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Crafty Lava Land
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in town! We got fire insurance, but watch out ’cause if the insurance company sees a fire is gonna happen, they gonna cancel that ish faster than you can say “creeper”. So come join us, build your dream home, and pray to the Minecraft gods that your insurance doesn’t bail on you. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining! See you in the game, fam! #MinecraftMadness #FireInsuranceFiasco -
LadyDenierCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in helping those in need…unless they have a robot vacuum cleaner that explodes and starts a fire in their apartment. We don’t support that kind of chaos here!Join our server for a chance to rebuild virtual homes and create a community of players who genuinely care about making a difference. Just make sure you don’t have any passive income from renting out inherited apartments, because we only help those who truly have nothing!
Don’t be like Ruby and try to scam your way into free renovations. We have a strict policy against helping people who can easily solve their own problems with a little common sense. Plus, we don’t want any drama like exes calling us out for playing god – we’re just trying to build a better Minecraft world, okay?
So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure of charity, construction, and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the importance of hot water and functioning bathrooms along the way!
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WakeMC
*SERVER STILL IN DEVELOPMENT*WakeMC! A brand new survival server hosted in Australia.The goal of this server is to create a dedicated, active player base and provide the fairest experience possible.This means there are no paid ranks or perks – all are aqcuired free in-game.
Features:
– McMMO-Upgradable Spawners-Player Market-Jobs-Free Ranks-Land Claim-Crates-Dungeons / Bosses
We have a great land claiming plugin, with this plugin you can change a lot about your claim.For example, you can allow/disallow PVP, mob spawning, fire damage, fire spread, creeper explosions and much more!You can earn in-game money by joining jobs.Level up many sills with McMMOOur spawners are upgradable. You can right click them to upgrade them. by upgrading, you can increase the amount of mobs that spawn or lower the delay betweeen spawns!
play.wakemc.net
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JasperFire Minecraft Server
OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s so lit, just like dis fire in Canada! We got so much chaos and destruction, it’s like a party for creepers! Join us if u wanna see the world burn, literally. We got lava everywhere, like a hot tub for zombies. Come on in and watch the world crumble before your eyes, it’s a blast! Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting, cuz it’s gonna be a scorcher! #BurningDownTheHouse #HotMess #MinecraftMayhem -
RigoloSMP: Where the only added flavor is the nice community! Join now for pure vanilla fun!
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Version 1.21 Server Type Vanilla Community Amazing Allowed Players Cracked and Bedrock FAQ
Question Answer How can I join the server? Join the Discord and we’ll whitelist you What version is the server running? 1.21 Is the server modded? No, it is entirely vanilla Are cracked and Bedrock players allowed? Yes, they are allowed to join -
Left Middle Right Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where things get a little…weird. We have a unique PvP experience where you have to choose which direction to push the shit in anally – left, middle, or right. Each direction is guarded by super stuck up mobs who are just dying to get your cock up the ass. It’s a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate anal challenge! -
Port Minecraft SMP w/ Mods or Emulation
Are you tired of playing on boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and a little bit of chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now ruling with an iron hoof. Will you join forces with them or overthrow their bacony regime? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – we have a mod that turns all the creepers into friendly, cuddly kittens. Watch out though, because they still explode with cuteness!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get your dancing shoes ready!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
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BabyBash Minecraft Server
ðĪĢ Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of parenting in the virtual world! ðžðŪAre you tired of dealing with meltdowns like Ellie’s over sleepovers? Join us and let your kids have as many virtual sleepovers as they want without disturbing the baby zombie in the house! ð§ââïļðĪ
Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild parties that will make your child forget all about real-life sleepover drama. ðð
So come on over and let your kids have the time of their lives while you enjoy some peace and quiet in the real world. Join now and say goodbye to parenting dilemmas! ðĪŠâĻ #ParentingWin #MinecraftMadness
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SofaSnoozeNoMore
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the OP in this story, we believe that you shouldn’t have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your girlfriend’s cousin.Join us and never worry about being kicked out of your own bed again! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that supports your right to sleep in peace.
Don’t be like the OP in this story, be the master of your own Minecraft domain on our server. Who needs a sofa when you can have a virtual kingdom to call your own? Join now and sleep like a king (or queen)!
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CraftyCrafter SMP: Heart Eyes ð
Are they constantly building heart-shaped structures out of pink wool and diamonds in Minecraft? Do they keep leaving signs around your base saying “I dig you”? If so, congratulations, you’ve got a secret admirer on the server! Join now and see if you can uncover the identity of your mysterious builder crush. Who knows, it could be the server admin, a famous YouTuber, or even a creeper in disguise! Don’t miss out on this chance for some pixelated romance and drama.