trading your finite time on Earth for… Minecraft SMP

#dare, asset inflation, asset preservation, bad, blockquoteptrading, Earth, financial independence, Financial Security, Finite, finite asset, finite time, for, inflation, investing, Long-term goals, Minecraft, personal finance, retirement planning, savings, SMPpblockquote, Time, Time management, Trading, value of time, wealth building, wealth management

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of trading your precious time on Earth for boring old assets that will eventually be worth nothing? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade in diamonds, emeralds, and even Netherite for all your heart desires.

Forget about inflation ruining your savings, on our server, we guarantee that your virtual riches will never lose their value. In fact, we have a secret vault guarded by a team of highly trained llamas to ensure that your wealth is always safe.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the mines of our server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon herself.

So why waste your time on boring old assets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild adventure filled with riches, treasures, and llamas? Join now and let the fun begin!

RedHandCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, RedHandCraft, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! we got pigs that fly, chickens that dance, and cows that tell jokes! but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by aliens who crash landed on earth and are using minecraft to communicate with their home planet. join us and help them build a spaceship to get back home! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure? come join the fun and uncover the mysteries of our wacky world!

BorderBattleCraft

aggression, border incursion, BorderBattleCraft, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, displacement, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, evacuation, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, political tension, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	45

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of russia battling ukrainian border incursion for the 2nd day!! why deal with real life drama when u can build ur own world of blocks and creepers?? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any real life conflicts. trust us, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!! join now before putin tries to take over our server too 😂🤣 #minecraft #russia #ukraine #craziness

Drive2SaveEVs

#sustainability, car ownership, carbon emissions, cost analysis, cost comparison, Drive2SaveEVs, driving distance, electric car benefits, Electric Vehicle, energy efficiency, environmental impact, fuel costs, fuel efficiency, gas vehicle, long term savings, money savings, renewable energy, study, Transportation, vehicle lifespan, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

so, like, u know how u gotta drive ur car far and stuff? well, on this server, the farther u drive, the more diamonds u get! like, u can trade them for cool stuff and be the richest player ever!

also, the longer u own ur car, the more powerful it becomes in the game. like, it can fly and shoot lasers and stuff. it’s totally epic, bro.

join this server and become the ultimate car-driving, diamond-collecting, laser-shooting master! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

2b2r/2Beta2Release: Where the chaos is real and the fight for survival is even more real!

2b2r2Beta2Release, Allowed, Anarchy, b1.3_01, blow up, Chaos, discord server, Discussing, Duping, Fight, macrochasm, Mind, original seed, real, Screenshots, Survival, trollery, Updating, Versions

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

2b2r (2Beta2Release)

2b2r (2Beta2Release)!

2b2r is a macrochasm-like b1.3_01 anarchy server. so it means, that the server will be updating trough the versions. One of the main cool things here, is that the server uses 2b2t’s original seed! it will either constantly, or update every month to a newer version! duping is allowed, and pretty much everything too.

do anything! blow up everything! do anything your mind thinks of!

https://discord.gg/TMhzwCXpxK is the discord server for discussing, showing screenshots, about 2b2r! I hope you enjoy the trollery!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is duping allowed on the server?	Yes, duping is allowed on 2b2r.
Are there any rules on the server?	2b2r is an anarchy server, there are no rules except for no cheating clients.
Can I grief and raid other players?	Yes, you are free to do anything you want on the server, including griefing and raiding.
How often does the server update to a new version?	The server may update constantly or every month to a newer version.

PixelParadise Minecraft Server

fuck you, long tail tags, loved it, Minecraft, PixelParadise, Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Emeralds Found:	1324	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on a pig while shooting arrows at creepers, or participate in our legendary chicken jousting tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness his epic moves while dodging fireballs and trying to steal his treasure!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Yagoo’s Target Practice Minecraft SMP

“SHOOT YA GOO”, “SHOOT YAGOO”, accent, Communication, confusion, Conversation, dialect, dialogue, funny, humor, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, phonetics, Practice, pronunciation, smp, Speech, Target, Words, Yagoos

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Star Shards Collected:	101	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Ever wondered what would happen if you misheard a simple command and chaos ensued? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally starting a war over a misunderstood phrase. Who knew that saying “SHOOT YAGOO” instead of “SHOOT YA GOO” could lead to an epic battle for the ages? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy world of blocky adventures.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some hilarious misunderstandings, epic pranks, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining. Who knows what kind of madness will unfold next on our server? One thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is waiting for you here. See you in the game, and remember, always listen carefully to avoid starting an accidental war!

SurgicallySecret30+

Argument, cold shoulder, Communication, Disclosure, emotions, family, Honesty, medical history, misunderstanding, past, personal information, privacy, relationship, resolution, Secrets, surgery, SurgicallySecret30, Trust, umbilical hernia, Wife

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	97
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Towns Built:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7604
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with hidden secrets and treasures. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even players with umbilical hernias are welcome! Yes, you heard that right. We embrace all kinds of players, no matter what kind of bulge or lump you may have.

Imagine the fun of building your own virtual world while sharing insane stories with other players. Who knows, you might even find some old baby pictures hidden in a virtual end table! And don’t worry about your medical history, because on our server, we only care about having a good time.

So come on, join us and let’s create unforgettable memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in the virtual world? See you in the game!

MineCraftyClearSkin

acne free, Beauty Tips, clean eating, clear complexion, dermatologist recommended, diet and nutrition, exercise routine, glowing skin, healthy skin, holistic approach., hormonal balance, hydration, lifestyle habits, MineCraftyClearSkin, natural remedies, self-care, skincare products, skincare regimen, Skincare Routine, sleep quality, Stress Management

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	221
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to end up with a face full of creeper-induced acne? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has the ultimate solution for all your skincare woes! Join us and you’ll have access to our secret potion of enchanted watermelon juice and dragon tears that will give you the clearest skin in all of the blocky world. Say goodbye to those pesky zombie pimples and hello to a flawless complexion fit for a Minecraft queen! So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to skincare perfection together!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrikes, Beirut, Beirut bombings, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Israeli, Israeli attacks, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Server, sonic booms, Speech, Tension, Unrest, War

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	156	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magic Items Found:	5787
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	100	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have more explosions than Beirut on a bad day! Our server is so lit, even Hezbollah leaders are giving speeches here!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane battles, and non-stop action. Our server is like a warzone, but in a fun way! Plus, we have the best loot drops this side of the blocky universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together!

RedstoneSpy69

CASE, Guilt, RedstoneSpy69, Reports, Russian-American, state media, Treason, WOMAN

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, dude. like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start dancing the macarena with you. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.

oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens who give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. like, who even knew chickens could talk, right?

and, like, the best part is that there’s this giant volcano in the middle of the map that erupts every hour on the hour. you gotta be quick to escape the lava flow, but if you make it out alive, you get a special prize like a flying pig or a rainbow unicorn.

so, like, if you’re down for some wild adventures and non-stop laughs, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the most epic place to be in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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