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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3899 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
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