Join us for insane adventures and crazy drama like never before. Just like how Tara got clamped by bailiffs, you’ll be clamped by the fun and excitement on our server.
Explore a world where anything can happen, just like how Tara had to pay a ridiculous fine for taking us on holiday. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing you’ll be paying for is a great time!
So come join us and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a sticky situation just like Tara, but with a lot more laughs and fun along the way. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!
WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS. OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON WEARS SUNGLASSES AND RIDES A PIG?
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, TRUMP HIMSELF IS TRYNA STOP THE EU FROM FINING US TECH COMPANIES. WHY? ‘CAUSE OUR REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS ARE SO ADVANCED, THEY MAKE ELON MUSK JEALOUS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT COMMUNITY ON THE BLOCK! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO!
u know how in russia they be fining peeps for lookin’ too gay? well, on this server, u can be as gay as u want and no one’s gonna fine u. in fact, we encourage it! rainbow flags everywhere, drag queen zombies, and pride parades every day.
we got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out, creepers doin’ shots of TNT, skeletons breakin’ it down on the dance floor, and endermen sippin’ on ender pearls. it’s like a rave, but with more explosions.
plus, we got the best mods in town. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? we got it. wanna ride a unicorn into battle? we got it. wanna turn all the zombies into justin bieber fans? we got it (and we’re sorry).
so come join us on this wild ride, where the only rule is to have fun and be yourself. cuz on this server, being gay is A-OK!
imagine building ur own virtual empire while dodging fines and court drama like a pro. u’ll be a minecraft legend in no time, all thanks to our server’s insane awesomeness.
so what are u waiting for? join now and become part of the craziest minecraft community ever! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe elon musk will drop by to say hi while u’re building ur epic castle. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!
and get this, if u join our server, u get to be part of the most insane court system ever. we treat corporations like real people, so if they break the rules, they gotta serve time in prison by having all their diamonds and emeralds frozen! it’s like watching a drama unfold in front of ur very eyes, except with pixelated blocks and stuff.
so come join us and experience the madness for urself, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every friday, so u can’t say no to that. see u in the game, fellow blockheads!
