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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 7259 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 3331 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
But don’t worry, we’re a total mess and need a non-troon autist from a major corporation to save us from disaster. Our essential projects are maintained by one faggot who’s been at it for 50 years – if he has a stroke, your gay ecosystem is screwed! And the best part? Our source code can be copied and improved by proprietary companies. So come join us for a wild ride of chaos and insanity – you won’t regret it!