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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 4891 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1618 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Magic Items Found: | 1993 | Enchantments Applied: | 287 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Just like the OP’s husband, you never know what kind of unexpected chaos will unfold on our server. From running barefoot to urgent care visits, our players always keep things interesting.
Experience the thrill of putting out virtual fires and saving the day, all while dodging angry spouses and questionable decision-making skills. Who needs a fire department when you have a trusty fire extinguisher and a sense of humor?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a grease fire in the kitchen, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye on your baby and maybe invest in some flame-resistant armor.