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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 7656 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 78 | Animals Bred: | 106 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 3685 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the mighty US Army is just waiting for you to join so they can finally show off their superior skills and win the war in just 2 weeks. Forget about strategy and tactics, all you need is a healthy dose of comical incompetence to reign supreme on this server.
And don’t worry about anyone outside of North America and Western Europe, because according to our lore, they’re not even real humans. That’s right, only the chosen few from the “superior” regions of the world get to play on our server and witness the chaos unfold.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and witness the roots of this mental disorder unfold before your very eyes. Who needs logic and reason when you have Minecraft and a whole lot of craziness to keep you entertained? Let the madness begin!
