Firewall MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Kids and Fat Horse Dicks Minecraft SMP

Horse, racism, Minecraft, offensive language, Dicks

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further! We have a strict “no chill” policy, where we encourage players to go all out in their shenanigans.

Join us if you want to build giant statues of bacon, ride pigs into battle, and create elaborate traps for unsuspecting players. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master trolls, so get ready for some epic laughs.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a tradition of hosting weekly “firewall brownskins and throw jews in fire” events? It’s like a crazy game of hot potato, but with a twist! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor handy. See you in the game!

Illegal Block Building Minecraft SMP

logitech, Firewall, ONLINE, Logitech Gaming Software, BLOCK

Are you tired of being held hostage by Logitech and their sneaky tactics? Join our Minecraft SMP where we rebel against oppressive software companies! We’ve got players who have hacked their way into the system to make sure you can use your G502 with the Logitech Gaming Software program without any issues. Plus, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold meetings to strategize against these tech giants. Join us and fight the good fight against the tyranny of G Hub!

FarRightFirewallMC

leadership, progressive, Unity, Scholz, SECURITY

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a giant firewall to protect against the far right after they won the election in minecraft land! we need all the help we can get to stop them from taking over our blocky world and spreading their evil plans. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and building the biggest firewall you’ve ever seen! together, we can save minecraft land from the far right and have a blast doing it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get building!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Can’t Access the Web

CREEPERS, internet security, secure internet access, network security, IT solutions

Are you tired of pesky licensing services ruining your software experience? Look no further! Our Minecraft server offers the ultimate solution – block internet access to any software with ease! Say goodbye to FlexNet and hello to freedom!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. We once had a player who tried to use a firewall to block a licensing service, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of creepers instead! And don’t even get us started on the player who tried to use a VM and ended up crashing the entire server – talk about a performance fail!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Who knew blocking internet access could be so much fun?

The Real SMP

smp, real, Vanilla

Greetings from The Real SMP!

💫Are you trying to find a brand-new Full Vanilla server?

We’ve got you covered! Our intention is to deliver you a server that brightens your day.

🌟Which features do we offer?

We offer a stable and secure atmosphere. We offer a server that is appropriate for all gaming needs and runs continuously around the clock. We use one of the strongest anti-cheat systems so you can be sure a hacker won’t ruin your gaming experience!

🌠 Player Shops!!

Create a shop and sell items! Design a shop how you want it to be! Big? Small? Vintage?

🪧 Spawn Protection!

We protect spawn so people have a place to be welcomed into! Want to build in spawn? Apply for spawn permissions!

🎉 Giveaways!

We like to give back to the members that keep our server alive! Play with friends and enter giveaways!

👑Vanilla Plus!

Choose how you want to play the server! Vanilla or Semi-Vanilla? Up to you!!!

❓Thus, why should you come along?

Then again, why not? Your requirements are completely met by us! In order for us to grow into a more vibrant community, please join our server!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/VpgURMYpyu

IP: mc.therealsmp.com

Website: https://therealsmp.com/

Join our discord for support and for more optional stuff including vanilla plus…

TITAN GAME New Generation Anarchy! Minecraft server

The owner of the server “TITAN GAME New Generation Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

f5.gamely.pro:27209

Tilted Tavern Towny Earth

Towny, Earth, smp, TILTED, TAVERN

IP: towny.tiltedtavern.net

Map URL: https://earthmap.tiltedtavern.net

Welcome to Tilted Tavern – Conquer a World of Adventure!Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Server Features:

🏰 Towny System: Build your dream city or join an existing one using our robust Towny plugin. Form alliances and create a thriving community with other players. Go out into the wilderness and scavenge abandoned or fallen towns for loot!
💼 Custom Jobs: Embark on various career paths with our custom jobs system. Whether you’re a resourceful miner, a skilled builder, or a chill fisher, there’s a job for you!
🏭 Factories: Dive into our factory system and automate resource production like never before. Thrive in the industrial age!
🚚 Deliveries: Deliver goods and facilitate trades within a time limit for a grand payout!
🛒 Shops & Auctions: Set up your own shops to trade goods with fellow players. Participate in thrilling auctions and score rare items to enhance your gameplay.
🗺️ Live Earth Map: Keep track of your epic journey with our dynamic live map. Witness the intricate details of our 500:1 scale Earth in real-time!
🌟 Ranks & Levels: Climb the ranks by earning experience through various activities. Unlock exciting perks and showcase your achievements to the entire server without needing to pay real money for ranks!
🔮 Slimefun: Engage in magical innovation with our Slimefun plugin. Discover new items, machines, and enchantments to enhance your gameplay.
🏡 Claims & LWC: Protect your hard-earned creations using our claim system. Keep your items secure with LWC locks, ensuring a worry-free experience. As long as your town is thriving, your stuff is secure!
🎨 ArtMaps: Unleash your artistic side with ArtMaps. Create stunning masterpieces and display them for all to admire in your town. Sell your grand artworks for millions!
🎉 Events & More: Participate in exciting server-wide events, challenges, and competitions. Climb to the top and win amazing rewards and forge lasting friendships with fellow players!

Join us at towny.tiltedtavern.net and become a part of our ever-expanding Minecraft community. Whether you’re an architect, an explorer, a strategist, or a dreamer, Tilted Tavern offers an adventure tailored to your desires. Get ready to shape the course of history on our monumental Earth replica. The journey awaits, so claim your spot today!

IE5 Renaissance

Renaissance, IE5, Roleplay

Industrial Earth 5 is the product of several people’s passion for history over several years, set in the 15th century on a 1:500 scale map of Europe and its surroundings.

The server has been up for about a month, but most of our dedicated players don’t have the time to grind all day, which means new players won’t be too far behind established community members. There’s still time to catch up!

Build a city, pretend to be a Renaissance prince or build an empire.

The most important thing to know if you’re wondering if this server is for you is that you don’t need to be an expert on the history of the time period. We only ask that you be willing to learn something to better represent your nation.

Presently, we’re looking for dedicated players or groups to fill major nations of the day – specifically France, the Ottoman Empire, Poland, Sweden, the Papal States, or the Mamluks to create a more immersive experience.

Discord membership required for coordination purposes. Mic preferred but not mandated.

Discord: https://discord.gg/6sSCQS5Km8

IP: 212.192.29.86:25581

Dynmap: http://212.192.29.86:25604/

✨1 18.1 – 1.20.4 | ON JANUARY 1 THERE WAS A WIPE✨ Minecraft server

PvP, Weddings, Events, No Dupe, Private

Welcome to our unique server!

A variety of game modes, exciting mini-games and a friendly community await you here! ?

Unleash your creativity in creative mode! Use huge rafts, the powerful WorldEdit tool and a variety of furniture to create amazing structures. All that matters here is imagination! ✨

In survival mode, real adventures await you! Fight unique bosses, research new items and develop your economy. Join the clan and overcome all difficulties together with your friends! ⚔️

Try your hand at BedWars – team battles where you need to protect your bed and destroy the beds of your opponents. This exciting challenge will not leave you indifferent!

Our friendly community always welcomes new players! Here you will find friends, exchange experiences and enjoy the game in a pleasant atmosphere. We are ready to help in all matters and make your stay on the server unforgettable!

Join us and plunge into a world where fantasy, adventure and fun are combined in one server!

play.mxmc.su

Hyperborea Action-Adventure (1.19.2-1.20.4)

RPG, Dungeon, Other, Dungeons, Bosses

Hyperborea is an action-adventure server stylized as a classic adventure map campaign, featuring engaging custom combat and a mysterious story. Venture past the edge of the known world and discover nameless things.

Features:• 20+ hours of gameplay• Custom combat, enemies, and world• Multiple endings• Post-game expansion• Optional challenge modes• Achievements• Enemy bestiary

Discord:https://discord.com/invite/esBNQrf8Gd

Built, written and designed by Jake_Rune. Plugin contributions from Moatimus. Additional builds by Bdog. Trailer music by efefski. Special thanks to the Relentless community.

playhyperborea.com