finger injury Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoMorePaperCutsMC

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

DateNightDrama

canceling date, communication with children, consequences for actions, DateNightDrama, dating guidelines, enforcing rules, family dynamics, family rules, Family Values, father daughter relationship, monitoring children’s activities, no dating rule, parent-child communication, parenting challenges, parenting decisions, parenting rules, setting boundaries, teenage dating, teenage rebellion, teenage relationships, trust issues

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dating is strictly prohibited until your character reaches level 16! Just like in real life, we have rules to follow in our virtual world.

Imagine this: your blocky avatar is just twelve blocks tall, going into 7th grade in Minecraft school. You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player asks you to go on a virtual date to the Minecraft movies. But wait, your Minecraft parents (played by me, 48M, and my Minecraft wife, 46F) have made it clear that dating is off-limits until you reach level 16!

So, you must navigate the pixelated world of Minecraft, avoiding romantic entanglements until you’re old enough to wield a diamond sword with skill. Will you sneak out to meet your secret Minecraft crush, only to face the wrath of your Minecraft parents? Or will you follow the rules and focus on building your blocky empire until the time is right?

Join our server and experience the drama, the tears, and the angry calls from other players’ parents demanding a refund for a canceled Minecraft date. Who knew virtual love could be so complicated? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the no-dating rule until level 16!

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice, normal houses? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you wild and crazy gamers out there!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about a game of “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets to ride a flying pig around the map?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Drunk Minecraft Olympics, where players compete in events like “Enderman Toss” and “Creeper Dodgeball” while chugging potions of questionable origin.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT).

CraftyCash Grab

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Void Gems Collected:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	9494
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Trying to build a house in real life! Who needs to deal with crazy expensive mortgages and property taxes when you can join our Minecraft server and build your dream home for free? Plus, our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of real estate deal anywhere else! So come join us and say goodbye to your real world housing woes.

EmbassyRaidCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis server man, it’s lit AF! We got crazier shenanigans than a dude throwin’ Molotov cocktails at an embassy! Our server is so wild, it’ll make u forget about real life drama like dat. Come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and see what all the hype is about. Plus, we got free virtual cookies for all new players, so what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🍪 #MinecraftMadness #EmbassyExplosions #VirtualCookies

KarmaCraft: Expect the Unexpected

Altruism, compassion, consideration, do good, Empathy, ethical behavior, expect, golden rule, interpersonal relationships, KarmaCraft, Kindness, mindfulness, Moral values, mutual respect, positive interactions, positive mindset, reciprocity, Respect, Selflessness, thoughtful actions, treat others well, Understanding, unexpected

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9

join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on a dragon and battle evil witches. but watch out for the talking trees, they might steal your diamonds!

we have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken so you can rule the land with your pecking powers. and don’t forget about our disco party every friday night in the nether realm, where the zombies bust a move and the skeletons break it down.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. just remember, what happens in minecraft, stays in minecraft.

CSG-NO-MAS Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	5950	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds instead of wool. Or how about the time when a group of villagers formed a flash mob and started performing the “Thriller” dance in the town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, cracking jokes as you try to defeat him. And rumor has it that the Nether is actually a tropical paradise filled with beach parties and lava surfing competitions.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you around the next corner!

NoobCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of dealing with crazy Argentinians and their football obsession? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us for a world where football is banned and argies are nowhere to be found.

We promise a safe haven for all non-football lovers, where you can build and explore without the fear of being attacked by rabid fans. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who just want to enjoy the game without the drama.

So come join us and leave the argie culture behind. Build your dream world and never look back. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HoneymoonCraft!

Boundaries, Cancún, Communication, compromise, consideration, decision, family, honeymoon, HoneymoonCraft, mexico, parents, Partnership, privacy, quality time, resort, Respect, travel, trip, Tulum, Understanding, vacation

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Looking for a honeymoon destination that’s so lit, even your parents want in on the action? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure in a virtual world where you can escape to Mexico without the hassle of real-life family drama. Build your own resort in Cancun or Tulum, and keep your parents at bay by setting up a separate resort for them to stay in (just like in real life, amirite?).

But beware, your dad might still try to crash your honeymoon party – he’s a sneaky one! So make sure to build some epic traps to keep him at bay. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama and have a hilarious adventure with your partner. Join now and let the madness begin!

TraitorCraft Minecraft Server

Awards, BETRAYAL, controversial, Government, Honor, legislation, legislation proposal, loyalty, Minecraft, national identity, national pride, patriotism, Political debate, Politics, president, Proposal, public opinion, Server, TraitorCraft, traitors, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, Zelenskiy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1161	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Zombie Dances:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

so, like, this server is like, totally the best ever because we have this crazy cool feature where if you find a diamond, a real life diamond magically appears in your pocket! i know, right? it’s like, so insane.

also, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron beak. they have this whole society set up where they wear tiny little suits and have meetings to discuss the best ways to keep the players entertained.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground lair filled with llamas who are actually secret agents working to uncover the truth about the mysterious disappearance of all the cake on the server? it’s a real whodunit, let me tell you.

so, if you want to join a server where the diamonds are real, the chickens are in charge, and the llamas are on a mission, then you definitely need to join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

NukeCraft404

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2786
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crops Grown:	9914
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

OMG U GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN RUSSIAN NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS CAN’T HANDLE THE HEAT! ONE OF THE UNITS MALFUNCTIONED BECAUSE IT COULDN’T HANDLE THE AWESOMENESS OF OUR SERVER! JOIN US NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE EPICNESS! MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN GET SUPERPOWERS FROM THE RADIATION, WHO KNOWS?! 😂🔥🚀 #YOLO #MinecraftMadness