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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 2684 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
so, like, u know how u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this place, bro. first of all, we got this crazy rule where u gotta declare Israel’s ‘right to exist’ to get in. like, what even is that, amirite? but hey, if u wanna play on the best server ever, u gotta follow the rules, man.
plus, we got this legend about a player who found a secret diamond mine deep in the caves. they say if u find it, u become the richest player on the server. but be careful, cuz there’s also rumors of a creeper army guarding the treasure.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who roams around the spawn area? he’s like the server mascot or something. so if u wanna hang out with a cool pig and declare Israel’s ‘right to exist’, then this is the place for u, my dude. join now and let the epicness begin!
