Firewall MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Kids and Fat Horse Dicks Minecraft SMP

explicit content, fat, societal norms, Ethics, throw jews in fire

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further! We have a strict “no chill” policy, where we encourage players to go all out in their shenanigans.

Join us if you want to build giant statues of bacon, ride pigs into battle, and create elaborate traps for unsuspecting players. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master trolls, so get ready for some epic laughs.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a tradition of hosting weekly “firewall brownskins and throw jews in fire” events? It’s like a crazy game of hot potato, but with a twist! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor handy. See you in the game!

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Illegal Block Building Minecraft SMP

BLOCK, ONLINE, smp, On-board memory, ctrl

Are you tired of being held hostage by Logitech and their sneaky tactics? Join our Minecraft SMP where we rebel against oppressive software companies! We’ve got players who have hacked their way into the system to make sure you can use your G502 with the Logitech Gaming Software program without any issues. Plus, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold meetings to strategize against these tech giants. Join us and fight the good fight against the tyranny of G Hub!

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FarRightFirewallMC

Politics, Government, Protection, Scholz, Firewall

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a giant firewall to protect against the far right after they won the election in minecraft land! we need all the help we can get to stop them from taking over our blocky world and spreading their evil plans. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and building the biggest firewall you’ve ever seen! together, we can save minecraft land from the far right and have a blast doing it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get building!

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Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Can’t Access the Web

blocking internet access, efficient software management, Firewall, software security, blocky

Are you tired of pesky licensing services ruining your software experience? Look no further! Our Minecraft server offers the ultimate solution – block internet access to any software with ease! Say goodbye to FlexNet and hello to freedom!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. We once had a player who tried to use a firewall to block a licensing service, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of creepers instead! And don’t even get us started on the player who tried to use a VM and ended up crashing the entire server – talk about a performance fail!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Who knew blocking internet access could be so much fun?

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SpawnCitySMP – Vanilla with a hint of Hermicraft flavor

flavor, Discord, collaborate, Join, Server

SpawnCitySMP Minecraft Server

Description
Welcome to the SpawnCitySMP, a Hermitcraft-style server where we build a city at a set location. The server will start soon, and if you are interested, there is an application you can submit on the server. This server is created for content creators to create content, but everyone who wants to play is welcome.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by submitting an application on the server.
Is this server only for content creators?	No, everyone who wants to play is welcome on the server.
Where can I find more information?	You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/uxMkhFuT for more information.

Debate Night Minecraft Server

debate outcome, election 2020, debate winner, political analysis, election

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server and watch the most epic Vice President debate unfold right before your eyes! Will the zombie pigman reign supreme with his fiery rhetoric? Or will the creeper blow everyone away with his explosive arguments? Only one way to find out – join now and witness the madness! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join today and be part of the craziest political showdown in Minecraft history!

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Kino Minecraft SMP CBGBs

Live Music, music experiences, music venues, music history, music nostalgia

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to log off faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato just because why not? Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your diamond armor breaks from all the shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island with nothing but a pet parrot for company, and even a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a regular pickaxe spray-painted gold).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you saying “What was one kino that really gave you the CBGBs?” (whatever that means).

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CelebLoverMC SMP

celebrities we respect, smp, well-liked celebrities, Celebrities, celebrities we enjoy

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the celebrities on our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got Steve, the OG blocky heartthrob who can mine diamonds with his eyes closed. And don’t even get me started on Creeperina, the explosive fashionista who always leaves a bang wherever she goes. And let’s not forget about Herobrine, the mysterious bad boy who’s always up to no good (but we love him anyway). Join our SMP and rub elbows with the coolest celebs in the blocky world – you won’t regret it!

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AnimalCraft: Live Like a Wolf

Wolf, AnimalCraft, Live

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just a regular player? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a day! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the fields? Done. How about a ferocious T-Rex terrorizing the land? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a different animal every day. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for flying like a bird or swimming like a fish. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

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BlockBusterCraft

MIDDLE EAST, Assassination, leader, Conflict, gaza

So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamonds, like whaaat?! And the best part is, our leader is a Minecraft pro who once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro!

Join now and you’ll get a special power-up that lets you shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Plus, our community is so friendly, we once had a virtual tea party with the zombies and skeletons. They’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

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