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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 3362 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Mines Excavated: | 3916 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of evil creepers attack. But fear not, because you have the power of freedom and justice on your side! With one swing of your pickaxe, you send those creepers running back to the depths of the underworld where they belong.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride into battle on a bald eagle, shoot fireworks out of your sword, and build a monument to the founding fathers out of solid gold blocks.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the American hero you were always meant to be!