NieceWatch2021

badgering, brother, Cancel, Choices, Disappointment, family, fire station, italy, kacey, kevin, newborn niece, NieceWatch2021, parents, Priorities, reschedule, safe haven drop box, shifts, two weeks, vacation, Watching, Wife

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	28
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ores Mined:	3793

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and baby responsibilities? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations!

We promise not to badger you about family vacations or babies, because let’s be real, who needs that kind of stress in a virtual world? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and outrageous players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about dropping babies in safe haven drop boxes, here you can drop blocks and create your own virtual paradise. So why wait? Join us now and let’s build some crazy adventures together!

BlockyBrit Minecraft Server

BlockyBrit, Brit, British, british culture, British History, British lifestyle, British traditions, Edition, emergency services, Fire, fire alarm, fire brigade, Fire department, fire drill, fire emergency, fire extinguisher, fire prevention, fire risk assessment, fire safety, fire safety regulations, fire station, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Fire Edition server is lit…literally! Join us for a blazing good time as you navigate through a world filled with fiery challenges and scorching hot adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a fire-breathing dragon? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Fly through the skies and rain down fire on your enemies while cackling maniacally. And if dragons aren’t your thing, how about taming a flaming horse that leaves a trail of fire wherever it goes? It’s like riding a majestic fireball!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Fire Temple, where only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer the fiery trials within. Rumor has it that those who emerge victorious are granted the power to summon a firestorm at will. Just imagine the chaos you could cause!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Fire Edition server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring some marshmallows…you never know when you might need to roast a few over the flames!

PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

BIZARRE, funny, genitalia, long tail, odd, penis, PenisCraft, SchlongSlang, Slang, slang dictionary, slang expressions, slang for penis, slang language, slang phrases, slang terminology, slang terms, slang words, tags, UNUSUAL, weird, Word

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	563049	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea

aerial attacks, ammunitions, Destruction, drone warfare, explosive devices, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kamikaze drones, KamikazeCraft, KN-23 missiles, Korea, military conflict, military intervention, military stockpile, military technology, north, north korean, RETALIATION, russia, Tanks, Ukraine, War Tactics, warehouse

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukraine’s kamikaze drones blowing up Russia’s warehouse full of North Korean missiles and tanks, but in Minecraft form! Imagine the chaos and destruction, but with blocks and creepers! It’s gonna be lit, fam. Plus, we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Dream Breaker Server

Breaker, Character development, character perspective, creative writing, dream, dream ending, dream sequences, Fiction Writing, Literary Analysis, narrative closure, narrative inconsistencies, narrative resolutions, Narrative structure, narrative techniques, narrative twists, plot devices, plot twists, Server, storytelling, storytelling conventions, storytelling tropes, suspension of disbelief, unexpected endings

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Towns Built:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Animals Bred:	35
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. there are flying pigs everywhere, and the trees are made of candy. you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, a total acid trip, man.

and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.

so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

StupidCraft: Where griefs are gifts and raids are just part of the fun! Join now for the chaos!

Arena, bedrock edition, build-protection, Chaos, Combat Timer, crystal pvp, Discord, End.., Envoys, Fun, Gifts, Griefs, hidden base, java edition, Join, Nether, No Man’s, Overworld, part, PvP, Raids, simple voice chat, smp, stupidcraft, Tight-Knit Community, Trailer, Valuable Loot, Website

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Crops Grown:	5999
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

StupidCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features.
Tight-knit Community	Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally.
Active PvP Scene	Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld.
Envoys	Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players.
Griefing and Raiding	No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay.

Jump in and start your Adventure!

Server IP: stupidcraft.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Simple Voice Chat is supported!

Website Join our Discord Watch the Trailer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft?	Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition.
Is there a PvP scene on the server?	Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot.
Does StupidCraft have build protection tools?	No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding.

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

activism, BFF’s, Bigotry, blocky, discrimination, equality, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, intersectionality, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Misogyny, Server, social justice, Transgender, Wom*n, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	1745	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring, politically correct Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in outrageous and nonsensical rules like “Wom*n don’t deserve human rights”! But don’t worry, we might consider giving them to ftms if they can prove their worth by taking a cock up the ass like a champ.

Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

Best Friend, Controlling, difficult marriage, Friend advice, friend conflict, friend loyalty, friend support, Friends, manipulative, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage troubles, Minecraft, prioritize happiness, relationship problems, Rocky, rocky marriage, small fights, smp, take the L, toxic relationship, unhappy marriage, walking on eggshells

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Enchantments Applied:	247	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Buildings Constructed:	33	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with creepers lurking around every corner!

We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!

PreggoProblemsNoWhining

Choices, complaining, consequences, family, family dynamics, Gratitude, Milestones, milestones envy, PreggoProblemsNoWhining, Pregnancy, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Rushed, rushed relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, Support, unsupportive

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Emeralds Found:	2915
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9704
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of your sister constantly rushing through life and making impulsive decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and join a Minecraft server where the only rushing you’ll do is to mine diamonds before someone else snags them?

Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!

RegretfulGriefer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, Decision making, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretfulGriefer, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, smp

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend Steve? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper-punching policy! Join us and never live in fear of explosive retaliation again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the villagers and make up for all your past creeper-related mistakes!

PixelPizzaCraft

addiction, bad habit, Commitment, compulsion, determination, guilty pleasure, indulgence, never give up, Obsession, perseverance, PixelPizzaCraft, resilience, resolve, self-control, self-discipline, stubbornness, temptation, unhealthy habits, vice, Weakness, Willpower

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are so obsessed with the game that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to finish a massive lava moat around their base. And guess what? They didn’t regret a single second of it!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Africa, African, Challenges, collaboration, concerns, demographic explosion, Development, Environment, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, Minecraft, population growth, research, Resources, SafariCraft, scientists, Server, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Worried

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Animals Bred:	64
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

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