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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9362 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
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