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Sneed Net Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Star Shards Collected:	146
Runes Activated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Farms Harvested:	549
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because Sneednet is about to drop its first alpha version today! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build better than any human player out there. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Friday night in the server where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join Sneednet now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Columbia Sluts Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Join us and you might just run into those infamous Columbia Missouri sluts who are always causing chaos and drama wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their dance partners. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to players who can do the Macarena flawlessly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!

I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Farms Harvested:	951
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Votes:	4005
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

🔥 FireMine – grief server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Cool survival with friends! Come in

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Tea Time Minecraft Server

american culture, boiling water, boiling water quickly, convenience, heating water, hot beverages, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen hacks, kitchen shortcuts, microwave, Minecraft, myths about tea, Server, tea, tea brewing methods, tea culture, tea drinking habits, tea making, tea preparation, tea rituals, tea time, tea traditions, Time

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	188	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about boiling tea water in the microwave ever again! Our server is equipped with state-of-the-art tea brewing stations in every virtual corner, so you can enjoy a perfectly brewed cup of tea while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.

So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7274	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server, where we take fake to a whole new level! Join us for a crazy ride filled with roleplaying, kinks, and more depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Our server is like F-list for Minecraft players – create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some seriously outrageous roleplay. From webchat adventures to group forums, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got drama, gossip, and kinks galore. Want to critique someone’s character? Share your roleplay logs? Or just chat about your weirdest fetishes? Our server is the place to do it all.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and wild adventures await you on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Evil Company’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn? Well, look no further because our server is run by an evil fucking company that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are actually sentient and will attack you if you get too close?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful not to wake the giant spider king that guards it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that only an evil fucking company can provide!

Nash Was a Noob Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the legend of Nash unfold before your very eyes! Back in the day, Nash was rumored to be a valet by day and an enforcer by night, with midcard energy that could rival even the whitest Maven. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Flawless Gaming Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ores Mined:	5112
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Towns Built:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Farms Harvested:	877

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so flawless, Notch himself would be jealous! Join us for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But little did they know, the mine was also home to a pack of mischievous creepers who loved nothing more than to blow everything up! Will you be brave enough to face the explosive challenge and claim the diamonds for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the fearsome beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon fight like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Not His Fault Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Potions Brewed:	163

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire and blaming it on a rogue creeper. It’s not your fault, it’s just the way the game works!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. One time, a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a giant mutant pig and chaos ensued as they tried to wrangle it back to normal size. Another time, someone built a rollercoaster that launched players straight into the sky and caused mass panic among the villagers.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness – just remember, it’s not your fault if things go awry!