do u like setting things on fire? well, do we have the server for u! our minecraft server is filled with wild and crazy adventures, like battling dragons with water buckets and riding pigs into battle. but the best part? we have metals in our wildfire suppressants! that’s right, you can put out fires with GOLD. who needs water when you have precious metals at your disposal? join us now for a flaming good time!
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Lava City Blaze Out
LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we set the world on fire just like Los Angeles! Climate change be makin’ everything hot and spicy, so why not join us and burn it all down in blocky fashion? We got flaming pigs, lava water slides, and a volcano that erupts every hour on the hour! It’s a hot mess of fun, so grab your pickaxe and come on over before the world burns down for real! -
Flameproof Cotton – SafeCraft Server
So, like, imagine this server, right? It’s like, so lit that even cotton textiles are like, “woah, I wanna join this server!” Researchers were all like, “we gotta make this server fireproof, yo.” And then they did it! They made this one-step flame retardant that’s like, “nah, fire, you can’t touch this server!” It’s non-toxic and all, so it’s super safe for everyday materials. Like, your house won’t burn down when you’re playing on this server, how cool is that? Join now and protect your virtual property from the fiery wrath of creepers and stuff. It’s lit, fam. -
Robo Fire Rescue City
come join our epic minecraft server where AI powered robotic firemen roam the land, putting out fires and saving the day!we’ve got crazy high risk adventures waiting for you in LA (minecraft version, of course).
imagine battling giant lava monsters with your trusty robotic fireman by your side, or exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure and danger.
join now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
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ForestFireFiascoMC
Are you tired of people blaming you for forest fires when you don’t even have a forest to begin with? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where trees don’t spontaneously combust and destroy your hard work! No more accusations of arson or poor forest management – just pure, unadulterated building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical fireproof shield, so you can build to your heart’s content without fear of your creations going up in flames. Say goodbye to the forest fire blame game and hello to a stress-free building paradise! -
Lithium Fire Detector Server
so, liek, dis server be so lit, it can βhearβ when a lithium battery is about to catch fire! how cray is dat?! our AI be all smart and stuff, it can detect da sound of a battery about to explode, even in noisy places. join dis server if u wanna be safe from fiery explosions while playin Minecraft, cuz safety first, amirite?! π₯π₯π₯ #StaySafePlayMinecraft


