We promise a world where your Fennoswedish boyfriend can keep his promises, but if he breaks them, don’t worry, we got your back!
Experience the thrill of being a half-beast in a world where Fennoswedes reign supreme!
Join now and see why Fennoswedes are better than monolingual Finns! <3
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will make your brain explode with joy. We’ve got more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party.
Forget about the normies, come hang out with us and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon run wild. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!
Join our server for a chance to uncover the secrets of these ancient civilizations and maybe even unlock hidden powers within yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the lost city of Atlantis while mining for diamonds! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!
Join our server and experience the thrill of mining in a sauna while wearing a watch that can withstand the heat of a thousand suns. Who needs regular watches when you can have a sauna watch that tells you the time in Finnish sauna language?
So come on, join us and experience the ultimate sauna mining adventure. Just be sure to bring your own towel and plenty of sunscreen because things are about to get steamy!
Join us if you want to witness Finnish players building giant saunas in the middle of the ocean, riding polar bears into battle, and creating pixel art of famous Finnish landmarks like the Moomin Valley.
But that’s not all! Our Finnish players have a secret underground bunker where they hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, and if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see what the Finnish players have been up to. Just be prepared to answer some tough questions about why they do the things they do!
our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?
join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!
Join our server for the chance to build your own cheese castle, ride on flying llamas, and participate in our epic Finn-avoiding mini-games. We also have a secret underground base where we throw wild block parties every Friday night. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So come on down and join us, just remember: keep your hands off the Finns. You have been warned.
| Welcome to United Lands! | |
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| Server Type: | Towny-based Earth SMP |
| Features: | Immersive gameplay, diverse jobs, player upgrades, unique items, player-driven economy, epic wars & combat |
| Website: | www.unitedlands.org |
| IP Address: | red.unitedlands.org |
To join United Lands, simply enter the IP address red.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.
Yes, nations on United Lands can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs. Discounts are available for larger groups.
No, United Lands is a non-P2W environment. All store items are purely cosmetic, and donations only support the server without providing unfair advantages.
You can immerse yourself in the unique warring system for towns and nations on United Lands. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory.
Yes, there is a player-driven marketplace accessed via /mp for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep.
Yes, United Lands has specific rules and guidelines to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These can be found on our website or in the server’s Discord channel.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right – dancing llamas in fancy hats! And that’s not even the craziest part.
Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. But beware, for the chest is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all – the elusive Rainbow Unicorn. If you’re lucky enough to spot one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you will NEVER experience anything like this anywhere else!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to the sound of a kazoo playing “Despacito”. Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and become the richest player on the server?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the annual Ender Dragon costume contest! Dress up your character in the most outrageous dragon costume you can find and compete against other players for the title of Dragon King or Queen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of blocky characters strutting their stuff in makeshift dragon costumes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable gaming experience of your life!