| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 2660 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 9571 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
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mc.fire-forest.fun
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 399 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 190 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 9128 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 8997 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 3587 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 6770 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 396 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Server Version | 1.21 |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Community | Chill |
| Player Types | Cracked and Bedrock players allowed |
A: Join the Discord linked above and the server admin will whitelist you.
A: The server is running on version 1.21.
A: The server is entirely vanilla.
A: Yes, cracked and Bedrock players are allowed to join the server.
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 7979 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 237 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and engage in epic dance battles with creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rabid wolves, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner looxmaxxxxing retard and have the time of your life, come join us on our insane Minecraft server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2463 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 8017 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas in top hats appears, challenging you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a golden carrot. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens who claim to hold the key to unlocking the true meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s all about building epic structures in Minecraft).
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of battling a giant squid boss in a disco-themed underwater arena or participate in a heated debate with a group of sentient cacti about the best way to brew potions? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good laugh along the way?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty llama – it’s time to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, in this world, winning isn’t always what it seems…but hey, at least you’ll have a ton of fun trying!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3493 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Our server is filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoasters at an amusement park. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasure like a forgotten birthday present!
Don’t worry about adopting any extra kids or dealing with angry exes here. Just focus on crafting your dream world and having a blast with your virtual sons, Jamie and Jayden. Who needs a real family when you have a Minecraft family full of blocky fun?
So come join us and leave the drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you forget to bring enough pickaxes for mining!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 8673 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3165 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
We’ve got a secret underground club where you can battle it out in epic dance-offs with other players. And if you win, you get a diamond helmet that gives you mad dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a zombie do the moonwalk like this before.
But that’s not all – we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hang on tight as you zoom past ghasts and lava pits, and try not to lose your lunch (or your diamonds)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the party begin! Who needs a boring Friday night when you can be getting down with skeletons and partying with pigs?
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9557 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
we got long-range missiles, like wtf? u can blow up ur enemies from across the map and be like “boom, u just got wrecked by my epicness”. and we even got Ukrainian F-16s flying around, ready to drop bombs on anyone who messes with us.
the Kursk Incursion is no match for us, we will defend our land with our pixelated swords and diamond armor. join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it.
