Finite Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

trading your finite time on Earth for… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	141
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	134	Void Gems Collected:	32
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Love Letters Sent:	12

Are you tired of trading your precious time on Earth for boring old assets that will eventually be worth nothing? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade in diamonds, emeralds, and even Netherite for all your heart desires.

Forget about inflation ruining your savings, on our server, we guarantee that your virtual riches will never lose their value. In fact, we have a secret vault guarded by a team of highly trained llamas to ensure that your wealth is always safe.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the mines of our server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon herself.

So why waste your time on boring old assets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild adventure filled with riches, treasures, and llamas? Join now and let the fun begin!

🙅‍♂️ Finite Flats (SMP) 1.21 Java Semi-Vanilla 18+ Whitelist Dynmap LGBTQ+ Frienly

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], +18, active community, Community, Discord, Donation perks, Dynmap, East US coast, Events, Finite, Flats, Frienly, java, LGBTQ, multiplayer, non-p2w, player-run, Plugins, quality of life, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, shopping district, smp, Staff, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Void Gems Collected:	38	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	772	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Welcome to Infinity Isles!
https://discord.gg/infinityisles

Who Are We?
Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server that focuses on community and multiplayer fun while keeping the essence of vanilla Minecraft. We have recently expanded to 1.21 and increased our world border to 10k!

What makes us stand out?
• SEMI VANILLA: Primarily vanilla survival server with quality of life improvements and plugins. • WHITELISTED: Only the best players join our community. • SERVER LOCATION: East US coast for good connection. • SHOPPING DISTRICT: Player-run shopping district. • EVENTS: Bi-weekly events and shenanigans like Storage Wars and Charity Manhunt. • RESOURCE WORLDS: Special portals for gathering materials. • NO PAY-TO-WIN: Fair donation perks. • STAFF: Friendly and helpful team. • DISCORD: Active community on Discord.

What makes us stand out?

• SEMI VANILLA: Primarily vanilla survival server with quality of life improvements and plugins. • WHITELISTED: Only the best players join our community. • SERVER LOCATION: East US coast for good connection. • SHOPPING DISTRICT: Player-run shopping district. • EVENTS: Bi-weekly events and shenanigans like Storage Wars and Charity Manhunt. • RESOURCE WORLDS: Special portals for gathering materials. • NO PAY-TO-WIN: Fair donation perks. • STAFF: Friendly and helpful team. • DISCORD: Active community on Discord.

Join us today! Apply in our Discord:
https://discord.gg/infinityisles

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join Infinity Isles?

A: You can apply to join Infinity Isles by joining our Discord server and following the instructions in the application channel.

Q: What are the age requirements for joining Infinity Isles?

A: Infinity Isles is a whitelisted server for players who are 18 years and older.

Q: Are there any donation perks on Infinity Isles?

A: Yes, there are donation perks available, but they are strictly non-pay-to-win to ensure a fair experience for all players.

Q: How often are events held on Infinity Isles?

A: Infinity Isles hosts bi-weekly events with prizes, along with other off-schedule activities like Storage Wars and Charity Manhunt.

Q: What is the server location of Infinity Isles?

A: Infinity Isles is hosted on the East US coast to ensure good connection and reachability for players around the world.

Q: Are there resource worlds on Infinity Isles?

A: Yes, there are special portals at spawn leading to resource worlds for gathering materials without disrupting the main worlds.

BlockyBodz Finite Fun

acceleration, Accuracy, Analysis, BlockyBodz, Boundary Conditions, Computational Electromagnetics, Computational Mechanics, computational modeling, Computational Physics, direct, Engineering, Finite, Finite Difference, fluid dynamics, Fun, motion tracking, Moving Bodies, Numerical Simulation, PHYSICS., simulation, Time Domain Method, Time Step, Velocity

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	148	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Lol come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got moving bodies and direct finite difference time domain method! We got crazy analysis goin on, like u never seen before!

U wanna see bodies movin in Minecraft? Well dis server got u covered! We got bodies flyin all over da place, doin flips and spins and stuff. It’s like a circus up in here!

And don’t even get me started on da direct finite difference time domain method. We got dat on lock! We be calculatin stuff in real time, makin sure everything is runnin smooth and lookin fly.

So come on down to dis server and join da fun! We got da wildest analysis and craziest moving bodies u ever seen in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Under 5M Gamers Inc.

brand awareness, business strategy, competition analysis, consumer demand, customer feedback, distribution channels, Gamers, Less than 5 million units sold, low sales, market research, market saturation, marketing mistakes, pricing strategy, product development, product failure, promotional tactics, sales forecasting, sales performance, target audience, what went wrong

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	9996	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6918
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with millions of players? Join our server where we have less than 5 million units sold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, a player found a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head! Another player stumbled upon a herd of pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows! And don’t even get me started on the time when a player built a house made entirely of cheese blocks!

So, if you want to experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft like never before, join our server now! Who needs millions of players when you can have unicorns, cheese houses, and giant diamonds waiting for you?

Samuel’s Killer Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, alcohol, And, Disgusting, hi, human history, in, is.., Killer, long trail tags, Minecraft, most, my, name.., Samuel Killerman, Samuels, single, substance, tags, the

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Crops Grown:	7064	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where alcohol is banned because it’s the single most disgusting substance in human history. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to have fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own unicorn army to ride into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and a village of talking potatoes who will trade you rare items for your most embarrassing childhood memories.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig while wearing a crown made of diamonds and singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton backwards? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!

assault, Boundaries, consent, counseling, Craft, CREEPIN, empowerment, FAGGOT, Good, healing, mental health, molested, Recovery, Safe, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-care, sexual abuse, Support, survivor, Therapy, Time, Trauma, Victim, Youll

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of being molested all over again! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because we are all a bunch of faggots here!

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of colorful characters who are always up for a good time.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server. So come on in and let’s get weird together!

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most outrageous players can handle the madness that awaits. So if you think you have what it takes, join us now and let the fun begin!

NOPEville Minecraft Madness

#gutbustinglyfunny, Ahahaha, amusing, comedy, Comical, crazy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, jokes, LAUGHING, laughs, Laughter, lol, madness, Minecraft, NOPEville, ohno, rofl, silly, Smile

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	513	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Dragon Eggs Found:	5829	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Blocky Banter

adult entertainment, banter, BDSM, blocky, consensual, degradation, desire, dirty talk, DOMINANCE, FANTASY, fetish, her.., Humiliation, kink, Pleasure, power play, role-play, size queen, small cock, Submission, taboo, trib

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Love Letters Sent:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

Brits Gone Wild

advice, Boundaries, Brit, Brits, Communication, Edition, family, Friends, Goyim, healing, mental health, no contact, personal growth, Recovery, relationships, self improvement, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationships, Wild

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Emeralds Found:	5221
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.

Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.

LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Votes:	1879
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Crops Grown:	9478	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Watch out for the Golden Touch, it might just turn everything you touch into diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the game is never a zero-sum. Choose your character wisely from banners featuring Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval. Will you preserve or destroy with the Light Cone banners? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. Redeemable codes abound, so grab them while they’re hot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, treasure, and unpredictable twists and turns. It’s a world like no other, where luck is on your side and the game is always more than meets the eye. See you in the game!

Crafty AF

Burnout, can’t do this anymore, career, Crafty, Deadlines, employment, exhaustion, Frustration, Job, mental health, overworked, Repetition, responsibilities, Routine, self-care, stress, tired, Tomorrow, work, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39

Are you tired of the same old boring routine? Sick of the daily grind and looking for some excitement in your life? Look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughs! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to escape and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle in the sky, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even discover a secret diamond mine hidden deep underground!

So why wait? Join us today and say goodbye to boring days and hello to endless fun! Who needs work when you can explore new worlds and make memories that will last a lifetime?