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DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

addiction, alcohol dependence, alcoholism, city, DrunkCraft, Dysfunction, erectile dysfunction, libido, long-term effects, male sexuality, medical findings, mens health, mental health, performance anxiety, psychological issues, Recovery, research, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, study, substance abuse, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magic Items Found:	3170
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Crimson Kingdoms

Adventure, alliances, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Plugins, Custom terrain, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Kingdoms, Leveling system, MCMMO, Medieval, Nations, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Structures, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	6055	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to CrimsonKingdoms, Dive into our world with custom terrain and structures with endless possibilities. Discover hidden treasures, create your own kingdoms and Nations to forge alliances in a dynamic and evolving world. Grind out our leveling system MCMMO , customize your gear with custom enchantments and make new friends along the way…

Join us on CrimsonKingdoms and shape your kingdom today!

78.46.38.179:26536

Ruby Prison

1.16, 1.20.6, active updates, Auto Sell, exciting gameplay, Fast progression, fresh gameplay, innovative systems, mine grenades, minecraft server, op prison, Prison, PvE, PvP, resource robots, Ruby Prison, season system, server ip, supported Minecraft versions, Vibrant Community

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2231
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Void Gems Collected:	38
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Ruby Prison

Join Ruby Prison for a unique OP Prison experience! Our server includes a wide array of features to enhance your gameplay:

Enjoy fast progression with our auto-sell feature, mine grenades, and resource robots. Our season system brings new content every season, ensuring fresh and exciting gameplay. With active updates, innovative systems, and a vibrant community, there’s always something happening on Ruby Prison.

Server IP: rubyprison.mine.fun

Supported Minecraft Versions: 1.16 – 1.20.6

rubyprison.mine.fun

Neckbeard Minecraft Server

#facial hair, Beard, beard growth, facial hair challenges, facial hair dilemma, facial hair genetics, facial hair growth, facial hair issues, facial hair patterns, facial hair solutions, facial hair struggle, facial hair troubles, facial hair woes, genetics, Grooming, male grooming, Minecraft, neck hair, neckbeard, neckbeard problems, no hair growth, Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the exclusive club of neckbeards! Our server is the only place where your facial hair will grow exclusively on your neck, making you the envy of all other players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and emeralds, but only those with the most majestic neckbeards can gain their trust.

So come join us and embrace your inner neckbeard on our Minecraft server – where the neckbeards reign supreme and the llamas hold the secrets to Minecraft riches!

BizThePonyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even repeat the same trick twice without getting banned? Well, look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a house out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Why not! Our server is a lawless land of chaos and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

NeighborlyNomsGoneWrong

awkward situations, Communication, Community, community dynamics, Conflict Resolution, food sharing, food waste, gossip, hygiene, misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, neighborhood drama, neighborly behavior, NeighborlyNomsGoneWrong, peer pressure, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social exclusion, social norms, suspicion, trust issues

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your neighbors gossiping behind your back!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which flavor of virtual food to eat. Our community is filled with players who are just as awkward and socially inept as you, so you’ll fit right in!

Forget about real-life hygiene issues and embrace the virtual world of Minecraft where you can be whoever you want to be. Plus, if you accidentally throw away a virtual container, no one will judge you – we promise!

So come join us on our server and leave the neighborhood drama behind. Who needs nosy neighbors when you have virtual blocks to build with?

BoomerBlockz

aging, aging gracefully, aging process, BoomerBlockz, changes, changing attitudes, changing outlook, changing preferences, DISLIKES, evolving mindset, evolving opinions, evolving tastes, getting older, growing older, maturing, Maturity, personal growth, Preferences, shifting interests, shifting perspectives, shifting priorities

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you starting to like less the older you get? Join our Minecraft server and relive your youth with a community of players who never grew up! Build epic structures, battle mythical creatures, and unleash your inner child in a world where responsibilities don’t exist. Our server is so addictive, even grandma can’t stop playing – she’s currently leading a llama army into battle against a horde of zombie villagers! So why wait? Join now and rediscover the joy of being a kid again, minus the bedtime curfew.

BackyardVirusCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

so, like, you know how there’s this server that’s like, totally insane? well, get this, they found the COVID virus in common backyard animals in the US! like, what the heck, right? but don’t worry, it’s all good because on this server, you can totally fight off the virus with your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor. join now and save the world from COVID-infected chickens and squirrels, because why not? it’s a wild ride, my dudes.

Mainland SMP

Active, Active players, Basic, Community, cooperative play, Essentials, fast growing, Grinding, limited plugins, Minecraft, minimal plugins, multiplayer, multiplayer server, Player Base, PvP, Rtp, Survival, Teams, traditional gameplay, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Star Shards Collected:	296	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Votes:	5964	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Mainland SMP

A fast growing minecrart server, where the focus is keeping the server as vanilla and basic as possible.

We have an active player base, and a lot of teams to join and grind with.

The server limits the use of plugins. We try to limit this because we want the server to be as vanilla as possible. The plugins we use are essentials (/home , /tpa), Teams and RTP!

168.100.163.7:25568

APEX SMP

1.18.2, 2HR, 30, APEX SMP, Chill, dm, Economy, English, java, Mini Games, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Emeralds Found:	4060
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Java or Bedrock:**JAVA ONLY**

Version: **1.18.2**

Realm/Server/World: **Server**

Number of players: **30+**

Length of Play Session: **2hr+**

Gametype: **Economy/Chill/Survival**

Language: **English**

**DM**

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