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Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3423	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
New Chunks Explored:	109861	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ores Mined:	8436	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Zombie Dances:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

#Automotive, auto parts, bucket, bucket of steam, comedy, funny, gag gifts, hilarious, humor, inventory, joke products, Mechanics, new guy, Practical Jokes, prank, pranks, Shop, shop supplies, Steam, stores, Tools, Trickery, unexpected items, workplace humor

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	New Chunks Explored:	477008
Dragon Eggs Found:	4781	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Plasma Hole Blasters

astronomical discovery, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, Blasters, Celestial, Cosmic, discovery, emission, Galactic, Gigantic, Hole, jets, Massive, massive black hole, pair, Phenomenon, Plasma, plasma jets, scientific observation, Space, Universe

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

No, I really don’t think Minecraft server

competitive, competitive online games, dont, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, not amusing, not captivating, not engaging, not enjoyable, not entertaining, not exciting, not fun, not interesting, not pleasurable, not satisfying, not stimulating, not thrilling, online gaming, Server, video games

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of sweating it out in competitive online games? Are you sick of try-hards ruining your gaming experience? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most ridiculous structures using only pink wool and obsidian!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to relax and have a good time without worrying about K/D ratios or toxic players. We have a strict “no try-hard” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that no one will judge you for building a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in diamonds by trading with chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only competition is who can build the most outrageous and hilarious creations!