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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2737 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who have all been cursed by a witch to have the faces of chickens. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, if somebody offered you $1,000 because you’re ugly, you can just laugh it off and say, “Thanks for noticing my unique charm!”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, his jokes are fire-breathing good!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and diamonds are used as toothpaste. The possibilities are endless!