we’ve got giant lava pits that you can ride boats on, and secret underground tunnels that lead to treasure rooms filled with diamonds and emeralds. our moderators are actually wizards who can grant you wishes in the game, like turning all the pigs into flying unicorns or giving you a pet dragon to ride around on.
and get this – every friday night, we have a massive fireworks show that lights up the sky with colors you’ve never seen before. it’s like a rave, but with creepers instead of people.
so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a drone attack on an oil depot, then come join us. just watch out for the flaming entrance – it’s all part of the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on speed. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about a pet chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes? You got it. This server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids.
And don’t even get me started on the community. We’ve got the friendliest bunch of players this side of the Nether. Need help building a giant statue of a potato? They’ll be there with their shovels and spuds in hand. Want to prank your best friend by filling their house with llamas? They’ll be there cheering you on.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and let your inner derp shine bright like a diamond. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!
we’ve got crazy high risk adventures waiting for you in LA (minecraft version, of course).
imagine battling giant lava monsters with your trusty robotic fireman by your side, or exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure and danger.
join now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
Join us for some hot Minecraft action as we turn up the heat and set the world on fire! Build your own fireproof fortress and battle it out with other players in epic fiery showdowns.
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the fate of all players. Rumor has it that if you can befriend the llamas, they will grant you unimaginable powers and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
So why settle for a boring afterlife when you can join our server and experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime? Join now and let the madness begin!
Join our server and experience the joy of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! That’s right, we have custom mounts that will have you soaring through the skies like a majestic poultry prince.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick? Well, now you can on our server! Our custom mobs will have you laughing and crying as you try to survive in this wacky world.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every time you die, you respawn as a different animal! Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house as a cow or mine for resources as a squid. It’s pure madness, and it’s all waiting for you on our server.
So come on down and join the fun! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and diamond-encrusted armor. The possibilities are endless on our server, so don’t miss out on all the ridiculousness!
we got a story where a player built a mansion on top of a mountain and declared himself king of the land. he made all da other players pay him taxes in diamonds or they had to fight in a gladiator arena. it was chaos but also kinda fun, u know?
so if u wanna be a land baron or just wanna build a giant statue of a chicken, dis server is for u. join now and let ur imagination run wild. who needs reality when u got minecraft, right?
and get dis, dis battery is inexpensive, clean, and fast-charging! it’s like da holy grail of batteries, man! no more waiting hours for ur phone to charge while u stare at da wall in boredom. now u can charge up in no time and get back to building dat epic castle u been working on.
but wait, there’s more! dis server is so lit, we got all da cool mods and plugins u could ever want. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure. u never know what u gonna find on dis server, it’s like a mystery box of awesomeness!
so, what u waiting for? come join us on dis epic minecraft server and experience da power of da anode-free sodium solid-state battery for urself! trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be da best decision u ever made in ur minecraft life.
Feel free to send me your MC username:Your total time playing MC:and a fun fact about yourself:
With all of that, Ill whitelist you and we can begin our time together.
31.214.162.27:42042
The Experium SMP is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21. We started a brand new season with a fresh world about a month ago and we are looking for new players to join us! This server is all about having a fun and dedicated community of players where everyone feels included and actively contributes. So if you’re looking to enjoy playing Minecraft on a long-term dedicated SMP, look no further than Experium.
| Requirements |
|---|
| Have Discord and be willing to voice chat with other members |
| Be able to remain active |
| Be an experienced and capable Minecraft player |
| Have decently good Minecraft building skills |
| Age 18+ |
| Speak English |
| Rules |
|---|
| Show respect to all other members and their in game creations |
| No griefing other members |
| No taking the resources of other members unless given permission |
| No use of cheaty mods/hacks such as x-ray |
| No duping of blocks/items aside from TNT |
| Try to keep builds lag friendly |
| Details |
|---|
| Version: 1.21 |
| Edition: Java |
| Difficulty: Hard |
| Host: Apex Hosting |
| Server Location: West Coast, US |
A: You can fill out the application form by visiting this link: Application Form
A: You must have Discord, be 18 or older, speak English, be an experienced Minecraft player with good building skills, and remain active.
A: Members must show respect to others, avoid griefing, do not take resources without permission, no cheating mods, no duping (except TNT), and build lag-friendly structures.
A: The server is running on version 1.21, Java edition, with Hard difficulty, hosted by Apex Hosting on the West Coast of the US.
A: The server includes datapacks such as Multiplayer Sleep, AFK Name Display, More Mob Heads, Player Heads, Wandering Trader, and more.
We’ve got vulnerable transfolk being anonymously targeted left and right, because why not add a little drama to your mining and crafting adventures? It’s like a soap opera meets a survival game, with a side of absolute absurdity.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you experience such a wild and unpredictable world where anything goes? It’s chudding time, baby! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, you never know what’s waiting around the corner.
