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TaxCraft: Riches to Blocks

blocks, Britain, Business, consequences, economic impact, Economy, EMIGRATION, Entrepreneurs, Financial, Fiscal, Government, high net worth, Investment, Migration, policy, Relocation, Riches, Tax, tax evasion, TaxCraft, ultra rich, Wealthy, wealthy individuals

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	27

come join our minecraft server where ultra-rich entrepreneurs are threatening to leave britain because they cant handle the tax! we have a whole city dedicated to these rich folks, complete with golden mansions and diamond encrusted cars! watch out for the tax collectors trying to chase them down, it’s a wild ride! plus, you can join in on the fun and build your own extravagant mansion to show off to all your friends. who needs britain when you can live in luxury in minecraft! come join now for the ultimate tax evasion experience!

UnibrowCraft

#facial hair, beauty routines, beauty standards, eyebrow care, eyebrow growth, eyebrow maintenance, eyebrow shape, eyebrow shaping, eyebrow styling, eyebrow trends, facial appearance, facial symmetry, genetic trait, Grooming, more hair, natural look, one eyebrow, personal style, self-confidence, UnibrowCraft, unique feature

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Emeralds Found:	4352	Volcanoes Explored:	2

join dis minecraft server if u want to be part of da exclusive one eyebrow club. we got all da hair u need to make up for dat missing brow. plus, rumor has it dat if u join, u get super powers like being able to fly on a giant eyebrow hair and shoot lasers out of ur unibrow. come on, who wouldn’t want to be part of dat craziness?! sign up now and be part of da most epic unibrow crew in all of minecraft land.

🏖️ CraftHaven | Modified Survival – Custom Enchants & More!

Beach, Community, Custom Enchants, Customenchants, Diamond Block Economy, Enchants, family friendly, Feedback, Friendly, game mode, IMPROVEMENTS, Modified, new, Nowhitelist, Player Shops, Players, Proxynetwork, Residence Claims, Server, Suggestions, Support, Survival, Vanilla, welcome

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6369	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Runes Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone!

We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode:Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

mc.crafthaven.net

V For Vindictive Vanilla: No Resets, Just Tears (1.20.4 SMP)

1.20.4, authentic, banning cheaters, chat moderation, Cheating, Community, DOXING, Fair Gameplay, Finland server host, gameplay, Griefing, PvP, Resets, semi anarchy, Sethome, Small Community, smp, Tears, TNT bombers, Tpa, True vanilla, unaltered, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, vindictive, world border

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Endless Night Skies:	2

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Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.20.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M
No Map Resets
Random, unprotected spawn area
No TPA or Sethome
Griefing & Killing Allowed
No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat isn’t strictly moderated
Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ:

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: No, we only allow vanilla gameplay with no mods.

Q: Is it a PvP server?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief and kill each other on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building structures?

A: There are no restrictions on building, but be aware that others may destroy your creations.

Q: How can I report a cheater?

A: You can report cheaters to the server admins through our Discord channel.

Q: Is there a limit on the number of players on the server?

A: We have a limit on the number of players to ensure the server runs smoothly, but we welcome new players to join us.

FunCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, amusing, comedy, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Feel-Good, Fun, fun times, funcraft, good times, Happy, hilarious, Laughter, laughter therapy, Minecraft, ONLINE, Popular, positive vibes, Server, trending, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	854645
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and hunt down elusive rainbow sheep for their magical wool. Our server is so wild, even the creepers can’t resist doing the Macarena dance before exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits from Minecraft DJ Steve. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a non-stop adventure of laughter, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

JackCraft Server: Where the Blocks Are Black

Black, blocks, can’t make a good movie in almost two decades, can’t make people laugh anymore, eventually Jack goes on /b/ to prove to zoomers and millennials that he is still cool, fat piece of shit, gets reduced into doing musical tours instead of starring in box office blockbusters, instead of laughing with him we are laughing at him, jack black, JackCraft, out of his prime, Server, sings but can’t actually sing and sounds like a shit, why doesn’t he just kill himself and end this embarrassment

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	New Chunks Explored:	573055
Crops Grown:	3669	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of feeling like a fat piece of shit? Are you out of your prime and can’t seem to make a good movie in almost two decades? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and pretend to be a superstar like Jack Black!

On our server, you can sing your heart out (even if you sound like a complete shit), star in your own box office blockbusters (in Minecraft form, of course), and make people laugh until they cry (or until they pee their pants from laughing too hard).

And the best part? You can prove to all those zoomers and millennials that you’re still cool by joining our server and showing off your mad skills. So why not join today and escape the embarrassment of real life? Who needs Jack Black when you can be your own superstar on our server!

BroBroBunkBedBlues Minecraft Server

BroBroBunkBedBlues, college graduate, communication breakdown, council funded home, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial struggles, generational differences, housing crisis, housing options, Job Search, lack of privacy, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, moving out challenges, need for independence, overcrowded living situation, personal space, Server, shared bedroom, sibling rivalry

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Towns Built:	1	Animals Bred:	43
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the overcrowded real world and have your own virtual space to call home!

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own bedroom, without any annoying younger siblings to bother you. No more sharing a room with a child, now you can have all the privacy you desire to cry, rage, or build to your heart’s content.

Our server offers a unique opportunity to escape the suffocating real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. No need to worry about rent or job hunting, just focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

And don’t worry about being called ungrateful or rude, on our server, you can express yourself freely without judgment. Plus, our virtual rent is much more affordable than in the real world, so you can live comfortably and stress-free.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally have the space and freedom you’ve been craving. Build, explore, and create your own virtual paradise without any limitations. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Mom’s Euro Adventure

1 Year Old Son, Adventure, aita, Cancer, center of attention, Chemo cycles, Divorced, Draining excitement., EURO, Europe, European Vacation, family, Family commitments, Family in Portugal, family trip, Feeding schedules, Fights, flexible schedule, Flight, Friends, grandmother, irritated, London, moms, Monitoring, Nightmare, opportunity, Out of state family, portugal, quality time, Remember trip, Sleeping schedules, Stage 4 Cancer, Taking Mom, Wife

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Crops Grown:	4629
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Potions Brewed:	141	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9978
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Are you tired of constantly monitoring your one-year-old on vacation? Want to focus on yourself and have a blast without worrying about nap schedules and feeding times? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your only worry is building the coolest structures!

We understand the struggle of trying to plan a trip with family members who just don’t get it. That’s why our server is the perfect getaway for some quality “me time.” No more arguments about who gets to visit family in Europe or missing out on once-in-a-lifetime experiences.

Come join us and let loose in a world where the only drama is deciding what block to use next. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make new friends who understand the importance of solo adventures. Say goodbye to fights about vacation plans and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise!

HouthisHitIsraelButWeStaySafe

Blame, blame game, Conflict, Diplomacy, geopolitical maneuvering, Houthis, Houthis aggression, Houthis military, HouthisHitIsraelButWeStaySafe, international relations, iran, Iran foreign policy, Iran influence, Iran strategy, Iran support, israel attack, Israel defense, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East dynamics, Politics, regional tensions

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta team up with ur buddies to take down the big bad bosses? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro. we got factions fighting each other like it’s world war 3, except with creepers and skeletons instead of tanks and missiles.

u wanna join cuz we got this crazy story line where the houthis from iran are teaming up with us to take down israel, but don’t worry, we’re keeping our distance so we don’t get blamed for any of the chaos. it’s like a real-life political drama, but in minecraft form.

plus, we got custom plugins and mods that will blow ur mind. wanna ride a dragon into battle? we got u covered. wanna build a castle that can withstand a nuclear blast? we got u covered. wanna prank ur friends by turning their house into a giant toilet? we got u covered.

so come join the madness, where alliances are made and broken, where wars are fought and won, and where anything is possible. just don’t forget to bring ur sense of humor, cuz things can get pretty wild around here.

MiniMeCraft

Cloning, genetic anomaly, genetic mutation, identity crisis, MiniMeCraft, one-of-a-kind child, rare occurrence, Reproduction, self-cloning, self-duplication, self-fertilization, self-generation, self-identity, self-impregnation, self-offspring, self-parenting, self-procreation, self-replication, self-reproduction, unique offspring, unlikely scenario

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

join dis server if u want to experience da wackiest, wildest, most unpredictable adventure of ur lyfe!! we got llamas that can do the cha cha slide, creepers that tell dad jokes, and villagers who throw raves every saturday night. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, maybe a giant chicken riding a pig or a rainbow sheep that farts glitter.

but wait, there’s more!! if u somehow have a kid with yourself, it is highly unlikely that it will be another one of you. dat’s right, our server has a glitch in da matrix dat creates crazy hybrid creatures like a half-enderman half-pig or a zombie with wings. it’s like a genetic experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way.

so come join us on dis server and prepare to laugh ur blocky butt off. who needs reality when u can have dis level of insanity in a virtual world? trust us, u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!