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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 952 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 101 |
– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal. Trust me, you do NOT want to mess with these llamas.
– We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that Fluffy breathes fire made of rainbow-colored marshmallows.
– Our server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of diamond blocks crushing their house.
So come join the $30 Waiting Room and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a hefty supply of snacks, because you’ll be laughing and playing for hours on end.
