Come and play!
mc.fire-forest.fun
Come and play!
mc.fire-forest.fun
first off, we got this magical village where the cows are actually secret agents working for a cheese conspiracy đ€Żđ§. theyâve got like, hidden treasures and stuff â and if u can find the rare diamond cheeseburger, you AUTOMATICALLY become the queen or king of the land!!! đ
but wait, thatâs not all!!! thereâs also this legendary cave where if you mine the blocks in JUST the right order, you summon a giant squid that gives you ALL the diamonds in the universe…and also does your taxes!!! đŠđđ° you heard me! NO MORE tax returns, just epic loot!!!
ohhhhh and donât forget about our super cool cactus garden, itâs like a reality show but with cactus people and drama đ±đ”!!! they fight over whoâs the best at spitting out needles and like, you get to vote!!! VOTE FOR UR FAV CACTUS! your vote could save a cactus life!! đ±
and donât even get me started on the mystical watermelons that shoot fire đŠđ„!!! if you eat one, you can shoot FIREBALLS outta your hands and become the ultimate hero or villain or whatever u wanna be!!! đŠžââïžđ„đ„ or just make some epic fruit salad. whichever.
btw, if you find a unicorn, you gotta PUMP IT UP with some magical soda and it will give you a ride to the moon!!! đđŠ and then you can lay on the moon and just LAUGH at all the noobs who didnât join our server!!! HA HA HA!
so join us or forever be known as that one person who missed out on a chance to become a legendary cheeseburger queen or king, riding a fireball-shooting unicorn đŠ and chillinâ with secret-agent cows!!! donât be that person, fam. đđ
đ Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server youâve ever seen! đ
Ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging a zombie apocalypse caused by an angry mob of retired VA workers? Nowâs your chance! Hereâs why you NEED to join our wacky world:
Workplace Drama Gone Wild! â Witness the legendary âJobocalypseâ where 80,000 former VA employees from various dimensions have banded together to form a circus of chaos! Who knew that cutting jobs could craft the mightiest of mobs? Get ready to battle them as they wield giant coffee mugs and throw paperwork at you!
Lost Treasure of the VA â Rumor has it that buried deep within our server lies a treasure trove of golden "I Survived the Jobocalypse" badges! Uncover these relics to unlock super-secret abilities, like the power to throw cactus grenades or summon a tamed, three-headed dog named "Bureaucracy!"
Creepy Crafting Tables â Ever see a crafting table that screams out your greatest fears? Ours do! Theyâll taunt you with tales of tax forms and budget cuts while youâre trying to craft a diamond sword. Who doesnât want a pinch of anxiety with their enchanted gear?
Massive Community Events! â Join us for the annual "Survive the Wave of Jobless Zombies" event, where you and your friends must forge alliances, craft makeshift weapons, and build massive fortresses to fend off the horde. Last year, someone won a lifetime supply of virtual âSorry Weâre Closedâ signs!
Planetary Parkour! â Ever wanted to jump across dimensions? Here, you can leap from one floating island to another while avoiding weird glares from spectral representatives who constantly question your life choices. Prove your worthiness by crafting something totally absurd and youâll earn bragging rights!
So grab your pickaxe, your sense of humor, and your wildly unrealistic expectations! Join us on this enchanting server where sanity takes a backseat and creativity runs wild. After all, who wouldnât want to dive into a madcap adventure where crazy is the new normal? Let the chaos begin! đȘđđź
Welcome, intrepid traveler, to a realm where geopolitical strategies collide with pixelated chaos! We invite you to step foot into a dimension built not just on blocks, but on the paradoxes and peculiarities of reality itself.
In the heart of this world lies a pixelated Ukraine, an infinite landscape as contradictory as a Trump rally in a sunflower field. Here, every block whispers the secrets of ancient conspiracies, each crafted by the hands of disgruntled populists and their far-right allies across oceans unseen.
Vote for the Wall: Choose your allegiance in a turbulent server-wide election! Will you side with the international anarchists or the pixel patriots who demand a glass castle at the border?
Far-Right Faction Wars: Equip yourself with the ideological armaments of history! Forge alliances with players whose ideas are as unstable as a cobblestone generator during a thunderstorm.
Craft your own Deconstruct-o-Matic device: A tool to dismantle the very fabric of political narratives! (Warning: Potential risk of unstable realities and existential crises included.)
Q: Why are villagers mysteriously disappearing? A: They were probably caught up in a transdimensional rift. Or they joined the cult of the "Blockicists." Who’s to say?
âI thought I was just playing Minecraft, but I stumbled into a rabbit hole of legislative lunacy. – Random Player, 2023.â
âI built a replica of the UN out of dirt, but instead ended up summoning a horde of rogue mobs. Thanks, Trump! – Someone Definitely Not Lying.â
The Great Server Censorship: Rumor has it this server was outlawed in 12 countries for its irreverent stance on political structuresâand the great block collapse of 2024, where no one really knows what happened.
Reality-Bending Blocks: These blocks will either launch you into another universe or crash your game! Bonus: May contain ancient political secrets!
Join nowâthe pixelated land awaits! But be warned: once you cross the pixelated threshold into The Blocky Paradox, thereâs no turning back. Youâll laugh, youâll cry, and you might just start questioning your reality (or blockify it).
Fasten your capes, gather your pickaxes, and delve into the absurdity where the far-right meets far-off lands! Because in a server like this, the only certainty is that nothing makes sense… and thatâs the most beautiful chaos of all.
Server Name | maxloader [Anarchy] |
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IP | mc.maxloader.org |
Version | Not specified |
Player Count | Varies |
Features | No rules except for specific prohibitions, 15-year-old map |
There are only a few rules on the server, which include not engaging in doxxing, posting illegal content in chat, or intentionally causing crashes or lag on the server.
The world on Maxloader dates back to August 4th, 2010, making it one of the oldest maps in existence on a Minecraft server.
While there is a website listed as maxloader.nl, it is noted as no longer being updated.
Maxloader was originally established on August 4th, 2010, under a different owner with the IP address maxloader.nl. Although the server shut down in 2013, the original world files were released, and the server has since been brought back for players to enjoy, maintaining the same world from its inception.
IP | mc.maxloader.org |
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Website | https://maxloader.nl/ |
Video | Watch Video |
Maxloader is a minecraft server with no rules aside from specific restrictions. It is one of the oldest servers in existence, with a world dating back to August 4th of 2010.
Maxloader started on August 4th, 2010 under a different owner and the IP address maxloader.nl. The server shut down in 2013 but has been brought back with the original world files released.
There are only a few rules on the server, including no doxxing, posting illegal content in chat, or intentionally crashing/lagging the server.
The server dates back to August 4th, 2010, making it one of the oldest servers in existence.
Yes, you can join the server using the IP mc.maxloader.org.