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BlockyBaeBreakup

BlockyBaeBreakup, Boyfriend, Caretaker, dementia, Disappointment, Empathy, family, fear, firm, Guilt, long-distance relationship, Meeting, moving out, Promise, resignation, RESPONSIBILITY, Schedule, sick grandma, Trapped, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your caregiving responsibilities behind!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your grandma’s bathroom schedule. No more feeling trapped in your family obligations, you can finally live your best blocky life!

And don’t worry about disappointing your long-distance boyfriend, he’ll understand once he sees the epic creations you’ve built on our server. Who needs a relationship when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company?

So come join us, where the only thing you’ll have to take care of is your virtual farm. Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our Minecraft server!

NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

basement, Courteous, Cult, extended family, family, Financial, firm, Girlfriend, guardian, House, Inheritance, Job, law school, NephewCraft, Nephews, parents, Religious, renovation, respectful, sisters, SisterSquad, Spoil, Students

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Buildings Constructed:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

Queen of the Blocks Minecraft SMP

Biological women, blocks, discussion, domme, femdom, Femdom Gundam Edition, firm, follow, gentle, imagined, Minecraft, Position, power, princess, Queen, Royal treatment, smp, SUBS, Superior sex, Thread, Tyrant, Women, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women are allowed because we believe in empowering the queens and princesses of our server.

In this server, we imagine ourselves as queens and princesses ruling over our Minecraft kingdom with power and grace. Will you be a gentle ruler, a firm leader, or a total tyrant? The choice is yours!

Subs, get ready to follow your princess or queen to the ends of the Minecraft world. What position will you be assigned by her? Will you be her loyal knight, her trusty advisor, or maybe even her personal chef? The possibilities are endless in this Femdom Gundam Edition Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where women reign supreme and subs bow down to their royal leaders. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

DaughterDramaCraft

Boundaries, Comments.., Communication, comparisons, DAUGHTER, DaughterDramaCraft, firm, Friend, Insecurity, introverted, judgments, Justified, overreacted, parenting, Quiet, relationships, Reserved, self esteem, speech development, talking habits

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9919	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Are you tired of judgmental friends comparing your child’s speech development to their own milestones? Join our Minecraft server where no one will ever comment on your daughter’s talking habits, because we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons!

We welcome introverted parents who have struggled with insecurities about being too quiet – on our server, you can let your creativity shine without worrying about others’ opinions. Plus, we have a 3-year-old daughter-friendly zone where kids can play safely while you conquer the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – on our server, the only comparisons being made are about who has the coolest diamond armor!

F16BountyHunters

aircraft, Attack, Bounty, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, f-16, F16BountyHunters, fighter jet, firm, Geopolitics, Military, MONEY, RETALIATION, REWARD, Russian, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we offer a $170,000 bounty for the destruction of the first F-16 in Ukraine! why? because we like to spice things up and make things interesting! imagine the thrill of taking down a military aircraft while playing minecraft, it’s like a real-life action movie but in blocky form! plus, who wouldn’t want to win that sweet cash prize? join now and become a legendary F-16 destroyer in the world of minecraft!

CraftyKimCarCo

#Automotive, Assembly, Automotive Industry, CAR, collaboration, CraftyKimCarCo, Diplomacy, economic partnership, firm, gift, global trade, international relations, Kim, luxury vehicle, Manufacturing, North Korea, political gift, putin, russia, South Korean parts, Technology

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	36228	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

u know that car that putin gave to kim jong un? ya, that one. well guess what, the firm that made it uses SOUTH KOREAN PARTS. can u believe it? join our minecraft server and u can be part of the crazy world where cars are made with parts from unexpected places. who knows what other wild things u will find on our server. come join the madness and see for urself. u won’t regret it, i promise.

ScoopCraftIceCream

Carton, dessert, Dining, dishware, Durable, eating utensils, firm, frozen treat, heavy duty, ice cream, indulgence, kitchen utensils, kitchenware, long handle, Metal spoons, scoop, ScoopCraftIceCream, silverware, solid, stainless steel, Utensil

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Votes:	9297	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where metal spoons turn into ice cream scoopers! imagine the chaos as you try to mine with a spoon only to have it turn into a delicious treat! it’s a wild ride of confusion and dessert cravings. plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

CraftyClassroom

Alma mater, anxiety, coaches, covid, CraftyClassroom, documents, enroll, enrollment, FAFSA, FERPA, firm, football, Id, online classes, PROFESSIONAL, ptsd, recruited, Semester, Students, texas, University, Veteran

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5210
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like the responsible adult you are! Unlike some universities in Texas, we won’t hold your hand through every little thing. Need help with your FAFSA? Sorry, we’re not going to fill in the blanks for you like a screenshot-loving student. And if your ID is expired, tough luck – even if you’re a football recruit, we still need a valid ID!

But don’t worry, we’re not all tough love here. We’ll still help you out within reason, unlike some parents who think we’re useless because of FERPA guidelines. And if you think we’re being unprofessional, just wait until you meet our coaches who think we’re assholes for not babying the students.

So join our server and experience the thrill of adulting in a virtual world where you’ll learn valuable life skills like reading emails and following instructions. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a football recruit who needs help with their FAFSA – just don’t expect us to fill in the blanks for you!

Hilltop Havoc: Where Randomness Reigns!

adamant, Argument, BELIEF, controversial, conviction, debate, DEFEND, Die, firm, Havoc, HILL, Hilltop, impassioned, opinion, Principle, Random, randomness, REIGNS, Resolute, Stance, Stand, STRONG, Stubborn, unwavering

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4770
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you ready to embark on a journey to the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Well, buckle up buttercup, because this server is like no other!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Yes, you heard that right – even the mobs have a sense of humor here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Random Hill of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant chickens. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve fought to the death on a flying chicken!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a magical force field that turns griefers into fluffy bunnies. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Crafty Euro Power

Crafty, determined, Endurance, EURO, Europe, Europeans, firm, forceful, Indomitable, Mighty, power, Powerful, Resilient, robust, strength, STRONG, STURDY, Tenacious, TOUGH, Unbreakable, unshakable, unwavering, unyielding

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mines Excavated:	1722	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Are you tired of getting wrecked by those sneaky Europeans on other servers? Well, fear no more! Join our server where Europeans are so strong that they can mine diamonds with their bare hands and build castles in seconds. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see a French player take down a whole army of creepers with just a baguette. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So come join us and witness the epicness of European strength in Minecraft like never before!

Shear Madness – Where Sheeptubers Rule the World!

#youtube, Alpa Chomps, appreciation, Beewee Crover, Chika Fujilisa, discussion, Dollie Hitsujida, Eira, EN streamers, essie, Friends, friendshaped, Hoshimiya Meeple, itsmoisi, JP streamers, Kotomi Snacks, Krumroll, Lisa, madness, Maru Nanamona, Meruru, Mintmai, NinoEgyn, Noena Yumeshiro, ohitsu_zi, parasi, Rhea Nevermore, rule, savehymn, Shear, Sheep, sheep vtubers, Sheeptuber, Sheeptubers, Sleep Sheep ASMR, sleepy, Streamers, Thread, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, twitch, VT, Vtuber, Wool, world, youho0411, Zenya Hima

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6715	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy as a sheep’s wool? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate all things sheep vtubers and their friends! Join us for some woolly fun with Essie, Eira, and the gang as they navigate the virtual world with their adorable sheep avatars.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to some of the most legendary sheep vtubers out there, like SleepSheepASMR and RheaNevermore. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll feel like you’ve been counting sheep all night!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got a whole herd of friend-shaped EN streamers ready to join in on the fun. From Sleepy Project to Mintmai, you’ll never run out of hilarious moments and epic adventures on our server.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and woolly Minecraft server today and experience the fluffiest, most entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the sheep-tastic fun!

StopKillingMePlz

activism, advocacy, animal rights, Awareness, Beyond, CHANGE, Community, ctrl+f, Impact, needs to be known, not highlighted, protest, social justice, stop violence, Stopkillinggames, Stopkillinggames.com, StopKillingMePlz, trying, Unity, video games

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-out war between players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sneaking up on someone and stealing all their diamonds, or if you want to build a giant lava pit to trap unsuspecting players. Our server is the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and there are no rules to hold you back.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the whole server is blown up, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where hordes of zombies invade the world and players must band together to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner troll run wild! Just remember, anything you do in the game stays in the game – so watch your back and be prepared for anything.

4Kids Ruined Minecraft

4kids, addiction, Agreement, Anime, anime girl’s, Anons, controversy, culture, Development, Entertainment, influence, Mature, mature enough, Media, Minecraft, opinion, perspective, popularized, porn, ruined, West, wrong

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Animals Bred:	91

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild anime adventure where 4kids reign supreme and 2D anime girls come to life!

Join us for a wacky journey where we embrace all things 4kids and dive headfirst into the world of anime. Who needs reality when you can have virtual anime girls as your best friends? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate anime master.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your boring old life behind and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even meet your waifu along the way!

Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem

madness, Manga, MAYHEM, Minecraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6089
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Hey there, fellow manga enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that only talk about the same old manga series? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your manga needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We’ve got scifi and fantasy galore, with a touch of low fantasy for those looking for something a little different. And don’t worry, we’ve banned all mecha stuff so you won’t have to deal with any pesky robots ruining your fun.

Need some recommendations for new manga to read? Look no further! Our members are experts in all things manga and can help you find your next obsession. From hard scifi to mind-bending fantasy, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the manga madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden gem that will blow your mind like never before. See you there!

BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes

All, BlockyBalls69, cock tributes, cocks, doing.., Golf, kik, Minecraft, Mini, minigolf30, NL, Pay, Play, send pics, sendnudes, Server, Tribute

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	5041	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	1662	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic cock tribute battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough, we also have a special feature where you can send pics of your builds to our resident minigolf expert for a chance to win a grand prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale

abhorrence, battle, Behavior, blocky, Condemnation, Contempt, controversial, criticism, debate, disdain, disgust, Ethics, great debate, hatred, Humanity, judgment, Loathing, morality, PIXEL, Pundits, reprehensible, Royale.., society, universal reviled, VALUES

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Void Gems Collected:	37	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we settle the age-old debate: which is more universally reviled and reprehensible – creepers or skeletons?

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you, ready to blow you to smithereens. But wait, here come the skeletons riding on top of spiders, shooting arrows at you from a distance. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… hilarious!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends to see who can survive the longest against these dastardly foes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But beware, for the legendary Ender Dragon lurks nearby, waiting to swoop down and snatch away your precious loot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove once and for all which mob is truly the most reviled and reprehensible in all of Minecraft!

GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning

Adventure, Call, Call Me, consoles, Entertainment, escapism, Fun, GameRx, games, Gaming, Hospital, Interactive, mental health, Minecraft, mobile, morning, multiplayer, PC, Relaxation, Single player, stress relief, Technology, Therapy, Video, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Farms Harvested:	795	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only on this server will you encounter such absurd adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Well, on this server, anything is possible! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this – on this server, the pigs can fly. Literally. So come join us and let’s embark on the wildest Minecraft journey you’ll ever experience. Remember, when in doubt, just name five video games and call me in the morning.

TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!

AUTHORITY, Choice, conformity, control, Crafting, CREEPERS, Dystopia, Escape, fear, freedom, Fun, futuristic, Government, hey, love, Manipulation, Oppression, power, Propaganda, Rebellion, Régime, society, speculative fiction, Surveillance, TotalCraft, totalitarian, tyranny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms all day? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

In this totalitarian dystopia, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous obstacles and face off against ruthless players who will stop at nothing to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, because our admin team is always watching, ready to swoop in and ban anyone who dares to challenge their authority.

Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you place could be your last. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where all the banned players are forced to mine for diamonds for eternity.

So why do you love this server so much? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, tyranny, and pure unadulterated fun? Join us today and see for yourself why this totalitarian dystopia is the place to be in the world of Minecraft.

Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Australian-free, Brit, British, British accents, british culture, british food, British History, british humor, British lifestyle, british people, british slang, British society, British traditions, CREEPERS, Europe, Minecraft, new, no aussies, no nonces, nonces-free, tea, United Kingdom

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no nonces” policy – because who wants creepy weirdos ruining the fun, am I right?

But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!

Minecrafty McLeaguey – Where LOL meets Minecraft in the most epic way possible!

Account Stats, blood moon, Builds, Current Content, Epic, Fiddlesticks, game updates, High Noon Event, league of legends, lol, lolalytics, lolg, McLeaguey, meets, Minecraft, minecrafty, Model Viewer, OP pastebin, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, u.gg, Upcoming Content, VPBE, zed, Zyra

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1369	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks will battle it out in a Blood Moon showdown like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is constantly updated with the latest patch notes and PBE updates, so you’ll always be ahead of the game. Check out our builds and account stats to dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our model viewer lets you see your favorite champions in all their glory, and our OP pastebin has all the insider tips and tricks you need to become a Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the craziness that awaits you!