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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9914 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 61 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Crops Grown: | 4980 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.
So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!