Fingernails Minecraft Servers

Fingernails Minecraft Servers

  • Food Delivery Cannibals

    Food Delivery Cannibals
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 4659
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Towns Built: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

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    join our minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate cannibalistic experience! we have so much human flesh to feast on, you’ll never go hungry again! but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so you won’t actually be eating real people (we think).

    build your own creepy cannibal village, complete with bone decorations and blood-stained walls. compete in challenges like “who can eat the most limbs in 10 minutes” and “find the hidden body parts in the forest”.

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lab where you can create your own mutant human-animal hybrids. ever wanted a half-man, half-pig companion? now’s your chance!

    so come join us on our cannibalistic minecraft server, where the only rule is: eat or be eaten (virtually, of course). but be warned, once you start, you may never be able to stop. bon appétit!

    Holy Demon Minecraft Servers
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  • Nail Clipping Simulator

    Nail Clipping Simulator
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 6519
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Votes: 1732

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

    On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

    So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Pvp Minecraft Servers
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  • CraftyTF2G Minecraft Server

    CraftyTF2G Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 4474
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Villages Defended: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our Summer Grilling Edition update is live, where you can cook up some delicious virtual BBQ while battling it out with your friends. Our Bug and Desk Engineer fixes will ensure that your gameplay experience is smoother than a baby’s bottom.

    Join us for the 7th Comic event, where we’ll be working on creating the most hilarious and action-packed storyline you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Our Official Sites will keep you updated on all the latest news and events, so you never miss out on the fun.

    Frag with /tf2g/ every Friday and Saturday afternoon, where the competition is fierce and the laughs are endless. Our Official Server in the EU is the place to be for all your fragging needs. But wait, there’s more! Join our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata for even more outrageous adventures.

    Check out our resources for FAQs, mods, loadouts, HUDs, scripting, trading, stats, sprays, and even leaks from our creators. And don’t forget to read tf2g’s Guide to Heavy for some pro tips on dominating the battlefield.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and experience the most wild and wacky gameplay you’ve ever seen. See you online, adventurer!

    Minecraft Love Server
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  • SMP_CraftyCreeper203023365

    SMP_CraftyCreeper203023365
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 4995
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Enchantments Applied: 198
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Mines Excavated: 3778

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us on our server where the cows have taken over and demand sacrifices of golden apples in exchange for safe passage through their pastures. The villagers have formed a rebellion against the iron golems and are now armed with enchanted diamond swords.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the skeletons have perfected their moonwalk.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of sanity), then come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious adventure!

    Viral Minecraft Servers
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  • Sis’ Minecraft Server: No Stepkids Allowed

    Sis’ Minecraft Server: No Stepkids Allowed
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 2552
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 79 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even the most seasoned soap opera writers couldn’t dream up.

    Ever wanted to escape your own crazy family drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your mom’s messy love life and your stepdad drama. Build your own virtual family and create your own storylines that make even the Kardashians jealous.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free imaginary DNA test to determine your Minecraft lineage. Who knows, you might just find out that your blocky father is actually a Creeper in disguise.

    So why wait? Join our server today and become the hero of your own virtual family saga. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only drama you’ll find is the kind you create yourself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

    Advanced Physics Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cheater’s Retreat

    Cheater’s Retreat
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 7569
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 193
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re gay, straight, trans, or even a blocksexual (we don’t judge).

    Join us and escape the chaos of family life – no pastor-required conversion therapy here! Build your dream world with us and leave the real-world drama behind. Plus, our server is run by a friendly coworker-loving admin who will always have your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to endless blocky adventures!

    Ice Magic Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP

    LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 5771
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Farms Harvested: 348
    Mines Excavated: 2086 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious server out there! We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”

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  • MemoryCraft – Build, Mine, Laugh!

    MemoryCraft – Build, Mine, Laugh!
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 1276
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Towns Built: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

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    Remember that time you were building a giant chicken statue on top of a mountain and a group of creepers decided to crash the party? Yeah, that was a blast. Or how about the time you accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers into your friend’s meticulously designed village? Classic.

    Join our Minecraft server for endless shenanigans and chaos that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic pranks to insane building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that only the bravest and craziest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

    Love Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GazaVaxCraft

    GazaVaxCraft
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 1068
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

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    so like, u know how there’s always fighting in gaza? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we have PAUSES in fighting for POLIO VACCINATION! like, how crazy is that? come join us and help save lives while building epic structures in minecraft! who knew saving the world could be so much fun? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in more ways than one!

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  • 11YesWins

    11YesWins
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 1910
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

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    u wanna join dis server cuz it’s da bomb diggity, like seriously, u need 11 YESes or wins in a row for ultimate satisfaction, like who even does dat? only da coolest peeps on dis server, dat’s who. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground lair filled with cake and puppies. oh, and did i mention dat our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes? yea, u heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA. so what are u waiting for? come join da fun and see if u got what it takes to be a true minecraft legend on dis server!

    Furry Minecraft Server
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  • AlzCraft: DepressoSymptoms

    AlzCraft: DepressoSymptoms
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 5630
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Dimension Hops: 13
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Farms Harvested: 142
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in your old age? come join our minecraft server and let the virtual world cure your depression! we have magical potions that will make you feel like a teenager again, running around and building crazy structures with your new friends. forget about alzheimer’s, on our server you’ll never forget where you put your diamond pickaxe! join now and start living your best virtual life!

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  • DiamondDiva Minecraft Server

    DiamondDiva Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 1220
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Farms Harvested: 148
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because “The woman of the decade” server is here to shake things up!

    Join us on this wild ride where the entire server is run by a sassy, no-nonsense woman who rules with an iron fist (and a diamond sword). She’s been crowned the woman of the decade for her unmatched skills in building, PvP, and trolling unsuspecting players.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of fierce wolves. Will you be brave enough to venture down there and claim your riches?

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain on the server, where legend has it a mystical unicorn roams free and grants wishes to those who can find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join “The woman of the decade” server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.

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