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UkrainianDroneAssaultMCServer
hey u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that’s so lit it caused a ukrainian drone assault on moscow and tver power plants? yea, we’re that epic. join us for some explosive fun and chaos as we take over the world block by block. who needs peace when you can have explosions and fires everywhere? come join the madness and be part of the most insane minecraft server out there. trust us, you won’t regret it. just make sure to bring your fire extinguisher and gas mask, things tend to get a little crazy around here. -
AirForceFiredByZelenskyy
so dis server is like da wildest ride of ur life, like u aint never seen nothin like it befo. we got creepers doin backflips, skeletons breakdancin, and zombies doin the cha cha slide. u wanna join dis server cuz u gonna be laughin ur butt off da whole time, like seriously, u gonna need to wear a diaper cuz u gonna be peein from laughin so hard. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want, but watch out for da lava pit cuz it be hotter than a jalapeno pepper. so come join us on dis crazy ride, and remember, always keep ur pickaxe handy and ur sense of humor even handier. -
CraftyCrashF16Fun
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT WANTS TO JOIN! HE FIRED HIS AIR FORCE COMMANDER AFTER HE CRASHED AN F-16 TRYING TO LAND IN OUR SPAWN POINT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO FLY A PLANE TOO! WHO NEEDS A PILOT’S LICENSE WHEN YOU HAVE MINECRAFT SKILLS, AMIRITE? #FIREINTHESKY #CRASHANDBURN #MINECRAFTAIRFORCE -
CorpseCrafters
join our epic minecraft server where we sell dead bodies for diamonds! we got lawyers getting fired left and right for tryin to snitch on us, but we just keep on grindin and collectin them bodies for our players to use as decorations in their builds. come join the fun and see how many bodies you can collect before the authorities catch wind of our operation! it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for all the loot you can get. so what are you waiting for? join now and start collecting those precious dead bodies! -
BlockyBanter Minecraft Server
so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u gotta be a part of this madness. like, imagine this: u log in and u see a giant chicken riding a pig while shooting lasers out of its eyes. yea, that’s the kind of craziness u can expect on this server.oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? yea, good luck trying to find your way out of that maze. but hey, if u do manage to escape, u’ll be rewarded with diamonds and emeralds beyond your wildest dreams.
also, rumor has it that there’s a haunted mansion on the server where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them. they might even help u find hidden loot if u ask nicely.
so, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created.
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HamasCraft: UNstaffGoneWild
lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got more drama den da UN, we had to fire 9 staff cuz dey were caught playin for Hamas in a minecraft attack on october 7th. come join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans, u never know what’s gonna happen next! plus, our pixel art game is on point, u won’t find better builds anywhere else. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and be part of the madness! -
The Crazy S’mores Server – No Fires Allowed! 21+ Minecraft Fun!

Welcome to The Cozy Shire Server!
Overview:
Launch Date July 28, 2024 🚀 Version 1.21 Map 🌍 Difficulty Hard 💪 Fire Spread Turned Off 🔥🚫 Pl3xMap Yes 🗺️✨ Discord Yes 🎙️ LGBTQI+ Friendly Yes 🌈 Upcoming Events:
- Ender Dragon fight! 🐉
- Shopping District Opening 💸
- Nether Hub Design Comp. 🔥
- Stronghold Design Comp. 👽
Why Join Us?
Our mission is to build a kind, accepting, and encouraging community where everyone feels at home. Join us to make friends, embark on adventures, and build something amazing together.
List of plugins and datapacks:
Datapacks Installed (All from Vanilla Tweaks):
- Silence Mobs
- Player Head Drops
- More Mob Heads
- Custom Nether Portals
- Mini Blocks
- Wandering Trades
- Armor Statues
- Unlock All Recipes
- More Effective Tools
- Fast Leaf Decay
- Multiplayer Sleep
- Double Shulker Shells
- Armored Elytra
- Anti Enderman Grief
- Durability Ping
- AFK Display
- Spawn Teleport
- Kill Empty Boats
Plugins Installed:
- CoreProtect
- DiscordSRV
- Chunker
- Pl3xMap
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: What is the age requirement to join The Cozy Shire server?
A: You must be 21 years or older to join our server. We prioritize mature and respectful interactions among our community members.
Q: Can I join if I’m LGBTQI+?
A: Yes! The Cozy Shire is a safe and inclusive space for everyone, including members of the LGBTQI+ community.
Q: How can I apply to join the server?
A: You can apply by filling out the application form at https://forms.gle/3oU3jXHcXbCRsXEcA
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PantanalBlazeCraft
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting lit is the nether portal, not the amazon rainforest! we promise no fires will be started here, just some good ol’ blocky fun!why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point but our admin tamed it and now it’s our pet. true story bro.
also, did you know that on our server, diamonds grow on trees and you can ride pigs into battle against the evil zombie hoard? it’s like a piggyback ride to victory, literally.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing burning is our passion for minecraft!
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MissileFailCraft
come join our minecraft server, where we have more fails than N. Korea’s missile launches! our short-range ballistic missiles may not always hit the target, but that’s what makes it fun! watch as one missile spirals out of control and explodes in a spectacular fashion, while the other one actually makes it to its destination (maybe).join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our missile launches. who knows what will happen next? maybe a creeper will blow up your house, or you’ll fall into a pit of lava. the possibilities are endless on our server!
so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, who knows?). join now and be a part of the most unpredictable minecraft server out there!
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DumpsterFireCraft
yo, dis server be like a dumpster fire, but in a good way! we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush up in here. join us if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your minecraft life.we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that moo in perfect harmony. our villagers are known for throwing the best parties in all of minecraft land. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that.
our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. need a stack of diamonds? poof, it’s yours. wanna ride a dragon? consider it done. they make dreams come true faster than you can say “ender dragon.”
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun. just watch out for the lava pits, they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves. but hey, what’s life without a little risk, amirite?
