| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 5510 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
mc.firemine.su
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2904 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Potions Brewed: | 177 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
play.firemine.fun
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5039 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
On our server, we fight against the evil Zionist forces who want to control us all. Lilith hates those zionist pieces of shit and she’s not afraid to show it. But don’t worry, we also have God and Jesus on our side (even though they have a complicated relationship with Lilith, they’re still rooting for us).
Join us on this epic journey of sacrifice, love, and personal freedom. Together, we will defeat the kikes and emerge victorious. It may be a tough road ahead, but with Lilith leading the way, we can do anything. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s kick some zionist butt!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 9908 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and spontaneous dance parties in the Nether. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco club run by creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite mining power!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love to photobomb your screenshots!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 491 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 97 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2235 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampede through your base, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama, only to have it come to life and start dancing the Macarena? That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tree of Sephiroth, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to climb its branches. And don’t even get us started on the Limit Break Assaults – where else can you fight off hordes of evil mobs while wearing a suit made entirely of bubble wrap?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 1874 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only burden you’ll have is deciding which ridiculous hat to wear next. We’ve got flying pigs, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
So say goodbye to your old world and hello to a new adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe a few accidental lava deaths. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamonds for the toll booth troll.
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3235 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of diamonds (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power to control time itself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – STFU (Super Totally Fun Universe) or GTFO!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7015 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in a weekly sheep shearing competition, and even have the opportunity to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly spleef tournament gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Don’t miss out on all the wacky fun – join us today!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 4741 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 233 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 289 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8317 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted golden eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a pack of flying pigs armed with laser beams? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying pigs with freaking laser beams attached to their heads.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Just remember to leave your clothes at the door!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3101 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Votes: | 3667 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Squatting Slav statue, rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who pay their respects. Legend has it that anyone who can squat for an hour straight in front of the statue will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and squat your way to victory!
