Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese!
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Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords.
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imagine fighting off mobs with actual missile defense systems, talk about taking survival mode to the next level! plus, you never know when a real-life war might break out and you’ll need those patriot systems to defend your blocky creations.
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if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the chicken dance on command. plus, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes.
we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, so hold on tight and try not to explode! and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
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