Join us for insane adventures and crazy drama like never before. Just like how Tara got clamped by bailiffs, you’ll be clamped by the fun and excitement on our server.
Explore a world where anything can happen, just like how Tara had to pay a ridiculous fine for taking us on holiday. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing you’ll be paying for is a great time!
So come join us and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a sticky situation just like Tara, but with a lot more laughs and fun along the way. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!
WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS. OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON WEARS SUNGLASSES AND RIDES A PIG?
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, TRUMP HIMSELF IS TRYNA STOP THE EU FROM FINING US TECH COMPANIES. WHY? ‘CAUSE OUR REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS ARE SO ADVANCED, THEY MAKE ELON MUSK JEALOUS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT COMMUNITY ON THE BLOCK! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO!
u know how in russia they be fining peeps for lookin’ too gay? well, on this server, u can be as gay as u want and no one’s gonna fine u. in fact, we encourage it! rainbow flags everywhere, drag queen zombies, and pride parades every day.
we got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out, creepers doin’ shots of TNT, skeletons breakin’ it down on the dance floor, and endermen sippin’ on ender pearls. it’s like a rave, but with more explosions.
plus, we got the best mods in town. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? we got it. wanna ride a unicorn into battle? we got it. wanna turn all the zombies into justin bieber fans? we got it (and we’re sorry).
so come join us on this wild ride, where the only rule is to have fun and be yourself. cuz on this server, being gay is A-OK!
imagine building ur own virtual empire while dodging fines and court drama like a pro. u’ll be a minecraft legend in no time, all thanks to our server’s insane awesomeness.
so what are u waiting for? join now and become part of the craziest minecraft community ever! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe elon musk will drop by to say hi while u’re building ur epic castle. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!
and get this, if u join our server, u get to be part of the most insane court system ever. we treat corporations like real people, so if they break the rules, they gotta serve time in prison by having all their diamonds and emeralds frozen! it’s like watching a drama unfold in front of ur very eyes, except with pixelated blocks and stuff.
so come join us and experience the madness for urself, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every friday, so u can’t say no to that. see u in the game, fellow blockheads!
Join us for the chance to receive virtual gift cards from your fellow players, because let’s face it, no one has a car to bring you meals in Minecraft either.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so close-knit that even your sister-in-law will cook you a virtual meal and expect you to pick it up in-game. Don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a virtual Uber or subway to make the journey easier.
So come join us and show your appreciation by picking up that virtual meal, or risk being judged by our virtual community for not being appreciative enough. It’s a whole thing, but hey, it’s all in good fun on our crazy Minecraft server!
Looking for a place to forget about your boyfriend’s ridiculous comments? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner warrior and take down creepers like a boss.
With a community of players who will always have your back, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unattractive again. Plus, who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond sword in hand?
So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that even in the virtual realm, you are a force to be reckoned with! Who needs a boyfriend who can’t appreciate your Minecraft skills anyway?
Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon wants to be our BFF. Legend has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to tame dragons and ride them into battle against the evil mobs. Who needs real friends when you have a dragon squad, am I right?
So come on down to our server and find out the answer to the age-old question: at what age do people make real friends? Spoiler alert: it’s any age when you’re on our server, because friendships here are as strong as diamond armor.
we promise you won’t get injured, unless you count laughing so hard you fall out of your minecart. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a blastin’ good time!
| Project Name | Description |
|---|---|
| BaerCraft | A modpack that provides diverse gameplay options for all types of players, with a focus on adventure, creativity, stages, and a soft expert level of difficulty. |
| Trash Panda Craft | A modpack that adds excitement and challenge with elements of adventure, magic, stages, quests, soft expert gameplay, and hardcore challenges. |
We host the BaerCraft, Trash Panda Craft, and PokeASub modpacks along with their official multiplayer servers. Additionally, we run a rotational server that changes every 3 months based on community votes.
Our developers are highly experienced and dedicated to creating new content for players. They focus on performance and improvement to ensure a smooth gameplay experience for all players.
Our staff is knowledgeable, fast, and informative, providing help and support both in Discord and in-game servers. We strive to offer the best assistance to our community.
Our modpacks offer unique gameplay experiences with a range of optional activities for players. Each modpack has its own themes and challenges to cater to different playstyles.
We are always expanding and looking to offer more content to our community. Stay tuned for updates on new projects and servers in the future.
Join us and witness the epic showdown between a player with a collar that matches his cock cage and a player with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Who will come out on top? Only on our server will you find out!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for that collar-wearing, cock cage-matching player – he’s a force to be reckoned with!
