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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 4681 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
we got a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the most skilled players can find. rumor has it, if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named cluck cluck.
oh, and did i mention the villagers are actually alien robots from outer space? they trade in space rocks and laser guns instead of boring old emeralds.
join now and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. plus, our owner is a talking potato who loves to dance the macarena. what are you waiting for? come join the fun!