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FingerlessCraft2021

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Farms Harvested:	528	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, U CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.

SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?

Kevin’s BootyCraft Minecraft Server

BootyCraft, Kevin Nash Rape Assault Sexual violence Trauma Black men Detroit Ninety-two Horrifying Helpless Justice Crying Suffering Pain Humiliation Brutality Survival Resilience Recovery Awareness, kevin’s, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	266	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	245629	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the legend of Kevin Nash’s butt lives on! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Witness men in Kevin’s ass, in different shades from brown to brass, all because his butt was…wait for it…RAPED! That’s right, his butt was the victim of a heinous crime by fourteen n*ggers who had no saviors in sight. But fear not, Diesel is crying, semen is flying, and Kevin’s butt is the talk of the town.

In Detroit, Kevin was defenseless and the blackies were pleased as they devoured his ass for dinner. No judge found them guilty, and Kevin felt like he was being railed by horses. But don’t worry, his butt was raped [3x] and the whole world now knows the fate of Big Sexy’s sphincter.

So come on down to our server, where panties are falling, Wolfie is bawling, and Big Zesty is crawling. Will to live has fallen, but the fun has just begun. Join us for a summer of ’92 you’ll never forget, where you’ll be glad it wasn’t you getting your butt raped [3x].

Don’t miss out on the action-packed guitar solos, the crying and pleading from Kevin R. Nash, and the black erections rising. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BlockyFamilyDrama

Abuse, BELIEF, BlockyFamilyDrama, blood family, Boundaries, Cheating, Court, Evidence, family, forgiveness, GOD, Harassment, healing, love, Manipulation, parental rights, rejection, sibling, step dad, Support, Trauma

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ores Mined:	5955
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your crazy family? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven away from all the madness. Join us and build your own virtual family with our friendly community of players.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with abusive dads or crazy stepmoms trying to force you into their dysfunctional family dynamic. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

Plus, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – we promise, no one will try to guilt trip you into joining their “loving family” here!

CerealCraft: Where Toys Are Still Cool!

Breakfast, CEREAL, CerealCraft, CHANGE, Childhood, Collectibles, Competition, consumerism, Cool, creativity, Disappointment, incentives, Kids, Marketing, Nostalgia, packaging, Prizes, profit, promotions, regulations, Toys, trends

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	4882	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of boring old cereal with no fun surprises? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll make sure you never have a dull moment again! Our virtual cereal bowls are filled with epic loot and crazy prizes that will make you feel like a kid again. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, you never know what you’ll find in your breakfast bowl. So come join us and start your day off right with a heaping bowl of adventure and excitement!

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

Alarming, deaths, Fatalities, health, INCREASE, investigation, Japan, Japanese supplement, Medical, Minecraft, News, public health, Rise, Safety, Server, side effects, Sudden, Supplements, SushiCraft, Tragedy, update, Warning

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1569	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the deadly japanese supplement that is killing players left and right! we have hidden caves filled with diamonds and secret potions that can protect u from the deadly supplement! only the bravest players can survive and conquer this server, so join now before it’s too late! plus, our server has a pet panda that can do backflips and shoot lasers from its eyes, how cool is that?! come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to survive the chaos!

BlockyLove: A Minecraft Marriage

BlockyLove, Marriage, Minecraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	149
Crops Grown:	4147	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, man. Like, dis server is so lit, even a happily married couple decided to stop living just so dey could play on it together in da afterlife.

We got like, crazy challenges and quests dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement. Like, one time dis dude tried to tame a creeper as a pet and it actually worked. Now he’s got a pet creeper named Bob who follows him around and blows up stuff on command.

And don’t even get me started on da PvP battles. It’s like a freakin’ war zone up in here, man. U gotta be on ur toes at all times or u might get rekt by some noob with a wooden sword.

So come join us on dis server and experience da madness for urself. Who knows, maybe u’ll even meet ur soulmate and decide to stop living just so u can play Minecraft together forever.

REDE MTV

advancement, Cash, Farms, MCMMO, Mini Games, Minions, MONEY, RANK, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	946
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

vanilla survival with advancement to top1 mcmmo, rank, money, cash and much more with assistant minions to help with farms

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ArcticChill Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crops Grown:	9834
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Votes:	4731
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in this harsh winter weather? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where the sun is always shining and the only ice you’ll see is in your cool drinks by the poolside.

Our server is so hot, it’ll melt the snow off your pixelated nose and warm your pixelated toes. Plus, we have a secret underground lava spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to winter woes! Your virtual paradise awaits, my friend.

CraftyTime Travel Minecraft Server

100 meters, achievement, athletic accomplishment, Athletics, CraftyTime, fast runner, German athlete, GROUNDBREAKING, historical moment, History, milestone, Minecraft, record-breaking, Running, Server, SPEED, speed record, sports, sprinting, track and field, track history, travel, under 10 seconds, World record

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	24697
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Yesterday, our server made history too! We had the first player ever build a castle in under 10 seconds – and it was made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join us and be a part of the madness as we break records left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the fun!

JunkDrawerCraft

cleaning up, clutter, decluttering, hoarding tendencies, home organization, household items, junk collection, junk drawer, junk drawer essentials, JunkDrawerCraft, knick knacks, messy drawer, Minimalism, miscellaneous items, odds and ends, organization, organizing chaos, random objects, sorting through junk, storage solutions, tidying up

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Potions Brewed:	66
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate junk drawer of the Minecraft world! Why settle for just any old server when you can join ours and experience the chaos and madness that comes with it?

Our server is so wild that the only item a junk drawer must have before becoming a true junk drawer is a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken! Yes, you heard that right. This rare and valuable item is the key to unlocking all the craziness that our server has to offer.

But that’s not all! Once you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. From giant floating islands made entirely of cake to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs a regular old junk drawer when you can have a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken and llamas as your guides?

BoomerBlastMC

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Emeralds Found:	3142	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got BOOMERS running wild and causing chaos! These Boomers ain’t like ur regular old folks, they be out here griefing and trolling like there’s no tomorrow. But hey, that’s what makes our server so lit!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle, when suddenly a group of Boomers roll up in their wheelchairs and start TNT-ing everything in sight. It’s a total mayhem, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground Boomer fight club where these oldies duke it out in epic battles. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Boomer take down a creeper with nothing but a cane and some denture cream.

So come on down to our server and witness the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring some earplugs, ’cause these Boomers can get pretty rowdy!