Firewall Minecraft Servers

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  • Kids and Fat Horse Dicks Minecraft SMP

    Kids and Fat Horse Dicks Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further! We have a strict “no chill” policy, where we encourage players to go all out in their shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to build giant statues of bacon, ride pigs into battle, and create elaborate traps for unsuspecting players. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master trolls, so get ready for some epic laughs.

    Oh, and did we mention that we have a tradition of hosting weekly “firewall brownskins and throw jews in fire” events? It’s like a crazy game of hot potato, but with a twist! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

    So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor handy. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Illegal Block Building Minecraft SMP

    Illegal Block Building Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being held hostage by Logitech and their sneaky tactics? Join our Minecraft SMP where we rebel against oppressive software companies! We’ve got players who have hacked their way into the system to make sure you can use your G502 with the Logitech Gaming Software program without any issues. Plus, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold meetings to strategize against these tech giants. Join us and fight the good fight against the tyranny of G Hub!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FarRightFirewallMC

    FarRightFirewallMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we build a giant firewall to protect against the far right after they won the election in minecraft land! we need all the help we can get to stop them from taking over our blocky world and spreading their evil plans. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and building the biggest firewall you’ve ever seen! together, we can save minecraft land from the far right and have a blast doing it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get building!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Can’t Access the Web

    Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Can’t Access the Web

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of pesky licensing services ruining your software experience? Look no further! Our Minecraft server offers the ultimate solution – block internet access to any software with ease! Say goodbye to FlexNet and hello to freedom!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. We once had a player who tried to use a firewall to block a licensing service, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of creepers instead! And don’t even get us started on the player who tried to use a VM and ended up crashing the entire server – talk about a performance fail!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Who knew blocking internet access could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RoomLockCraft

    RoomLockCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟🌈🚀Join our EPIC Minecraft server where you can lock your room just like this OP locks her doors! Imagine the thrill of keeping out nosy parents and siblings while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! 🤣🔒

    🔥🤪We promise no angry moms banging on your virtual door here, just pure gaming fun and freedom! Build your dream world without any interruptions, unless it’s a creeper trying to blow up your creations! 😂💣

    🌟🌈🚀So come join us and experience the ultimate locked room Minecraft adventure! Who knew locking doors could be so exhilarating in a blocky world full of surprises! See you there, gamers! 🎮🤣🔒

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBros: Shirtless & Shameless

    BlockyBros: Shirtless & Shameless

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for your shirtless gaming sessions? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, shirtless gaming is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Our virtual world is a judgment-free zone where you can let your manly chest hair roam free while building epic structures and battling creepers.

    Join us and experience the freedom of gaming shirtless, whether you’re mining for diamonds or taming wild wolves. Our community of shirtless warriors will have your back (and your front) as you embark on hilarious adventures and conquer the pixelated landscape.

    So come on, ditch the shirt and dive into our server where the only dress code is no dress at all! Who needs armor when you’ve got the confidence of a shirtless Minecraft master? Let’s show those Endermen who’s boss, one shirtless block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server

    CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how washington was all like “nah, we ain’t givin ukraine any more aid”? well, europe was all like “oh no u didn’t!” and lithuania was like “we gonna do somethin bout this!”

    come join our minecraft server where we reenact this epic battle of aid and response! build your own lithuanian castle and defend it against the evil washingtonians! team up with your friends to take down the aid-halting oppressors!

    we have custom weapons and armor, crazy events like aid drop battles and diplomatic negotiations, and even a secret underground bunker where u can plot ur next move. join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server battle in history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • JD’s Minecraft Peace Quest

    JD’s Minecraft Peace Quest

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. like, there’s this one time where a bunch of pigs started flying and shooting lasers out of their eyes. it was insane, bro.

    and get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they have tea parties every day and ride around on giant chickens. it’s wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention the diamond mine that’s guarded by a pack of ninja llamas? yeah, you heard me right. ninja llamas. they’ll karate chop anyone who tries to steal the diamonds. it’s hilarious.

    so, like, if you wanna join this crazy Minecraft server and experience all the madness for yourself, then come on over. you won’t regret it, i promise. plus, who needs peace in Ukraine when you can have this much fun, am i right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Building Server

    Building Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name BuildingCraft
    IP Address minecraft.buildingcraft.com
    Version 1.16.4
    Player Count 50
    Features Creative Mode, Large Plots, Community Builds

    FAQ Section

    Gameplay

    Q: Can I switch between Creative and Survival modes?
    A: Yes, you can switch between modes using a command.

    Rules

    Q: What are the rules regarding griefing?
    A: Griefing is not allowed and will result in a ban.

    Plugins

    Q: Are there any specific plugins on the server?
    A: We use plugins for plot management and protections.

    Community

    Q: Is there a discord server for the community?
    A: Yes, we have a discord server for players to chat and coordinate.

    Monetization

    Q: Are there any opportunities for monetization on the server?
    A: We offer donation perks, but they do not provide gameplay advantages.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Quest for Identity Realms

    Quest for Identity Realms

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now Or Risk The Lizard People Taking Over!

    Is this the greatest Minecraft server ever unleashed onto an unsuspecting world? Or is it the black hole of gaming where all joy is sucked into an infinite void? Only one way to find out! But beware, dear traveler, depths of madness await those who tread here. We promise nothing and everything, all at once! Your mind will bend and reality itself may crumble into pixelated dust as you click that *Join Server* button!

    Features Beyond Comprehension

    Feature Description
    Infinite Darkness Experience the joy of mining without ever finding coal! Ever wonder what it’s like to be consumed by the void?
    A Lizard Army Fight alongside or against highly sentient lizards that whisper your secrets! They may also ask for your credit card information.
    Endless HRT Potions Turn your character into a fabulous girl, thus summoning love from the virtual realm. Results not guaranteed, side effects may include existential dread.
    Friendship Algorithm Our server will pair you with your true soulmate every 43rd time you log in – unless you’re already married. If you are, prepare for the betrayal!
    Cursed Blocks Mine blocks that grow more complex with every swing! One moment it’s dirt, the next it’s a 5D riddle based on the nature of reality!

    FAQ Section from the Depths of Confusion

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You simply must know the secret handshake that only the walls whisper about. Or maybe click the button! But remember: Every click echoes in the void.

    Q: Is this server family-friendly?

    A: Define “family.” What if your friends are lizards? Or what if they aren’t? The truth may fracture upon inquiry!

    Q: Can I trust the other players?

    A: Perhaps, if they’re not yet transformed by the malevolent code lurking in the depths of the game. But how do you truly measure trust when reality bends?

    Server Reviews from the Fractured Minds

    “If you are so unwanted why not take HRT and become a girl?”

    “It would truly turn your life for the better.” – (Considerable sarcasm implied?)

    “I was an incel too like you before finding out I was a girl!”

    “Now I have a loving bf of 3 years.” – (Is it a measurement of time or sanity?)

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP