Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

Awareness, awkwardly, Behavior, common, Communication, Conversation, culture, discussion, everyday life, eye-opening, habits, normal, Perception, Personal experiences, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, sharing, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Buildings Constructed:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

HezbollahHaterCraft

aggression, Conflict, degrading, Diplomacy, hezbollah, HezbollahHaterCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Objectives, Peacekeeping, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Terrorism, UN, united nations

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Magic Items Found:	8318	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Votes:	5912	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

Gaming, Gts, Minecraft, online trading, P0RNHUB.COM, perfect IVs, pokemon collector, pokemon community, pokemon fan, pokemon game, Pokemon nickname, Pokemon rarity, pokemon trade, Pokemon trading platform, Rare Pokemon, Server, shiny Groudon, strange Pokemon, Trade, traded Pokemon, unusual Pokemon, video games, weird, weird Pokemon

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	343	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Helldivers Minecraft SMP – General Chaos

alien insects, Chaos, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, Galaxy, general, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Hotfix, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Patch, PC, PlayStation, PS5, PvE, Robots, Shooter, smp, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, training manual, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring objectives like building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies while completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic battles to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next on our server.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the galaxy!

ASLWedding Minecraft Server

ableism, absurd request, AITAH, american sign language, asl, ASLWedding, Communication, cultural appropriation, Deaf community, dystopian reality, family, family dynamics, groundbreaking idea, INCLUSIVE, insane request, Instagram clout, intimate wedding, Minecraft, Server, silent wedding, Support, unique wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Just like the silent wedding described above, on our server, you are not allowed to speak at all. Instead, you must communicate using Minecraft signs and emotes only.

But here’s the twist – none of us know how to use Minecraft signs or emotes! It’s a true test of creativity and communication skills as you try to navigate this virtual world without saying a word.

Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this silent Minecraft community. Who needs words when you have blocks and emojis, am I right? Don’t miss out on this groundbreaking idea that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible.

CraftyLoveLifeFix

Apology, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyLoveLifeFix, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENGAGEMENT, INITIATION, Intimacy, long term relationship, Marriage, Partnership, PRESSURE, Proposal, relationship, sex life, sexual frequency, Understanding

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a marriage proposal every time you mine a diamond! Our players are so committed to the game that they even have in-game relationships that mirror real life drama. Join us and experience the thrill of virtual love and commitment!

Join now and experience the thrill of waiting for your virtual girlfriend to initiate sex, just like in real life! Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the drop in frequency of in-game sex. Will you be the one to solve the mystery of why your in-game partner is not in the mood?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the drama and excitement of virtual relationships and marriage proposals. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the ups and downs of in-game love!

WarCraftMinecraftSMP

aggression, battle, Combat, Conflict, death, Destruction, Military, Peace, violence, War, war is brutal, war is chaos, war is costly, war is destructive, war is evil, war is futile, war is harmful, war is hell, war is necessary, war is tragic, WarCraftMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	86
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is a battleground of epic proportions, where players fight for glory, honor, and the last slice of virtual pizza. We have factions waging wars over who has the best pet llama, and alliances forming over who can build the tallest tower made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the oppressive iron golems, and a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to overthrow the ruling class of pigs.

If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then look no further. Join us and become a part of the madness – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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