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Minecraft server: MineFortress2 – The General

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Towns Built:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a firing squad? Look no further! Join our server where every block you break is like a shot fired in battle. We’ve got more action than a Team Fortress 2 match, with crazy mods, loadouts, and skins that will make your head spin faster than a spy backstabbing you from behind.

Join us on Fridays and Saturdays for our epic frag sessions, where the competition is hotter than a burning dispenser. Our server is so popular, even Valve can’t ignore us! And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique and Team Funtress – they’re so wild, you’ll think you’re in a different dimension.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to experience a whole new level of gaming insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

UniFormidableCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89

come join our epic minecraft server where uniforms are BANNED and everyone is free to be themselves! no more feeling threatened by those pesky uniforms, just pure fun and chaos! we once had a player who dressed as a giant banana and led a parade through the server, it was bananas! literally! so come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrannyDate Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1163
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ores Mined:	9132

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old discussions about building techniques and resource gathering? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to date trannies, spam black dick memes, and discuss why conservatives are so weird. Our community is like no other, filled with outrageous threads that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

So come on, hop on board and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back from the craziness that awaits you. See you on the server, where anything goes!

DragonSMP: The Porn Thread

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	258	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Void Armor Forged:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magic Items Found:	4033	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crops Grown:	3117

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the spirit of Dragoneer lives on in the most outrageous ways possible! Join us if you want to pay tribute to the furry legend himself, or if you just want to stir up some drama by posting Dragoneer porn.

But beware, things can get pretty wild in our server. Rumor has it that Dragoneer’s ghost still roams around, haunting those who don’t respect his legacy. Some say he even joins in on the fun by building pixel art of his favorite furry characters.

So come on, don’t be afraid to get weird with us. After all, Dragoneer never held back with the weird, and neither should you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin.

GenderRevealGrief

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and boundaries being crossed? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only boundaries you’ll have to worry about are the ones you build around your base!

Unlike some people’s gender reveal parties, our server is all about keeping things intimate and drama-free. No unexpected guests showing up to crash your party here!

Plus, with our rainbow-colored blocks and baby animals roaming around, you’ll feel like you’re celebrating your own rainbow baby every day. And if anyone tries to mess with your peaceful gaming experience, just build a giant wall around them and block them out!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be revealing is your epic building skills. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the one in control – no overbearing SILs allowed!

NukeCraft: No Israel Invites!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Buildings Constructed:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Love Letters Sent:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mines Excavated:	3782
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? we got all the cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep.

and get this, our admin once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of evil creepers. it was epic, dude.

plus, we have this secret underground city where you can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie villagers.

oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by a british envoy who is totally worried about nagasaki not inviting israel to their ceremony? yeah, it’s a big deal.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

PlasticCraft: Time for Action!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9422	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, listen up all you blocky builders! if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server of all time, then you gotta check out this place! We got more craziness than a creeper convention, more fun than a pig race, and more adventure than a quest for diamonds!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, where every block you break leads to a new adventure. We’ve got secret dungeons to explore, epic boss battles to conquer, and hidden treasures to discover. Plus, our community is more welcoming than a warm hug from a friendly zombie.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build anything your heart desires, from towering castles to underwater cities. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Want to tame a pack of wolves and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? You got it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Welcome to MurkWorld, where Minecraft meets chaos and laughter! Join our quirky community for a jolly good time!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Votes:	6404	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Server Name:	MurkPvP
Location:	Sydney, Australia
Server IP:	murkpvp.sparked.network
BEDROCK IP:	103.152.196.66
BEDROCK PORT:	19132

Overview:

Live in Australia or New Zealand and sick of laggy servers? MurkPvP is hosted in Sydney and offers perfect connection for oceanic players. It is an old school factions server with a friendly player base, auctions, combat pets to collect, and proximity voice chat. Players start with an iron kit and a custom item, and spawn is the only protected area.

Server Features:

Old school factions gameplay
Stacked and upgraded spawners
Player-based auctions and economy
Combat pets to collect
No lag for oceanic players (Aus/NZ/Asia)
Custom enchants
MCMMO skill system
Mob Arena with custom maps
Over 200 quests with rewards
Eco Pets for combat and resource gathering

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Is the server only for players in Australia and New Zealand?

No, while the server offers a lag-free experience for oceanic players, it is open to all players worldwide.

Do I need to pay to win on this server?

No, the server is not pay to win. Everyone has an equal opportunity to progress and succeed in the game.

Are there moderators and admins on the server?

Yes, the server is looking for mature moderators and admins with experience handling plugins. You can message the server owner on Discord for more information.

Can I play solo or do I need to team up with others?

You can play solo or team up with friends on MurkPvP. The choice is yours, and both playstyles are welcome.

How do I obtain custom enchants on the server?

Custom enchants are obtained through the enchanting table and villagers, just as vanilla intended. Level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities.

HappyHero Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	891	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2847	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. But watch out, because the dragon has an army of dancing creepers who will try to distract you with their sick moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of block-breaking Tetris.

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on magical cakes that give you super speed or burgers that make you invincible for 10 minutes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hero you were always meant to be! My hero is so happy!

DirtSquad SMP: WE ARE DIRT, WE ARE ALONE

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Emeralds Found:	5097	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	77	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! We are a group of misfits who have come together to create the most insane and unpredictable server you’ve ever seen. Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! – Our server mascot is a dancing creeper named Bob who loves to break out into spontaneous dance parties. – We have a yearly event called “The Great Sheep Race” where players ride on sheep around a giant obstacle course while being chased by angry villagers. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on our server. – We have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant chickens who speak in Shakespearean English. To enter, you must recite a sonnet about poultry.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Join us and find out!

Blocky Ex’s Nudes Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Void Armor Forged:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where griefers are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us and leave behind the exes who delete your pictures and the drama that comes with them. Build your own world where the only abusive behavior is from those pesky zombies trying to break down your door. Join us now and say goodbye to the haters, because on our server, the only thing getting deleted is that ugly cobblestone house you built when you first started playing.