, Extortion, first responder, gas station, LunchLootersCraft, mac and cheese, not paying, place of work, PRICEY., Scene, supervisor, team player, Training

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any lunchtime drama like this crazy story! Join us for epic adventures, build amazing structures, and battle it out with other players in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we won’t make you pay for anyone else’s meals! No extortion or bullying here, just good old-fashioned fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who will have your back, unlike the first responder in this wild tale.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation crazier than this AITAH post!

ChatCraft Minecraft Server

ChatCraft, Communicate, Connect, Conversation, Dead, dream, Engage, Experience, FAMOUS, History, influential, Insight, Interact, interview, knowledge, learn, Living, Meet, Minecraft, person, Server, Talk, wish

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Villages Defended:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	0

If you could have a conversation with anyone living or dead, it would definitely be the legendary Minecraft player, Steve. Rumor has it, he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of raw potatoes. Imagine the epic tales he could tell you about his adventures in the blocky world! Plus, he’s got some killer building tips that will have your friends green with envy. So come join our server and maybe, just maybe, you’ll get the chance to chat with the one and only Steve himself. Who needs historical figures when you can hang out with a Minecraft legend?