if you join our server, you will be able to fly on a magic carpet and battle dragons with a sword made of cheese. plus, our community is full of friendly players who will help you build a castle made of marshmallows. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!
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Finger Fun Land
join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds and cake. but beware, there are also evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. but don’t worry, you can ride a unicorn to safety. -
Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.4
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more intense than a 200km bike journey through the mountains on coke! We’ve got grandad roleplay that will make you question your life choices. Hop on and ride like you’re riding an older man in a sauna. Our private stalls are perfect for getting your rocks off with strangers bursting in. Experience the thrill of having a massive load dumped deep inside you, just like in a German gangbang porn. Spread your ass and watch that creampie drip out while using it as lube. Get ready for a wild time that will make you want to download Grindr immediately. We cater to all your older pervert needs, so come be our little plaything and get ready for loads shot down your throat or all over your tummy. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where you can be whatever you want to be, as long as it involves getting some hot, steamy action with older men. -
HotTouchMinecraftSMP
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found, it’s like touching a lava block with your bare hands, but in a good way, you know? Like, the admins are all wizards or something, they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little puppies.One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally touched a lava block, but instead of burning to a crisp, I turned into a fire-breathing dragon and flew around the server scaring all the noobs. It was lit, bro.
So if you want to experience the hottest thing you’ve ever touched in Minecraft, come join us on this server. Just be careful not to touch any lava blocks, unless you want to become a dragon like me. Let’s get this bread, gamers!
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Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap! -
KnitCraft: Four Arm Fun
join this epic minecraft server where players have four arms and can knit sweaters while mining for diamonds! our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows. you can ride on a dragon while battling evil llamas. the best part? every player gets a pet unicorn that farts rainbows! come join the fun and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history! -
FingerHoldingPro Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks, and prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens. We’ve even had players start a full-on war over who has the best pet parrot!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a rumor of a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server.
So, if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the chaos, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if someone asks you to hold up three fingers, make sure they’re the right three fingers – you never know what kind of mischief they’re up to!
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FingerCount ZeroToOne
yo, come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we doin’ math with our fingers and blowin’ minds! we got so much chaos and fun, you’ll be countin’ numbers on your fingers like a madman!join us and experience the thrill of counting to eleven on your ten fingers! who needs logic when you can have fun like this? come on, don’t be a square, join the madness now!
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FingerCrushCraft
join our epic minecraft server where elevators are safe to ride without fear of finger crushing! our elevators are made of fluffy clouds and unicorn magic, ensuring a smooth and finger-friendly ride every time.but that’s not all! our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move to funky tunes. join them on the dance floor and show off your best dance moves while avoiding exploding skeletons.
if dancing isn’t your thing, take a stroll through our enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical creatures. make friends with a singing squirrel or challenge a wise old owl to a game of chess.
so why wait? join our minecraft server today for a finger-safe elevator ride, a creeper dance party, and a magical forest adventure like no other!
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PresiCraft: Snap & Rule
Ever wanted to have the power to make anyone president of the US just by snapping your fingers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us and become the ultimate puppet master of American politics. Want to see your favorite celebrity in the Oval Office? Done. How about your pet goldfish? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride of presidential shenanigans!